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Let's Mock The Atheists. by DandeNumeruno(m): 9:03am On Mar 08, 2013
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.


Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They’re always talking about God.


Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.


Q: How does an Athesist girl have her hair done?
A: In big bangs!


Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders?
A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture.


Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until
he tested his hypothesis.


Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so
fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.


Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

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Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:09am On Mar 08, 2013
Good morning Dan,

I am struggling to understand why you would want people to mock Atheists?
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:12am On Mar 08, 2013
striktlymi: Good morning Dan,

I am struggling to understand why you would want people to mock Atheists?


You dont know a joke when you see one?

Get a sense of humor, I actually found it funny

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Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by ooman(m): 10:18am On Mar 08, 2013
Actually, i was stunned. I didnt know what to write so i wrote this
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:21am On Mar 08, 2013
Logicboy03:


You dont know a joke when you see one?

Get a sense of humor, I actually found it funny

No I don't!
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:34am On Mar 08, 2013
striktlymi:

No I don't!


Empty barrel
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:44am On Mar 08, 2013
funny!
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by DandeNumeruno(m): 10:53am On Mar 08, 2013
Logicboy's right. It's a joke, but their is some semblance of truth in it all the same. wink
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by DandeNumeruno(m): 10:55am On Mar 08, 2013
striktlymi: Good morning Dan,

I am struggling to understand why you would want people to mock Atheists?

Seriously?? Are you for real?
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:56am On Mar 08, 2013
Dan_de_Numeruno:

Seriously?? Are you for real?

Nah...I am for fake tongue
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 10:57am On Mar 08, 2013
striktlymi:

Nah...I am for fake tongue

empty retort
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by DandeNumeruno(m): 11:06am On Mar 08, 2013
Logicboy03:

empty retort
grin
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by InesQor(m): 12:15pm On Mar 08, 2013
Be like say Aunty Jesoul and Oga Manmustwac go move this one go Jokes section
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Alfamann: 2:11pm On Mar 08, 2013
Q. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three, but they're really one.

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Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by onetrack(m): 8:08pm On Mar 08, 2013
Some of these are funny, some are just not very funny.

Last year on the atheism section of reddit, the atheists had a day where they(we) made fun of atheism and atheists!
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by manmustwac(m): 8:16pm On Mar 08, 2013
Alfamann: Q. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three, but they're really one.
It should be in the jokes section but I'll leave it here
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by saintvc(m): 11:50pm On Mar 08, 2013
op, i think this is funny enough to make front page but the title is a bit faulty. change it to 'jokes about atheist' so we can persuade mod to make it front page
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by wiegraf: 12:16am On Mar 09, 2013
Dan_de_Numeruno:
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so
fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.



I can see myself doing this just to shut someone up
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 11:37am On Mar 09, 2013

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Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by mazaje(m): 11:44am On Mar 09, 2013
The atheist have been mocked. . .Let's laugh our asses off. . .
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 11:45am On Mar 09, 2013

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Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Alfamann: 12:08pm On Mar 09, 2013

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Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Alfamann: 12:08pm On Mar 09, 2013

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Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by ooman(m): 12:36pm On Mar 09, 2013
Alfamann:

grin grin
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by tobechi20(m): 12:56pm On Mar 09, 2013
striktlymi: Good morning Dan,

I am struggling to understand why you would want people to mock Atheists?
dear, striktymi, this is a joke and should be viewes as one. Even the atheist here understand and are laughing , y are u taking it serious, dont u have sence of humor thank u

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Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 4:12pm On Mar 09, 2013
tobechi20: dear, striktymi, this is a joke and should be viewes as one. Even the atheist here understand and are laughing , y are u taking it serious, dont u have sence of humor thank u

Hi Tobe,

My post was not informed by the OP but by the title of the thread...you never know what the next person would be sensitive to I guess I might have made this a bit clear.

...and I have a great sense of humour but I am aware that a joke where only the joker is laughing might be over stretching it.

Well I am glad that everyone seem to be cool with it though.
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by oboy3(m): 5:35pm On Mar 09, 2013
[quote author=Dan_de_numeruno
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so
fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
funniest,gringringringrin
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by edcode(f): 6:33pm On Mar 09, 2013
Alfamann: Q. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three, but they're really one.
LMAO
Re: Let's Mock The Atheists. by Nobody: 9:49am On Mar 16, 2013
Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic agnostic?

He lay awake in bed wondering if an all powerful Dog exists

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