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| Hausa Flight Control by shinkafi(m): 3:49pm On May 09, 2006 |
A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport. "Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007" "Do you copy?" Kano tower; - "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi" British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults" Kano tower; - "kai haba!" British Airways; - "sorry tower couldn’t get that" Kano tower; - "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?" British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead" Kano tower;- "Walahi?" British Airways; - "Negative didn’t copy" Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?" British Airways; - "negative tower, wings wont respond" Kano tower; - "kai!" British Airways; - "negative didn’t copy that tower" Kano Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin = fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri" British Airways; - "Negative, can’t activate the landing gear" Kano tower;- 'wayyo!' British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007" Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me" British Airways; - "okay what?" Kano Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dead)! |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by layi(m): 3:53pm On May 09, 2006 |
I love this joke |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by vichel(m): 4:17pm On May 09, 2006 |
  the joke is simply amazing |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by loma(m): 4:53pm On May 09, 2006 |
""ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dead)!" Thats not prayer for the dead. It means 'I testify that there is no God who deserves to be worshipped except Allah ,and that Muhammad(peace be on him) is His messenger. |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by hakimi(m): 5:07pm On May 09, 2006 |
 loma that is the prayer you are expected to recite before your dead as a muslim!Interesting joke! |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by diddy4(m): 7:49pm On May 09, 2006 |
first class ticket to hell. |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by hotangel2(f): 7:56pm On May 09, 2006 |
| It's more funny if u use the hausa accent. Haha, this is hilarious!!! wallahi Sun mutu mana. No remedy! |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by mazaje(m): 11:46pm On May 09, 2006 |
nice one got laughing my head off |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by spikelord(m): 12:50am On May 10, 2006 |
Haha, that'll do it |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by Z4M4eva(f): 11:00am On May 10, 2006 |
l.o.l. Ace Joke. |
| Re: Hausa Flight Control by Lolabbey: 4:26pm On Feb 13, 2009 |
good and unique joke |
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