@ituen,

don't mind these efi-hausas in here, u know no other bla bla bla testes better than urs, u are my last b/stop

delib:

never u say that, gilgee can never popopo my nitie

i still don't get it!

walahi!

how can you protect what you don't have?. . . . .i know yu aspire to have her but her desire is tied to anoda loser!

this world is crazy!

damn, am outta here!

The Pentagon decided one day that there were too many

Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to

three of them. They called Congress and asked them to vote

on a method of determining each General's early retirement

bonus. After voting Congress decided that each man would

choose two points of their body to measure between and then

each man would be paid $10,000 per inch.



They called in the first General. He decide to have

them measure from the top of his head to the bottom of his

feet. Upon measuring it to 6 feet, they paid him $720,000.



The next General, thinking a little bit more, stretched

his arms above his head, and asked them to measure from the

tips of his fingers, to the bottom of his feet. After

measuring 8 feet, they paid him $960,000.



The next General, with a smug look on his face, asked

them to measure from the tip of his penis to the bottom of

his balls. Congress decided to call in a medical officer.

The medical officer asked the General to drop his pants.

The medical officer lifted the General's penis to make the

measurement, but instead he exclaimed, "Good God man, where

are your balls!!" With a smile the General said, "I left

them in Nigeria."

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations,"
said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied,
"Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."

@kronkykay
u aren't going no where okay? come back here and sit ur fat butt right here

so the guy yansh big?

go find out for urself him get ikebe super

kai! heavy duty!

_{Keeps smiling at nightnurse's posts and licks his lips while rubbing his hands}

Nighnurse
This night, enof gbedu for us in our palace

omg! i can't wait

i bet u'll be able to wait after 9months. . . .


ehehehehehe

Natural leave. lol

hw e come take affect una? busy bodies

Na im make us busy bodies na.

hope say he no dey do u

i suppose marry wife give una so that i go rest

better hurry up. . . .start to dey make arrangement for gilgee oooo. . . . . . . . he's 75yrs old and still no marriage in sight. . . . . . .

i go donate 1 drum of shepe for the party since that's wat he and his folks specialises on. . . . . .

i donate 10 packs of matches to light the ganja.

legalises the whole shyte

^{* grabs matches back from Delib and pokes him in the eyeball*} Dont you know its for kronky's wife bride price.

naijastyle:

^{* grabs matches back from Delib and pokes him in the eyeball*} Dont you know its for kronky's wife bride price.

odeishi

odeishi¹⁰ Your face no dey fear my face?

<sub>sprays tear gas on his fa

lights another roll of ganja</sub>

^{NDLEA comes to kalakuta rep and picks up only Delib for stealing only one wrap of ganja (if he had stolen more, he won't have been arrested}
Poverty of,

gawd!

NDLEA relases him, cos dey never sabi am b4 but now dem don sabi delib

in his dreams ^{he dosen't know he's in a coma after been beaten up by his cellmates}

Geez man, is that what you take these days