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Re: Am Back by gilgee(m): 5:37pm On Apr 01, 2008
**Farts in the face of finey** That is concentrated CO2. You are in for a deep shit.
Re: Am Back by delib: 5:51pm On Apr 01, 2008
laffs and strolls out
Re: Am Back by Nobody: 6:02pm On Apr 01, 2008
delib:

laffs and strolls out
good for u


@gilgee farting in all threads, the tin no dey tire u?
Re: Am Back by tessybaby(f): 6:56pm On Apr 01, 2008
fineyabber:

Hey Tessy, no vex jare. A reminder that I am dollar loaded and still very itchy to spend on people called Tessy!

By the way I just want to inform you that I love you better than you love me.

Ummmm

U are not current my dear
the dollar is nothing to make noise about it is fast depreciating

so say u are pound loaded
tongue
Re: Am Back by tessybaby(f): 6:57pm On Apr 01, 2008
olulu:



who tessy?

she fine?
she set?
she get my favourite assets?

u know na,

ok, welcome back from ,em ,em,
abi welcome to,
wo just welcome o jare

grin grin

grin grin grin grin


what on earth are u talking about?
Re: Am Back by gilgee(m): 7:09pm On Apr 01, 2008
What you are trying to understand.
Re: Am Back by jaymobb(m): 7:14pm On Apr 01, 2008
she sef no sabi
Re: Am Back by delib: 7:20pm On Apr 01, 2008
really?
Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 8:05pm On Apr 01, 2008
@Gilgee cow-dung, you de night shift today? Na wa o. This ur bricklayer job sef. U bera resign. such odd hours. Abi na becos of the free internet wey de your oga office?

@Tessy Love,
Forget that Pound stuff. I'll make Iteun look like a low wrung primary school cleaner. Trust me girl. I mean dollar loaded and very itchy to spend. Dollars that cannot be depleted. Wat says u? Can i win ur heart?

the rest of you: lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
Re: Am Back by Nobody: 8:14pm On Apr 01, 2008
e be like say ur magas don drop abi?

dollar man, you wan come spend am on top another man wife?
Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 8:24pm On Apr 01, 2008
Gerrout Webdezzi.
This tread is for Tessy and I alone. All conspirators, impersonators abi wetin dem de call people wey de where they no belong self. Anyhow all of you leave us alone!

For all you know, we fit start show any moment
Re: Am Back by saucekid(m): 8:37pm On Apr 01, 2008
no comments
Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 8:39pm On Apr 01, 2008
Thank you Landlord
Re: Am Back by SamMilla1(m): 10:51pm On Apr 01, 2008
*bored*

looking for soldiers to recruit
Re: Am Back by tessybaby(f): 9:15am On Apr 02, 2008
very sam miller we don't have soldiers here
go to somewhere else

@fineyabber
no call ituen name for this matter ooooo
Re: Am Back by clemcykul(f): 9:17am On Apr 02, 2008
hmmm
Re: Am Back by jaymobb(m): 9:23am On Apr 02, 2008
make una leave fineyabber im just dey find mugus and magas wey im go scam

tessybaby na fake dollar im dey use pose o
Re: Am Back by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Apr 02, 2008
u dey mind persn wey never chop since de free easter food wey he chop?

leave am make he dey fantasy about spiritual dollars
Re: Am Back by ayusman16(m): 9:50am On Apr 02, 2008
True talk! Infact, na d food wey i wan take feed my dog; him rush chop dis morning!
Re: Am Back by jaymobb(m): 10:00am On Apr 02, 2008
no wonda
Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 10:06am On Apr 02, 2008
ayusman16:

True talk! Infact, na d food wey i wan take feed my Clemcydog; him rush chop this morning!

wow, You wicked o Anusman! Na food wey you wan give your dog clemcy na im you wan give me? Haba! Hate reach like that?

@jaymobb, you just de find my mouth and e too hot for you. I no get time for scumb[i]er[/i]gs!

Tessy how are you this beautiful wednesday morning?
The sky is bright, the attitude is right and my dollars are still tight! Forgive me for mentioning Iteun. One step at a time dearie
Re: Am Back by ayusman16(m): 10:20am On Apr 02, 2008
@Finebarber abi na blabber, Na so u desperate to be disvirgined reach? First na Nightnurse (She ignored u), now Tessy (She is ignoring u). Maybe next na Mimi-Oko (She would then ignorest u). Wetin u go come do?
Re: Am Back by jaymobb(m): 10:22am On Apr 02, 2008
sit down there dey deceive ursef no b only hot mouth d won wey dem fry nko

u bera mind ur sef
Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 10:27am On Apr 02, 2008
hisses for ten miutes non-stop Cow dung(@jaymug)
Re: Am Back by clemcykul(f): 10:30am On Apr 02, 2008
fineyabber:

wow, You wicked o Anusman! Na food wey you wan give your dog clemcy na im you wan give me? Haba! Hate reach like that?

@jaymobb, you just de find my mouth and e too hot for you. I no get time for scumb[i]er[/i]gs!

Tessy how are you this beautiful wednesday morning?
The sky is bright, the attitude is right and my dollars are still tight! Forgive me for mentioning Iteun. One step at a time dearie

now am convinced ure a kid.

am clemcykul cool beat it!
Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 10:31am On Apr 02, 2008
Convince me then
Re: Am Back by ayusman16(m): 10:36am On Apr 02, 2008
He is a yaro-boy grin and wont understand what 'beat it' is!
Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 10:43am On Apr 02, 2008
Hi Anusman! Sup bro. Thank Sango you are here. Was getting bored bantering wyt these guys. Learnt you slept btw two chics yesterday. Take am easy o. So, whats it gon be boy? Guns? Bikinis or bananas?
Re: Am Back by ayusman16(m): 10:49am On Apr 02, 2008
Two chicks ke? Drilled 6 of em bro! Damn! how could u av underestimated my prowess?
Re: Am Back by jaymobb(m): 10:53am On Apr 02, 2008
warns fine barber for the last time if u knw say them born u well cross this line again
Re: Am Back by fineyabber: 11:04am On Apr 02, 2008
eating pop-corn and groundnut, he walks in again, 3 piece Versece suit in place, despite the groundnut

***********inside the room:


Jaymobb: Oga fineyabber, abeg give me small groundnut make i chop
Fineyabber: You grovelling donkey! A seed of groundnut buys you and your attire! why should i waste it on you?
Jaymobb: Sir please. I know that. My parents named me a mugu cos i always beg. But pls i beg you, i have not eaten for days. Just some groundnuts sir and God will bless you and scatter all your enemies for me.(refering to Clemcydawg, Anusman and orimolade. Gilgee?)


the kind hearted Fineyebber generously dips his hand into his groundnut pack and graciously offers Jaymugu 12 groundnuts.
Re: Am Back by clemcykul(f): 11:07am On Apr 02, 2008
wat a generous fineidiot shocked

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