mc~evans:


She became more relevant after Goldie's sudden demise.

No, she became more relevant after Seun fell in love with her and asked NL mods to always put her news on front page.

Word of advice to all Nairalanders that want their threads to reach front page; Look for any tonto dike news, whether she is just walking on the road o, whether she went to the market o,whether she just siddon dey look sef, sufa na tonto dike dey do am, make you take the thing start thread and that thread go enter front page.

obadiah777: ANYMORE THREADS ABOUT TOTO DEKE ON THIS SITE AND I WILL JUMP OUT OF A FIVE STORY BUILDING

Depends On which floor u wanna Jump from

KingPradas: the crowd wasnt for tonto dikeh. Do you think she could actually pull out this crowd ?

can ƔφU̶̲̥̅̊?

Osrachingy:

Depends On which floor u wanna Jump from

I'll suggest the 5th floor

Em all haterz should go chop stone..

Which Fans,no be Alvan Ikoku Fed. College of Education Owerri be that.This one Na fan?

which fan, shay na standing fan or sily (cilling) fan, shay knw b al dis ppl dey yaba left

Fu...cking dumb moderator .... Fuc...k you and the crap you keep sending to the front page from this section!!
ODE

which of her fans b dat, na music or movies ?

I only like the fact that she looks fit, good to know she's been working out. *:-)*

obadiah777: ANYMORE THREADS ABOUT TOTO DEKE ON THIS SITE AND I WILL JUMP OUT OF A FIVE STORY BUILDING

You are seriously a mentally deranged man .

@kenyattaMoore:


You are seriously a mentally deranged man .

I KNOW

obadiah777: I KNOW

Good! !maybe you should try visiting a professional one of these days .Good luck!

@kenyattaMoore:


Good! !maybe you should try visiting a professional one of these days .Good luck!

THE PROFESSIONAL NEEDS TO VISIT ME. THE PROFESSIONAL IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS THE MENTAL EVALUATION. TO BE EGOCENTRIC ENOUGH TO THINK YOU CAN MENTALLY RE-ARRANGE A PERSONS MIND REQUIRES YOU TO BE A BELLIGERENT EGOCENTRIC MANIAC. HE THE ONE NEED TO SEE ME SO I CAN CURE HIM OR HER. THE PROFESSIONAL THAT IS

lol Good for her. Level don change for toto abi na Tonto Dicke lol

Tonto Dike Happens to be the only Nigerian Celebrity that understands that it takes HAVING FANS to truly be a celebrity. Others know not, so they bask in their ego...

Oh......my t.ot.o di.,c,k.....sory tonto dike has made d front page again.More grease to your t.o.to jare.As for haters......make una go hug transformer......lol

#Superstarthings, but her hair is always f@ck3d up though.

naijathings:

what about funeral professional mourners and weepers?

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naija we no get any other job than to criticise

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it s well ooooooooo

cyril83: Rest in pieces.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nairaland una dey craze oh... i don laugh tire

mr.official2:

My brother I jst read your signature. It also has happened to Mee too, I one time had a username called "Mukina Garry" but the so called mukina 2(seun) banned that username til 2016... I wonder what offence is it to have a username as that.. Atleast Mukina2 and Mukina.Garry are just not the same.. NL tire me oo.

KingPradas: the crowd wasnt for tonto dikeh. Do you think she could actually pull out this crowd ?

No, na u pull d crowd.

wahala dey oooooooooooo.

na waoh....

O MY GOD.... This aint any crowd. This is IMO state university. I was actually there to visit a friend of mine dat day and it happened that Tonto was shooting a movie scene that day in the uni. FANS MY FOOT!

@ op,na now wey u know say she be big girl? Loved by some,hated by most but hey,dats what being a big girl means