Eze Promoe:
Very true indeed.
A lady rechristened me 'Promoe', and that name has fetched me goodluck severally, that's why if i happen to give birth to a baby, i would like my wife to name him/her.

Mr..Cork:



SAY WHAT? Bro I have been with 3 dark skin women and NEVER AGaIN. ..they lack respet, no manners and they cusss too much. .I said Hello to one at the busstop last week, guess what? She started cussin..TYPICAL NIGERIAN VILLAGE GIRL IN LONDON!

CFCfan:

How cute
You and ItsModella will make a good couple. Remember to send me an invite to una wedding o.

Mr..Cork:



Cfcfan..bro..so u not really ga,y?

Mr..Cork:



Cfang..bro..so u not relly ga,y?

Mr..Cork:



sWeery shudunt u be tryin to looose weight? ..was funny?

queen_of_sheba: How can he be gay? Are you seriously asking this question

queen_of_sheba: How can he be gay? Are you seriously asking this question

adaobi123:



You dont even know how my body looks like

CFCfan:

Mr Cork has a real comedic talent

Eze Promoe:
Like i stated earlier, you're still at fault.
Why not try to approach her nicely.
African ladies love kind words.

Mr..Cork:



brother..hav u seen the way Nairaland females cuss u out simply becoz u request for punnny?? ..how THE HELL are we supose to gerrit if we dont ask?..HELLO!!!

damosky12: That guy must be a real nice guy. I initially taught I was the ony one aware. Chealsea Fc fan, greetings o.

CFCfan:

How cute
You and ItsModella will make a good couple. Remember to send me an invite to una wedding o.

adaobi123:

same

Sexily Endowed: I'm inlove with a beautiful lady but she does not even know that i exist

CFCfan:

Requesting for punny without even knowing the lady is not gentlemanly.

CFCfan:

Who is the lady?
I hope she knows that we are all beautifully created and sexily endowed.

Mr..Cork:



brother..hav u seen the way Nairaland females cuss u out simply becoz u request for punnny?? ..how THE HELL are we supose to gerrit if we dont ask?..HELLO!!!

Sexily Endowed: The lady has an e-crush on you

Mr..Cork:



huh? ... since when did u need to no babe b4 u ask for punny?..Brother are u a pastor?

Eze Promoe:
That's one of the million differences between an oyibo lady and an African lady.
An oyibo lady can give you all the sex you want and request for more but have no feeling for you (i'm not talking of prostitutes o), but not the same for African ladies, if a clean lady give you pun.ny she gets attracted to you and love you the more. So don't see it as offence or hatred if an African lady abuses you for requesting that from her.
Her culture finds it nasty and so she does.

CFCfan:

I no be pastor; I'm just stating a fact. Most ladies would like to know a guy's last name, and date him for a couple of months, before sleeping with a guy,.

Mr..Cork:



huh?..in 2013?

CFCfan:

You and shymexx (hypeman, shymexxlion) too.

CFCfan:

Nigerian parents would especially frown at their daughter for opening her legs to a man, who hasn't declared his intention to marry their daughter.

CFCfan:

I no be pastor; I'm just stating a fact. Most ladies would like to know a guy's last name, and date him for a couple of months, before sleeping with a guy,.