i admire ***** , lovely girl

I admire pretty girls on miniskirts, they always make me think of the DO DE DO DO.
Ouch my trouser is swelling.

Nina4eva:

una too like this pahtahkee. oga please can u show your face not your back? I want to c y u've created so much wave for d ladies.

Moses only saw the backside of God.

I no be God oh. But my face must not be a regular feature on nairaland news.

I no even get face sef.

Thanks Uspry1 for the admiration.

I once told you on this forum and I will say it here again.

I admire the way you excellently dig out previous threads and posts pertaining to any topic on nairaland!

I would have preferred you to be a moderator to eliminate some of nuisances we see on this forum.

Sweet T:

@Almond Joy

Hey, Just kin da curious here. Do you have a job?? No disrespect intended. I was reading your profile and i see that you post about 30 post per day !!! Do you know how much that is if you are getting paid to type on the computer? na wa o.

@Sweet T, you have to dig out more detail on AlmondJoy somewhere.  Yes she do have job in the USA. I do the same.

Most Nairaland members here ALWAYS KEEP FORGET that USA time zone is completely different than Nigeria time zone.  In the morning in the USA, here in Nigeria is in the afternoon/evening 5-6 hours apart based on USA day-time saving and in the evening in the USA, here in Nigeria is their bedtime zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZ.

That is big advantage for all of USA Nairaland members easily accessing in the evening while Nigerians sleep!!!!

pahtahkee:

Thanks Uspry1 for the admiration.

I once told you on this forum and I will say it here again.

I admire the way you excellently dig out previous threads and posts pertaining to any topic on nairaland!

I would have preferred you to be a moderator to eliminate some of nuisances we see on this forum.

@pahtahkee
You are welcome! You are not only one person nominating me as NL moderator, few other NL guys (technicial ones) suggested me the same thing. I also already did proposed to the forum admin few SMF add-on modules to detect numerous of spams, inactive members as well as moderator track report and many more. That post has been deleted by forum admin.

I admire him. No names. Want to protect my privacy

Sis AJ na wa!!

All these people you admire will make u run out of breath, you are my No1 in this forum because you are intelligent, unbaised, friendly and full of vigour. My  regards to Efua, Pataki, Zignor,  Sauce kid and T.tonx, Cheers to you too Emy, you guys are great!!!     

I also see Gamine, Uspry 1, Aisha 2,  Easybaby, Amsky and Michelin as intelligent women and i like their post.

I wont  forget Father ab, presidons[/b]i and others, [b]Dr Ferlie u be amebo   .

@babycool
Could you kindly tell me where you took the picture in your profile?

At a water park.Sorry cant talk much about it.

Which city, town?

Sweet T:

@Almond Joy

Hey, Just kin da curious here. Do you have a job?? No disrespect intended. I was reading your profile and i see that you post about 30 post per day !!! Do you know how much that is if you are getting paid to type on the computer? na wa o.

Actually I don't have one currently!  I am on bedrest. . . .due to circumstances beyond my control.   I have my own cyber cafe in my hospital room.  I have like 2 months to go in solitary confinement in my "assylum"  abi na "refugee camp"!   Since I just got back from Nigeria. . . . I am being screened for infectious agents!

uspry1:

@Sweet T, you have to dig out more detail on AlmondJoy somewhere.  Yes she do have job in the USA. I do the same.

Most Nairaland members here ALWAYS KEEP FORGET that USA time zone is completely different than Nigeria time zone.  In the morning in the USA, here in Nigeria is in the afternoon/evening 5-6 hours apart based on USA day-time saving and in the evening in the USA, here in Nigeria is their bedtime zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZ.

That is big advantage for all of USA Nairaland members easily accessing in the evening while Nigerians sleep!!!!

When you deal with Nigerians you become a good psychologist!  Kolomentals reign supreme!

Thank you for putting it ever so mildly. . .you are always so polite.  A very good job too. . . .some members of Nairaland have even been bold enought to publicly publish my place of work assylum with one of it's multi-systemic ISPs on Nairaland. . . .is that not enough proof?   Let them keep digging.   Only the guilty are afraid! 

Besides, some people still believe in working the typical 9-5 schedule like their "court clerk-Ichokwu" ancestors!  The "Teeeasher Ogenes" of the "Village Headmaster." Some never understand that life does not begin at 7AM and end at 5PM.

Most importantly. . . some village minded folks are yet to believe it is a "FREE WORLD"! 

babycool:

Sis AJ na wa!!

All these people you admire will make u run out of breath, you are my No1 in this forum because you are intelligent, unbaised, friendly and full of vigour. My regards to Efua, Pataki, Zignor, Sauce kid and T.tonx, Cheers to you too Emy, you guys are great!!!

I also see Gamine, Uspry 1, Aisha 2, Easybaby, Amsky and Michelin as intelligent women and i like their post.

I wont forget Father ab, presidons[/b]i and others, [b]Dr Ferlie u be amebo .

I think your list is incomplete!

Please make you go revise am oooooooooooooooooooooh!

AlmondJoy, what happened to you? I never knew you 've got some lufflove for Nairalanders with your long list of admirers. Good on you.

With regards to "circumstances beyond your control" is another little almond on the way

and BTW way, i admire your sincerity and not conforming to the popular opinions or "groupthink" that has plagued African societies whereby we can't think for ourselves and just accept what we are told. I tend to question everything around me before forming my own INDEPENDENT opinion.

Lastly, i am not a groupie,  . . .thanks for listing but next time i am on my own baby. . .  

oziomatv:

@babycool
Could you kindly tell me where you took the picture in your profile?

oziomatv:

@babycool
Could you kindly tell me where you took the picture in your profile?

oziomatv:

Which city, town?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

almondjoy:

I think your list is incomplete!

Please make you go revise am oooooooooooooooooooooh!

Hmmm Almondlady,

Are you looking for trouble OR is trouble looking for you

morenike09:

I admire him. No names. Want to protect my privacy

Dont worry dear. I will tell no one. My e-lips are sealed

Imani:

AlmondJoy, what happened to you? I never knew you 've got some lufflove for Nairalanders with your long list of admirers. Good on you.

With regards to "circumstances beyond your control" is another little almond on the way

and BTW way, i[b] admire your sincerity and not conforming to the popular opinions or "groupthink" that has plagued African societies whereby we can't think for ours[/b]elves and just accept what we are told. I tend to question everything around me before forming my own INDEPENDENT opinion.

Lastly, i am not a groupie,  . . .thanks for listing but next time i am on my own baby. . .  

I got lots of loves here even the haters are loved too as you can see.  Some have disappeared and I can't mention them but will add to the list as they pop up!

As for the little almond. . . we are yet to determine how many. . . I might just end up on the news!  These fertility drugs are something else!

I love your independent mind!  Keep up your good work.

People are already complaining I average like 500posts a day.  If I list you guys individually. . .juju will start flying all over Nairaland!  Not even taking into account that I have had like 20 other names with nothing less than 1500posts each so by ma higher math, I would have got like 156,000 posts enough to represent all bonafide Nairaland members and all their aliases!

But I will make a note of your request for future purposes!

TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

Imani:

Hmmm Almondlady,

Are you looking for trouble OR is trouble looking for you

We shall soon find out!

O ga ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

almondjoy:
As for the little almond. . . we are yet to determine how
People are already complaining I average like 500posts a day.  If I list you guys individually. . .juju will start flying all over Nairaland!  Not even taking into account that I have had like 20 other names with nothing less than 1500posts each so by ma higher math, I would have got like 156,000 posts enough to represent all bonafide Nairaland members and all their aliases!

Look who is talking about aliases You are the queen of aliases. From Militia/Militiana/Bebeelove/Afrodixie/Freakazoid etc, and usually talking from both sides of the mouth and gender. Men last year was fun. Almondjoy seems to be your longest alias, Keep it up and try not to get banned often

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Almond
Why have you grouped me with those trouble makers

You know you are very admired dear

You know I am psychic and can I have a spirtual detector that can sniff out "wolves in monkey" clothing! You are a trouble maker!

Grade A1. . .certified!

Imani:

Look who is talking about aliases You are the queen of aliases. From Militia/Militiana/Bebeelove/Afrodixie/Freakazoid etc, and usually talking from both sides of the mouth and gender. Men last year was fun. Almondjoy seems to be your longest alias, Keep it up and try not to get banned often

I think you left out like 12 others! I think my banning days are over. If you get to 5000 post and you are banned. . . . .that na big disgrace now.

Haba! Those kinds of badluck can only happen to one person!

Imani:

Dont worry dear. I will tell no one. My e-lips are sealed

And your guess is as good as mine!

I no talk oooooooooooooooooh!

_{No be ma mouth you go hear say Yar'Ardua mess for mosque kill Imamu!}

Uh oh my ex platonic e-lover got busted.

kobe:

Uh oh my ex platonic e-lover got busted.

You too were involved in cyber loving? Would have thought you were too "posh" for that. But hey whatever rocks your boat. There are quite a few decent lads/ladetteladies on Nairaland but sometimes finding them is like looking for a needle in a haystack

Imani:

You too were involved in cyber loving? Would have thought you were too "posh" for that. But hey whatever rocks your boat. There are quite a few decent lads/ladetteladies on Nairaland but sometimes finding them is like looking for a needle in a haystack

Oh yes oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Infact his case was so baaaaaaaaaaaaad. . . .he never recovered from the heartbreak!

Imani:

You too were involved in cyber loving? Would have thought you were too "posh" for that. But hey whatever rocks your boat. There are quite a few decent lads/ladetteladies on Nairaland but sometimes finding them is like looking for a needle in a haystack

most of the decent ones worth some pursuing post rarely . . . you have to be extra vigilant to catch them.

Imani:

You too were involved in cyber loving? Would have thought you were too "posh" for that. But hey whatever rocks your boat. There are quite a few decent lads/ladetteladies on Nairaland but sometimes finding them is like looking for a needle in a haystack

No, you misunderstand.  I was involved in nothing short of "cyber posting".  Love online comes as easy to me as it does to you.  To find love online would be equitable to finding that needle in a haystack.

almondjoy:

Oh yes oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Infact his case was so baaaaaaaaaaaaad. . . .he never recovered from the heartbreak!

I think i am in the "tabliod news" mood now . I think we should start a thread about experiences with other Nairalanders without mentioning names of course, and to serve as a warning to others. Some bombshells are bound to be dropped. On the other hand i guess everyone deserves their privacy.

4Him:

most of the decent ones worth some pursuing post rarely . . . you have to be extra vigilant to catch them.

Is this to imply those who post regularly may not be worth pursuing?, hmmm men. . . . , what won't you hear!!

kobe:

No, you misunderstand. I was involved in nothing short of "cyber posting". Love online comes as easy to me as it does to you. To find love online would be equitable to finding that needle in a haystack.

Thanks for clearing that up . I refuse to attach my e-self emotionally to anybody

almondjoy:

Oh yes oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Infact his case was so baaaaaaaaaaaaad. . . .he never recovered from the heartbreak!

Yes indeed it was. It was so bad. So bad that I almost died of a brokenheart.  I was stripped of my masculinity.  My name was changed from kobe to the female version colby.

4Him:

most of the decent ones worth some pursuing post rarely . . . you have to be extra vigilant to catch them.

4Him

Honestly, I miss "cybering" with you. . . I know you are from "Egbaland" and a woman must always say sorry first. . . .okay

Sorry for all the aggravation I have caused you.  Please forgive and forget for the 20th time.  Please don't be mad.

I want to use this opportunity to say I admire you because you are royal pain in the neck!

Imani:

Is this to imply those who post regularly may not be worth pursuing?, hmmm men. . . . , what won't you hear!!

not at all, it might just be nothing more than a coincidence.
Some folks here post once in a while, you get to meet them outside the overbearing ambience of nairaland and u're just blown away by their personality.

I think I am being idi

Imani:

I think i am in the "tabliod news" mood now . I think we should start a thread about experiences with other Nairalanders without mentioning names of course, and to serve as a warning to others. Some bombshells are bound to be dropped. On the other hand i guess everyone deserves their privacy.

Is this to imply those who post regularly may not be worth pursuing?, hmmm men. . . . , what won't you hear!!

Thanks for clearing that up . I refuse to attach my e-self emotionally to anybody

I think I am being avouched here by 4him, because I too rarely post. Almond's indictments can be overlooked.  I tell you this - they hold no merit.