spud me blud, it's non negotiable. You remind me so much of LDN men irl around me/related to, we already e-bredrins hehe.

The Caribbean will show you love. Stay in apartments/villas, pick the fruit, snorkel, visit the markets, engage with Rasta's and stay away from the flea infested dogs

Lol. My undegrad years were not in London, that's all I will say. My post grad was in LSHTM, Bloomsbury. A very global school where all colours in the field were represented . (I'm going to remove that info soon!).

Rofl @ normal football. I'm not a fan of footy but when I watch my brother play on Sundays it can get emotional!!

*Spuds and hugs flytefally passionately * E-bredins for life, innit rudegyal?

Defo - I'm kind of pseudo-Caribbean in a way... I get along with Caribbean people perfectly and I've been with more Caribbean chics than other chics(blame my Birmingham sojourn for that)... I basically spent the latter parts of my teen years and most of my early 20s around yardie's and rasta's in brum... I guess I'm ripe for a Caribbean pass!!

So, are you a neek? - I need to know...

Anyway, footy can make people emotional... You need to come to Burgess park, or Dulwich park on a Sunday to see how we play footy like it's a war zone... That's just the spirit and the competitiveness involved in machismo sports.

Have you ever been to naija?

No need for adjectives or a hug lol. Man-to-man spud is how we do .

Wow, you would get a pass as long as you don't attempt dat patois of yours. Even I am not that brave to be chatting patois in the Caribbean . I want to go to many African countries.

What would qualify me as a neek? I'm very likely to be one

Err... God knows I'll like to hug you passionately one day...

Anyway, I definitely won't dare speak my fake patois around yardie's(might try it around the calm rasta's, though lol)... You know yardie's think you're taking the piss, or trying to violate them when you speak fake patois lol... I don't want them blowing my brains off with a desert eagle...

we can go to naija together in dec. if you're on it... I'm going with my younger cousin and we've already started making plans and saving up for that... Lagos is the place to be, truss...

Erm... With that high intellect of yours, I'm suspecting you're a nerd-meet-geek, with urkel glasses...

Rofl, where is 190 when I need him . I'm off on an Italian adventure in June, then straight working until the annual leave is renewed hehe.

I got nicely kuffed around my face for saying the B word to my grandad (complete with accent), after thinking it was just a cool word to say in the playground.

I've 20/20 . It's hard to convey my demeanour over the web, let's just say I am well schooled and spoken. Otherwise I giggle too much and I've no fear in front of strangers . This has taken me so long to type. Bed ah call!

Erm... Italian adventure?!?! I think I can demystify that; that's where the pink panther is domiciled... [size=2pt]That's one lucky SOB but the patient dog will always eat the fattest bone lol.[/size]

Well schooled and spoken - I like that... But don't lie, you're scared of me, no?

Anyway, night night, hun..

shymexx: Erm... Italian adventure?!?! I think I can demystify that; that's where the pink panther is domiciled... [size=2pt]That's one lucky SOB but the patient dog will always eat the fattest bone lol.[/size]

Well schooled and spoken - I like that... But don't lie, you're scared of me, no?

Anyway, night night, hun..

Haha! You're harmless Shymexx, jam ur hypin'

Hehe, not "domiciled", just straight out roadtrippin [size=3pt]with an amazing Nigerian man who is showing me the world before taking me to Naija. He is working me up to something big he says; he loves his country die! [/size]

I'm on a study day today, and I'm studying watching a show about a self-taught symphony orchestra in DRC. They make their own instruments and put on shows for their Congolese people. I could cry

Every person is allowed a place of reverence and romance, on earth. I think Congo DR hold that place in my heart. I'm a strange one, I know, but I love the deepest of forests. That's where I feel my time should be

Of course you're a sweet boy *pinches cheeks*. You gats learned swag and no butch knucklehead can pull off sweet talk... But do u pull it off though? I dunno, but you are unrelenting in your nl efforts hehe

I'm no victim, and if I were, it's been a near perfect ride

What girl doesn't own a maxi-dress in 2013? My fav is one "He" bought me made in Ghana using their fabric. I have been stopped on the street (inc 2 white men) to complement the dress itself. But I'm on a new type of dress, a long sleeveless tube mid-calf dress worn with Doc Martins (or lookalikes) and blazer. I prefer a harder-edge look, I cant stand to look too pretty... Esp when I look like Ann Widdecombe anyway

Time for Bank Holiday movements!

True true... Perhaps, that's why Bahia, Aruba or any beautiful archipelago would be my place of reference and romance, on earth... I love the sea coast, sea breeze and watching the sky meet the blue sea... Sometimes, I just travel in my thoughts - to chilling by the sea in solitude - in shorts and a vest... far away from the chaos this world... Hmmm... In the depths of solitude, that's the only place where I can find peace of mind and still preserve my soul... A young heart with an old soul... hehehehehe...Back to reality - oops, I forgot reality is an illusion..

Pulling it off is the misconception; I just do it for the fun of it, you know? Showing the flirty/sweet side of me that I-only-get-to-show-to-close-friends... You know sometimes, it's just about creating a niche for a "character" and making it as unique as possible... Pulling it off would be as easy as the "sweet talk" if that's actually the "end game." But boredom always find a way to creep-in mid-way - and it's on to the next one loool... Err... Chronicles of a young heart with an old soul loool... But we can find love in a hopeless place - ask Rihana...

Hey, I'm the brother to the night..

Erm... "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them."

Anyway, you need to stop name dropping "Ann Widdecombe." God knows Ann Widdecombe will do a full body surgery and sun tanning just to look a tenth as good as you... You and I know that your batty would give Bria Myles' a run for her money... and ya face is Alicia-Keys-esque without the acne.. The full luscious lips!!

I'm a su.cker for chics in maxi-dresses(esp. my black women with big batty lol) and that's why I always look forward to summer time...

Any plans for the bank holiday?

Yes, a beach is where we should "still feel small when we stand beside the ocean" hehe. In this case, your thoughts haven't betrayed you, it is very possible to live that life there, provided you don't get bored lol. My grandad has built a house on a hill facing the sea for the same reasons. Perhaps you should chill with him, watch him sip rum and listen as he lectures about politics and his journeys in a then-famous steel pan band (they were big, but I mostly love how the 84% proof rum opens him up about the random fun of olde, and his infidelity to my grandma hehe). I taught him some yoga to do on his veranda, which he hissed at throughout .

It isn't so much the rainforest, it is the idea of getting absolutely lost in the rainforest. I have a mind that won't rest. I once did get lost in a UK damp "forest". Fear invaded and I guess I started smiling because I became distracted by the smells, sounds and the feeling of being enclosed in a beautiful space fit for fairy tales and such.

You seem like a guy facing another set of crossroads in his life (yes I'm singing bone thugs hehe). Guys and that "boredom" thing lol. Do you expect to eventually grow bored of most things? Just asking, never implying .

Lol, stop trying it, I'm not about to be munched....

Alicia keys has acne? Lol, my butt is not as big as that ladies! I am kinda pretty (nohomo), but that's not the beauty we should hope to just be. I want to present something solid to my future-husband before I drop his babies and look like Ann Widdecombe ... But still solid and confident about it; strutting around like Jill Scott.... (How dare I compare the two, but u know what I meant ).

Work today and boy ya kna, I'm on some free-flowing tings. Plan to be away from home! Enjoy your bank holiday!

Erm... I wouldn't mind chilling with grandpops with a chilled bottle of rum and some jerk chicken with Billy Ocean, Bob Marley or Harry Belafonte(I absolutely love calypso music lol) playing in the background... Banana boat song - work all night on a drink of rum/Daylight come and me wan go home/Stack banana till de morning come/Daylight come and me wan go home.... But you need to make that happen... Hehehehehehe...... Listening to oldies talk of yore and the booky things they did cracks me up - it's just a pity that my two grandpops passed away whilst I was too young to discern their stories.. Yoga? Flytefally a superfit - yuh a waan show mi sum yoga as well, girlie? loool

Hmmm... I don't know but the thought of getting lost in the rainforest is pretty scary lol... The dampness, different reptiles, insects, animals etc.. But I wouldn't mind getting lost in Serengeti - you can't get closer to the absolute realness and freshness of nature than that... The beautiful scenery, different animals, birds etc. and watching how great mother earth is... Come over, a waan get lost with yuh inna serengeti loool..

(See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads/So you won't be lonely) x3... CD's scratched.. Switches to Akon ft. Bone Thugs "I Tried"(I tried so hard/ can't seem to get away from misery/ Man I tried so hard/ but always be a victim of these streets/It ain't my fault cause I try to get away but trouble follows me/ And still I try so hard/ hopin one day they'll come and rescue me/But until then/ I'll be posted up right here/rain sleet, hail, snow /But until then/ I'll be posted up right here with my heat gettin dough)...

Erm... I'm just on the journey to the next phase of my existence on this planet and focusing on myself - no time for time wasters(boredom)... It's just that I grew up in a place where trust is sacred and like a luxury... Where once you promise to abide by the "Loyalty above everything" ethics, it must be "death before dishonour." Hehehehehe... And as I grew older I met a few sanctimonious/pretentious people with the face of an angel who did everything humanly possible just to make me give 'em the benefit of the doubt - and they always end proving me right.. There are too many jakes, snakes and fakes out there - and once I sense bs, I move on to the next... But one thing for sure, I never get bored of REAL people cos real recognise real... Hehehehe... That's why I keep a small "la familia" and they all got my back like the verizon man looool... It's just a game of trying to figure out people for now(both offline and online)... Just studying the game 'cos I'm blessed by the supreme being(not cocky, though)...
Anyway, regardless of what the end-game is, just know that I've got broad shoulders you can lean on... Heck, they're so broad, you can get a duvet and sleep on 'em...

Yeah, A.keys gets acne outburst from time to time... Seen a few pics of her with acne on her face... Well, it might not be as big as Bria Myles' but anything big and soft enough to jiggle up and down in a maxi-dress is the black man's dream loool... I know you're pretty with full and soft luscious lips that would rock anyone's world.. Future-husband, you say? Perhaps, Samantha Mumba can explain better in her "Right Here" tune with rastafari bruddah, Damian Marley.. Strutting around like Jill Scott? Don't tell me you walk around with like 40H on ya chest loool... Getcha!!

Bank holiday has been dead so far... Finna cook some veg and ethnic food, and enjoy the rare sunshine... Where yuh a waan go sleep?

FXKing2012: You see, Nigeria is not as bad as people paint it.

It is. But theres worst.

Serengeti's are reserved for the brave. 360 degrees of uninterrupted grasslands that sway and distort the land around you. Everything being crushed under such a large and weighted sky. You have nowhere to hide because there are no corners!! I find that intimidating, wouldn't you? In a dense forest, I have protection and excitement around every corner .

My grandad is great for just that; stories. And he still thinks he is still some sweet-boy from bakka yard who can twist women around his fingers. Urgh. But sorry you lost your grandpops' early, I was fortunate to have all my grandparents until both my grandmothers died recently. The music I follow (from a St Vincent/south Caribbean perspective) is the popular dance/carnival music "soca", one example being Skinny Fabulous "Head Bad". We play High life music at our raves a lot! It's not until I started dating this Nigerian guy that I even realised the songs we are used to are West-African! Ignorance, on my behalf. When you have your house on Mustique (an island belonging to St Vincent), you can play whatever you wish just invite me doe .

Hahahahahaha @ your "end game" shoulders! Wouldn't one have to compete with "la familia" to get on that back?!!! Rofl . Perhaps I have been sheltered or I consciously keep good friends, but the only snakes I have dealt with are in my own family. Wasted plenty of time before dealing with them until good people interject and show true friendship and you finally scream '#uck it' to the skies and let "bad minds" roam free elsewhere. My "real recognising real" moment . Since those issues, I have thus far been able to avoid a major upset or affix slogans to any situations .... actually, I think I may be just a rubbish friend . I don't often get involved with internet forums, but ya know, now I have interestssss of the 9ja kind *wink*, so this is a great resource. Plus I just find nl has too many jokes/jokers to brush off easily .

Rofl I don't have biiiig boobs, I just meant that I want to grow confident with whatever life will throw at me, be it massive boobs, crippled legs... Ann Widdecombe's non-backside .

I've got plannnnns for this weekend plus a hayfever pill to pop each day kmt! I got a bed, don't u worry . Overall, life is easy. No time to front. It's been nice chatting to you!!! See ya around!

Err... Back to disappearing act, innit Flytefally the mysterious gyal? *Clicks on the play button to listen to Peter Andre's "mysterious girl"* Lost in the illusion of Zora Banks Sanaa Lathan and Franklin Swift Wesley Snipes in Disappearing Acts, then I woke up to find out it was all a dream...

Anyway, men never grow old(so I was told) and I see why your grandpops still thinks he's the man looool... Perhaps, I can learn a thing or two from him looool...

Erm... You don't need to compete with my "la familia" - they don't watch other people... We just lead a good life and support one another loool...

Do ya thing and enjoy the weather; I'm off to kick footy with the mandem... Sweet and cheeky flytefally....

i knew my country wouldn't be on that list.

*Kails*:
i knew my country wouldn't be on that list.

Jamaica is too beautiful to be in the list, I even knew that Nigeria wouldn't be in the list. Some of the countries they mentioned I am not surprised though, sad but true