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Re: I Want Nightnurse by saucekid(m): 6:40pm On Jun 29, 2008
someone . . . . .
the security no be kuvuki certified
Re: I Want Nightnurse by ituen(m): 6:29am On Jun 30, 2008
. . and its ur job to find out the culprit
Re: I Want Nightnurse by jaymobb(m): 8:18am On Jun 30, 2008
saucekid (topic=123548.msg2436628#msg2436628 date=1214761235:

someone . . . . .
the security no be kuvuki certified

why did i make u cheif security officer then angry
Re: I Want Nightnurse by ituen(m): 8:52am On Jun 30, 2008
Who the Bleep are u? angry angry angry angry angry

Na who u dey make security chief?
Re: I Want Nightnurse by jaymobb(m): 9:11am On Jun 30, 2008
na u i for make but na because u no get any relevant qualification

so as it stands sauce is ur boss

*now get back to ur duty post my friend*
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On Jun 30, 2008
wonders shall never end.

see jaymobbb don grow o
Re: I Want Nightnurse by princesa(f): 4:35pm On Jun 30, 2008
jaymobb:

who let this one out of yaba left angry cheesy

INDEED GOOD QUESTION angry angry
Re: I Want Nightnurse by jaymobb(m): 6:54pm On Jun 30, 2008
clemcykul:

wonders shall never end.

see jaymobbb don grow o

if u like kip wondering

the young shall grow na grin grin
Re: I Want Nightnurse by ituen(m): 9:48pm On Jun 30, 2008
See small jaymobb oh

U no know who ya chief be again?

If no be the fact say i get eye for your sister ans my 4th wife, I for don banish u
Re: I Want Nightnurse by jaymobb(m): 2:39am On Jul 01, 2008
u beta remove dat ur eyes from my sista if not na ur bla bla bla i go cut send am to ur pple 4 village
Re: I Want Nightnurse by ituen(m): 7:17am On Jul 01, 2008
This na abomination!!!


Did u know that it is a blessing for the owner of the house, if the chief looks for the daughter's/sister's hand in marriage?
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 8:47am On Jul 01, 2008
iteun so ur bla bla bla don dey wrk? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

jaymobb your feathers don dey long o

*uses broken bottle to cut off his feathers*
Re: I Want Nightnurse by jaymobb(m): 9:19am On Jul 01, 2008
clemcy your face no dey fear my fear again abi

so na me u dey break bottle 4

*picks up a small stick, If u knw u name is clemcykul cross this line now*
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Jul 01, 2008
lol u just reminded me of fights wen i was still young grin then even though we are scared we will draw a line and invite the oda peson to cross over and fight or we put sands on both hands, and taunt the other person to hit em off. awwwww am nostalgic embarassed grin grin

*crosses line and gives jaymob a knock on the head, and he runs off with his heels touching his head* heyy heyy stop running o
ur trouser don tear for back sef.
Re: I Want Nightnurse by jaymobb(m): 10:46am On Jul 01, 2008
i no get time 4 dis ur if u touch me, i go touch u

*bundles clem inside ghana must go bag and hangs her on top of tree*
Re: I Want Nightnurse by ThePope(m): 11:16am On Jul 01, 2008
child's play comin from grown ups.

shakes head and opens Ghana must go bag.
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 11:27am On Jul 01, 2008
*flys out of the Ghana must go*

@pope thank u my broza
Re: I Want Nightnurse by princesa(f): 12:07pm On Jul 01, 2008
am gonna love this fight grin



draws chair and seat down with a bottle of champagne
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 2:34pm On Jul 01, 2008
*chair falls off and she hits her bottocks on the hard granite*

ouch dat hurts grin
Re: I Want Nightnurse by princesa(f): 3:08pm On Jul 01, 2008
sorry girl i got a better spirit protecting me cool

*from nowhere a hand puts straight the chairs and i comfortably seat on it*

what happened to the wwf championship contestant
let round two begin cheesy
Re: I Want Nightnurse by saucekid(m): 10:02pm On Jul 01, 2008
startin with you
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 9:30am On Jul 02, 2008
sorry princesa ur protectn spirit is on strike.
Re: I Want Nightnurse by princesa(f): 12:28pm On Jul 02, 2008
saucekid:

startin with you

no guy winkwhy dont we watch it instead from the comfort of your living room cool

clemcykul:

sorry princesa your protectn spirit is on strike.

no u got it wrong it has even handed me a champagne to go with it wink
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 12:34pm On Jul 02, 2008
enjoy urself
Re: I Want Nightnurse by princesa(f): 1:03pm On Jul 02, 2008
now you dey yarn so want a cup
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 4:19pm On Jul 02, 2008
thanks a milla i prefer my bed
*hops into bed and snores loudly*
Re: I Want Nightnurse by tufe(m): 5:16pm On Jul 02, 2008
same old NLD jokes section . .hehe cheesy
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 5:20pm On Jul 02, 2008
heyy tufe welcome back

hope ure on hols now? hope to see u around
Re: I Want Nightnurse by tufe(m): 5:25pm On Jul 02, 2008
KAI !!!!!! clem, u just dey cast me. na wah for you ohhhh. yes, i dey hols from work cheesy grin. anyway, at all oh. i still dey mark tite for hospital. hows work now. i can see that u are now trully the madame of jokes section
Re: I Want Nightnurse by clemcykul(f): 5:31pm On Jul 02, 2008
nope am not and dont intend to be.


just love being my crazie self online most especially jokes kingdom
Re: I Want Nightnurse by tufe(m): 5:37pm On Jul 02, 2008
when i go be uncle nah?
Re: I Want Nightnurse by holythug(m): 6:39pm On Jul 02, 2008
hurray
clem is now MALE

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