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Blondes Dream Man by oscarwodo(m): 3:02pm On May 07, 2006
The seven most important men in a blonde's life:

1. Dentist: Because he says, "Open wide"

2. Doctor: Take off your clothes.

3. Milkman: Do you want it in the front or back?

4. Hairdresser: Do you want it teased or blown?

5. Interior Designer: Once it's in, you'll love it

6. Banker: If you take it out too soon you'll lose
interest.

7. Hunter: Always goes deep in the bush, always
shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
Re: Blondes Dream Man by dm(m): 3:50pm On May 07, 2006
angry angry angry
Re-cycled
Re: Blondes Dream Man by spikelord(m): 1:33am On May 08, 2006
@ dm

Man u don surf this joke thread well well oh!
Re: Blondes Dream Man by nike4luv(f): 11:45am On May 08, 2006
cheesy
Re: Blondes Dream Man by Theryman(m): 4:56pm On May 08, 2006
hahahaha !!!!!!!!!

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