Scientists: Staring At Busty Women For 10 Minutes A Day Is Good For Your Health

05.04.2013, 15:20  Health

Staring at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.



A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger http://m.naij.com/news/30055.html

Link please?!

I suppose staring at men's penis for at least ten minutes or more will lengthen a woman's life too,rada rada

Scientist and their crazy discovories. YET ATHEIST WORSHIP THEM. SMH

kulyie: I suppose staring at men's penis for at least ten minutes or more will lengthen a woman's life too,rada rada

me sef taya o

No wonder i've been in such good health for a while now. There's this really hawt chic that just moved in next door, mmm, yummy yummy eye candy...

kay9: No wonder i've been in such good health for a while now. There's this really hawt chic that just moved in next door, mmm, yummy yummy eye candy...

hmm!SMH 4u o!wishing u a long life.

nikkypearl: hmm!SMH 4u o!wishing u a long life.

Siyabonga!

I think tommorrow's sanitation... Mmm, perfect cover to pay a simple neighbourly visit.

Like they need a study to do that.

@OP, is ur mama busty? then I guess u r stuck in dis world.

dvdon: @OP, is ur mama busty? then I guess u r stuck in dis world.

Some people have cowdung for brains. What does her mama have to do with the topic?

Ok, let me strategise wella o cos most busty women don't wait in my front for me to stare reach 10mins.
Excuse me sir Mr Scientist, what if I stare at 10 busty size D upwards women like 1 min each daily, I hope it will still result to same requirement of me?

What a waste. I would love to see a link to this first

kay9:

Some people have cowdung for brains. What does her mama have to do with the topic?

tnk u jare!he is a big Fool!

dvdon: @OP, is ur mama busty? then I guess u r stuck in dis world.

u can as well go nd check out yo momma's own!u lousy foolish secondary school failure!sure yo brain is under yo feet!Idiota!

See gobe

Mynd_44: What a waste. I would love to see a link to this first

I read diz in diff articles too. Dats a link.
http://m.naij.com/news/30055.html

@op pls add a link. Modify it. Here is one

http://m.naij.com/news/30055.html

You mean science has given me the permission to be a pervert..just great

joebeckz:
I read diz in diff articles too. Dats a link.
http://m.naij.com/news/30055.html

I still think it is crap

ok, i see a boogy claim with a dodgy explanation with no scientific or physiological basis or proof whatsoever.
Yet the ignorant and gullible naija guys will choose to believe anything to justify their promiscuity.

joebeckz: @op pls add a link. Modify it. Here is one

http://m.naij.com/news/30055.html

tnksss

Flashaldrin: ok, i see a boogy claim with a dodgy explanation with no scientific or physiological basis or proof whatsoever.
Yet the ignorant and gullible naija guys will choose to believe anything to justify their promiscuity.

buhahahahahahahahaha

I would rather die than look. From my own personal unpublished research, that is the easiest way to develop high blood pressure and die early. And the number of men who have been dead from that are statistically more significant at P<= 0.05 than the control. Mtcheeew!

hmmmmmmm!
no wonder! no one agrees I am 28, ok another reason to marry busty woman.

hey! busty lady wanted for marriage...
but wait o, how about eehm, slacked ones,
I mean, when they finally slack?

hehehehee! I'm seeing Bluetooth things activated.