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NSCDC Chase Me Today. by Dejohnbull: 3:41pm On Mar 21, 2013
This morning i was standing at rumuola b/s ph waiting t get taxi t ikoku via waterlines de present f about 26 timariv official is scaring taxi drivers away so alot f ppl are stranded waiting looking @ taxi men & timariv doing tom & jerry, lööking my left side what i see is ford ranger hilux fullyloaded wit NSCDC men chei in a seconds he that he is in me say i should let de cat out of de bag & shout. Oga @ t top, everything stand still @ rumuola b/s traffic moving slowmo 45 second 3 out 6 in back 2 standing 4 on rear seat jump down b4 one of them wanted to say what did u say jack am already on manual speed 3 for my mind i say robinson, on my leg.
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by CORDROSS: 3:49pm On Mar 21, 2013
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Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by Nobody: 4:00pm On Mar 21, 2013
How old are you?
13?
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by billante(m): 4:19pm On Mar 21, 2013
Harbioollah: How old are you?
13?
13 ke?
Am sure he is not more than 6yrs! undecided what kind of bull crap is this angry

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Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by obyrich(m): 4:19pm On Mar 21, 2013
I'm sure you have acquired the necessary immunity against accidental discharge.This is Nigeria, maybe Juju from your village (he that is in you) wants you cut off in the prime of youth. Stop playing with your life and be wise.
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by Gboliwe: 5:03pm On Mar 21, 2013
Dejohnbull: This morning i was standing at rumuola b/s ph waiting t get taxi t ikoku via waterlines de present f about 26 timariv official is scaring taxi drivers away so alot f ppl are stranded waiting looking @ taxi men & timariv doing tom & jerry, lööking my left side what i see is ford ranger hilux fullyloaded wit NSCDC men chei in a seconds he that he is in me say i should let de cat out of de bag & shout. Oga @ t top, everything stand still @ rumuola b/s traffic moving slowmo 45 second 3 out 6 in back 2 standing 4 on rear seat jump down b4 one of them wanted to say what did u say jack am already on manual speed 3 for my mind i say robinson, on my leg.
hehehehehehehehe
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by vizboy(m): 5:18pm On Mar 21, 2013
Dejohnbull: This morning i was standing at rumuola b/s ph waiting t get taxi t ikoku via waterlines de present f about 26 timariv official is scaring taxi drivers away so alot f ppl are stranded waiting looking @ taxi men & timariv doing tom & jerry, lööking my left side what i see is ford ranger hilux fullyloaded wit NSCDC men chei in a seconds he that he is in me say i should let de cat out of de bag & shout. Oga @ t top, everything stand still @ rumuola b/s traffic moving slowmo 45 second 3 out 6 in back 2 standing 4 on rear seat jump down b4 one of them wanted to say what did u say jack am already on manual speed 3 for my mind i say robinson, on my leg.
source please
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by Nobody: 5:30pm On Mar 21, 2013
Ya mumu no get part 2. Go play outside
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by Dejohnbull: 8:24pm On Mar 21, 2013
House boys hav stolen my today experience, all i hav t say is bokoharam in ur daily movement jambs ansaru in every night they spent in this world wil be singing boom, boom, boom, Amen.

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Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by vanbonattel: 8:50pm On Mar 21, 2013
Who gave this little child access to the internet?
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by Pukkah: 8:53pm On Mar 21, 2013
Dejohnbull: House boys hav stolen my today experience, all i hav t say is bokoharam in ur daily movement jambs ansaru in every night they spent in this world wil be singing boom, boom, boom, Amen.

What's the meaning of this? I hope you're doing fine.

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Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by azpekuliar: 9:15pm On Mar 21, 2013
Whoever gets to comprehend that should holla at a brotha.
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by Ufeolorun(m): 9:19pm On Mar 21, 2013
Dejohnbull: House boys hav stolen my today experience, all i hav t say is bokoharam in ur daily movement jambs ansaru in every night they spent in this world wil be singing boom, boom, boom, Amen.
Man! You are killing me,your attempt at comedy is greatly appreciated with a like cheesy cheesy
Boom Boom Boom!
Olodumore! O cheesy
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by Itoroetti(m): 9:27pm On Mar 21, 2013
Ure really a john bull.so funny.
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by Nobody: 9:54pm On Mar 21, 2013
He that is in me couldn't help it so i had to laugh grin grin grin
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by psky: 11:45pm On Mar 21, 2013
vizboy: source please



Dude he said it was his personal experience. And do you actually believe that something like that could happen?grin.
He's just joking man, relax.cheesy
Re: NSCDC Chase Me Today. by CORDROSS: 5:25pm On Mar 22, 2013
cheesy

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