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Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mysticgal(f): 11:09am On Mar 12, 2013 |
nitlad be proud of ur face me i face you apartment and share ur experience jor.apocalypse ur own is till 2morrow |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 11:10am On Mar 12, 2013 |
someone shiiits in the pit latrine and does not flush, and anoda fool comes rushing into d toilet with running stomach, adds to it and does not flush too. now ur pressed and want to use d toilet, u go in with ur own bucket of water u see d whole mess and ur shiiit relocates from ur rectum back to ur large intestine, u come out the toilet cussing aloud u have low voltage electricity and one bastard plugs an electric cooker to cook beans and nobody else can use electricity even to charge fone, u come out ur room and start cussin loudly ill be back 15 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Adufaye(m): 11:10am On Mar 12, 2013 |
caesaraba:lol..seriously |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nbright: 11:11am On Mar 12, 2013 |
I remember when I was staying in one.... The men were kinda united it was the women that always cause troubles... During one of their fights, a woman from Ndoni poured pepper that she mixed with water in anticipation of the fight on another lady... Looking back, I am kinda glad I experienced that stage... 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by kamelonaire(m): 11:13am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Yesterday night in my face to face to face compound there is a boy called ade he sit outside and start talking about dollar, he said one dollar is 45,000 naire , we start laughing in the room dat if one dollar is 45K das mean every we need to travel abroad, dat mean nigeria economics is to bad, around the line we just here one old woman outside saying ade so ra e ade mind ur business and de start fighting 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:13am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mysticgal: stop nitlad.you're cussing,not sharing your experience,if you're idle,chew gum pls.atleast we said our's#duh# mysticgal: nitlad be proud of ur face me i face you apartment and share ur experience jor.apocalypse ur own is till 2morrowI don't have to! But I can identify with people's experiences on here! Be magnanimous, even to your 'friend' of 'lesser standing'! apocalypse: 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by yuzedo: 11:14am On Mar 12, 2013 |
nitlad:Huh? Nitwitlad, bro, who thought you Eeglish in ur jakande fass me ah fase you house? I am impress! Shollypopz:No! ....unless you gimme yo numba! |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by cyril83(m): 11:15am On Mar 12, 2013 |
nitlad:why the long face na |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:18am On Mar 12, 2013 |
groovie: someone shiiits in the pit latrine and does not flush, and anoda fool comes rushing into d toilet with running stomach, adds to it and does not flush too. now ur pressed and want to use d toilet, u go in with ur own bucket of water u see d whole mess and ur shiiit relocates from ur rectum back to ur large intestine, u come out the toilet cussing aloud |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by iluvtotodie(m): 11:18am On Mar 12, 2013 |
CHINE55:u dey ask ? U never watch the movie "KUNG FU HUSSLE" Watch am 2 c wat goes down in face me, i slap u apartments. 2 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by yuzedo: 11:19am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mysticgal: sure you're not living in one of those?ME? HELLLLLLL NOO! I live in a Banana Iland house wit swiming pull and table-tennis lawn. But i heard fase my people normally used padlock to lock their pot of soup! huh wtf? we give uppppppp! 2 Likes
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Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by dokunbam(m): 11:19am On Mar 12, 2013 |
this will be very interesting who would want to wash his/her dirty linen outside All the same its just for fun pls make us laugh am coming back to share my own wen i was in school |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mysticgal(f): 11:20am On Mar 12, 2013 |
if i have a chance to change my frnds lives i will,and i wil try my best 2,so no need cussing moi. |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by cyril83(m): 11:20am On Mar 12, 2013 |
kamelonaire: Yesterday night in my face to face to face compound there is a boy called ade he sit outside and start talking about dollar, he said one dollar is 45,000 naire , we start laughing in the room dat if one dollar is 45K das mean every we need to travel abroad, dat mean nigeria economics is to bad, around the line we just here one old woman outside saying ade so ra e ade mind ur business and de start fightingchoi! You speak face me i face you grammar anywayz understanding ( also called intellection )... Bros you need to bail outta that environment, it doesn't help man 5 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mikkyphp(m): 11:21am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Bloody hilarious thread! |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:22am On Mar 12, 2013 |
yuzedo:Weyrey Ijora Badia na dia we dey take treat your kain fvck up. Ma pah eh! |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by herkeym001(m): 11:23am On Mar 12, 2013 |
1. When it comes to contributing money. 2. Too much wahala becos of Generator noise and smoke. 3. You cant watch film peacefully without small-small children entering your room in day time. 4. Dating each other from that same yard. (I love dis part) 5. Sleeping late at night. (If light no dey) 6. Fights. ETC 5 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by ibrutex(m): 11:23am On Mar 12, 2013 |
back in d days around 90's for face me and slap u. We dey queue nd set bucket in roles in front of bathroom , abi when you want to fry chicken for dinner d whole compound go know and they start to hail you. Or 2 in 1 bathroom,u know what i mean shotput and bathing. If you dnt knw shotput ask d nxt tennant lol. At times self baba bolaji and iya bolaji go wake us with there noise over sex thing.....chai , thank God na flat me dey now sha 7 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by mysticgal(f): 11:23am On Mar 12, 2013 |
@yuzedo,bro u're damn funny.locking pot of soup.lmao |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by yuzedo: 11:25am On Mar 12, 2013 |
nitlad:Be nice, we have MOPOL in our prado jeep in BANANA ISLAND... |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:26am On Mar 12, 2013 |
mysticgal: if i have a chance to change my frnds lives i will,and i wil try my best 2,so no need cussing moi.Aint nobody cussing you lady - just don't come here denigrating your 'friend' in a bid to appear 'upscale'! 5 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by kemoolala: 11:26am On Mar 12, 2013 |
@jhydebaba, really u av experience o! kudos to u! |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Hassan11: 11:27am On Mar 12, 2013 |
I just rented one few months ago and i am already fed up with all the drammer there. I just finished my Nysc and don't want to stay with my parents anymore. Just need to be alone for while but noise, toilet palava, sanitation,Nepa bill, fetching of water etc. But i know very soon my level will change for better. 11 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 11:29am On Mar 12, 2013 |
u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am" Bastard! 61 Likes |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Nobody: 11:30am On Mar 12, 2013 |
jhydebaba: Lemme go first.Kai!! Baba wakila dey shine iyawo alfa's congo. walahi..baba wakila should be hanged... em em weting come happen afterwards? |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by nitlad: 11:31am On Mar 12, 2013 |
yuzedo:It's IJORA BADIA matey - Aint no MOFO stepping in there without getting sodomized! |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by cyril83(m): 11:31am On Mar 12, 2013 |
Choi! Aje pako full nairaland oh, no wonder most nairalanders reason from the nose 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Lolaabokoku(f): 11:31am On Mar 12, 2013 |
chibyboy: Some Public yards are addicted to public nusanscorrect ursf olodo nusans or nuisance? |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by Oahray: 11:32am On Mar 12, 2013 |
groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"lmao! 1 Like |
Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by deviduff(m): 11:32am On Mar 12, 2013 |
At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel. 82 Likes 1 Share |
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