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NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by imoh4king(m): 7:21am On Mar 31, 2013
I work from Monday to Saturday. Guys, I need to rest today. Who else is in the house with me?
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by cyrexx: 8:17am On Mar 31, 2013
Me too. I have better things to do with my time than to waste in a church service. I will rather rest and refresh my mind than listen to another 2000 year old tales by moonlight.

Btw, I am christian by birth and atheist by choice.

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Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by juventino: 8:22am On Mar 31, 2013
Me three! I no fit kill myself I beg angry
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by imoh4king(m): 8:29am On Mar 31, 2013
cyrexx: Me too. I have better things to do with my time than to waste in a church service. I will rather rest and refresh my mind than listen to another 2000 year old tales by moonlight.

Btw, I am christian by birth and atheist by choice.

Cool!!!
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by imoh4king(m): 8:30am On Mar 31, 2013
juventino: Me three! I no fit kill myself I beg angry
Yes oh! My guy, abeg rest jare.
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by quality01(m): 8:41am On Mar 31, 2013
Me tooo I need to use my time judiciously nawadayz.
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Burger01(m): 8:43am On Mar 31, 2013
Me four.. I need to sleep all day. I no go kill myself.. sad
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 2:12pm On Mar 31, 2013
cyrexx: I am christian by birth and atheist by choice.

Tomorrow you'll attack somebody for saying you weren't really a Christian. grin

I'm sure you know, one can only be a Chtistian by choice.
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 3:03pm On Mar 31, 2013
Me six, cos am the church already.

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Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by cyrexx: 3:43pm On Mar 31, 2013
Ihedinobi:

Tomorrow you'll attack somebody for saying you weren't really a Christian. grin

I'm sure you know, one can only be a Chtistian by choice.

I first consciously choose Christianity as a grownup when I became a born again evangelical Christian around 1992, I'm sure you were in nursery school then. You will be surprised if I showed you my exploits/experiences/"street credibility " when I was a christian. I was as christian as any true christian can be before I realise that Christianity, as well as other religions were purely man-made control mechanisms.

You just got your "bornagainism" syndrome not long ago and you're blabbing as if you know better than me how to follow christ.

Abeg shift go one corner and don't derail this interesting thread jare.
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 4:14pm On Mar 31, 2013
Hmmm...Cyrexx,i hail o!
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 4:18pm On Mar 31, 2013
Went to church today..







Was dropping off a friend...
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 5:09pm On Mar 31, 2013
musKeeto: Went to church today..







Was dropping off a friend...
mosquitoes dont go to church unless its night vigil.

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Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Goshen360(m): 5:17pm On Mar 31, 2013
Segeggs: mosquitoes dont go to church unless its night vigil.

shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin Upper cuts grin grin grin
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 5:41pm On Mar 31, 2013
Segeggs: mosquitoes dont go to church unless its night vigil.
lmao.. Smellyeggs..

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Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Goshen360(m): 6:05pm On Mar 31, 2013
musKeeto:
lmao.. Smellyeggs..

musKee, NOBODY can match you in this gift to covert user I.Ds o. I hope you no go try my I.D one day o grin grin grin
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 7:39pm On Mar 31, 2013
cyrexx:

I first consciously choose Christianity as a grownup when I became a born again evangelical Christian around 1992, I'm sure you were in nursery school then. You will be surprised if I showed you my exploits/experiences/"street credibility " when I was a christian. I was as christian as any true christian can be before I realise that Christianity, as well as other religions were purely man-made control mechanisms.

You just got your "bornagainism" syndrome not long ago and you're blabbing as if you know better than me how to follow christ.

Abeg shift go one corner and don't derail this interesting thread jare.

Lol. Dude, why you trippin? It wasn't me said that you were a Christian by birth. That's on you, bro. smiley

And don't let's get into my religious pedigree. I might be young, but one thing I most definitely am no novice in is the shades of Christianity. You see, that thing you said you started doing in 92 I was all over from the late eighties, pretty much from my mother's womb, in a manner of speaking.

And I stayed in it, reveled in it and excelled at it until '04/'05. What happened to me in '07 was on a whole other level, brah.

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Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Ishilove: 7:47pm On Mar 31, 2013
Ihedinobi:

Lol. Dude, why you trippin? It wasn't me said that you were a Christian by birth. That's on you, bro. smiley

And don't let's get into my religious pedigree. I might be young, but one thing I most definitely am no novice in is the shades of Christianity. You see, that thing you said you started doing in 92 I was all over from the late eighties, pretty much from my mother's womb, in a manner of speaking.

And I stayed in it, reveled in it and excelled at it until '04/'05. What happened to me in '07 was on a whole other level, brah.
cool grin
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Ishilove: 7:48pm On Mar 31, 2013
cyrexx: Me too. I have better things to do with my time than to waste in a church service. I will rather rest and refresh my mind than listen to another 2000 year old tales by moonlight.

Btw, I am christian by birth and atheist by choice.
We don hia undecided
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Ishilove: 7:52pm On Mar 31, 2013
imoh4king: I worked from Monday to Saturday. Guys, I need to rest today. Who else is in the house with me?
You sound like guily conscience is worrying you, so you need reassurance that you will not end up in the lake of fire for this one sunday you will be missing church.
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by imoh4king(m): 9:25pm On Mar 31, 2013
Ishilove:
You sound like guily conscience is worrying you, so you need reassurance that you will not end up in the lake of fire for this one sunday you will be missing church.
Pls, too much grammar. May you should speak pidgin, I might understand you better. Are you better than me, non---se.
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by imoh4king(m): 9:27pm On Mar 31, 2013
Ihedinobi:

Lol. Dude, why you trippin? It wasn't me said that you were a Christian by birth. That's on you, bro. smiley

And don't let's get into my religious pedigree. I might be young, but one thing I most definitely am no novice in is the shades of Christianity. You see, that thing you said you started doing in 92 I was all over from the late eighties, pretty much from my mother's womb, in a manner of speaking.

And I stayed in it, reveled in it and excelled at it until '04/'05. What happened to me in '07 was on a whole other level, brah.
STORY STORY, STORY, Once upon a time, TIME TIME....
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Mar 31, 2013
Ishilove:
You sound like guily conscience is worrying you, so you need reassurance that you will not end up in the lake of fire for this one sunday you will be missing church.

Yoouuuuuuuuuu...
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Ishilove: 2:28am On Apr 01, 2013
musKeeto:

Yoouuuuuuuuuu...
Yes, dear?
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Ishilove: 2:29am On Apr 01, 2013
imoh4king:
Pls, too much grammar. May you should speak pidgin, I might understand you better. Are you better than me, non---se.
Lol. Wen dem tok sey make una go school, una no gree grin tongue
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 4:29am On Apr 01, 2013
Ishilove:
Lol. Wen dem tok sey make una go school, una no gree grin tongue
grin
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by wazobiaforu(m): 9:04am On Apr 01, 2013
Segeggs: mosquitoes dont go to church unless its night vigil.

musKeeto:
lmao.. Smellyeggs..


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Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by imoh4king(m): 11:27pm On Apr 01, 2013
Ishilove:
Lol. Wen dem tok sey make una go school, una no gree grin tongue

You wey go skool, wetin you come out wit? No be third class abi na pass sef. The pass sef no be by merit. Abi you no buy ur result?
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Ishilove: 1:29am On Apr 02, 2013
imoh4king:

You wey go skool, wetin you come out wit? No be third class abi na pass sef. The pass sef no be by merit. Abi you no buy ur result?
Graduated with a CGPA of 4.45 . . .
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by Nobody: 2:30am On Apr 02, 2013
Ishilove:
Graduated with a CGPA of 4.45 . . .
No wonder. Abeg re add me for BBM.had to format the damn thing.
Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by imoh4king(m): 5:44am On Apr 02, 2013
Ishilove:
Graduated with a CGPA of 4.45 . . .
You 4.45, I go die...Paste all ur skool semester results frm Year 1 to Extra year for verificatn. Which skool you even go sef wey dash you dat kind result? Na lie jo..

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Re: NO CHURCH TODAY. Who Else Is Not Going? by cyrexx: 6:13am On Apr 02, 2013
Some people just specialise in derailing threads with irrelevant nonsense.

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