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Recipe: How To Make Love. by secnelly: 12:11am On Apr 08, 2013
Recipe: How to Make Love.

[Ingredients]....
4 laughing eyez
4 well shaped legs
4 loving arms
2 firm milk containers
2 nuts
1 soft mixing bowl
1 firm banana.

Direction...:
1.look into laughing eyez
2.spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3.squeeze & message milk container very gently
4.gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in & out until well creamed. For best results,continue to knead milk containers.
5.As heat rises,plunge banana deep into mixing bowl & cover with nuts. Leave to soak {preferably not overnight}
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat step 3-5 or change mixing bowl.

Notes;
1. If u are in an unfamiliar kitchen,wash utensils carefully before & after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises,leave town.....

..........any question..........??

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Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Shinnings: 12:15am On Apr 08, 2013
Nyc one! I Lyk it
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Bigflamie(m): 12:18am On Apr 08, 2013
Is that all you got?
Mtcheeeeww
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by 190: 12:24am On Apr 08, 2013
secnelly: Recipe: How to Make Love.

[Ingredients]....
4 laughing eyez
4 well shaped legs
4 loving arms
2 firm milk containers
2 nuts
1 soft mixing bowl
1 firm banana.

Direction...:
1.look into laughing eyez
2.spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3.squeeze & message milk container very gently
4.gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in & out until well creamed. For best results,continue to knead milk containers.
5.As heat rises,plunge banana deep into mixing bowl & cover with nuts. Leave to soak {preferably not overnight}
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat step 3-5 or change mixing bowl.

Notes;
1. If u are in an unfamiliar kitchen,wash utensils carefully before & after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises,leave town.....

..........any question..........??


[size=38pt]DIES grin grin grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Nobody: 12:27am On Apr 08, 2013
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL grin grin grin grin
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by secnelly: 12:29am On Apr 08, 2013
Bigflamie: Is that all you got?
Mtcheeeeww

nope...this is a tip!!!

u want more?
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by CharlesShaw(m): 6:34am On Apr 08, 2013
What's this Applesauce? Or do i say Trumpery Trash?
Worthless material that is to be disposed of.
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Princeparix(m): 7:55am On Apr 08, 2013
Can the banana and mixing bowl be licked b4 mixing?

#jumps into d pacific#
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by jhydebaba(m): 8:00am On Apr 08, 2013
I'm off to get a mixing bowl. I need to get this done ASAP.
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Nobody: 8:03am On Apr 08, 2013
Where are the wet ingredients to blend
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by mataz(f): 11:39am On Apr 08, 2013
secnelly: Recipe: How to Make Love.

[Ingredients]....
4 laughing eyez
4 well shaped legs
4 loving arms
2 firm milk containers
2 nuts
1 soft mixing bowl
1 firm banana.

Direction...:
1.look into laughing eyez
2.spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3.squeeze & message milk container very gently
4.gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in & out until well creamed. For best results,continue to knead milk containers.
5.As heat rises,plunge banana deep into mixing bowl & cover with nuts. Leave to soak {preferably not overnight}
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat step 3-5 or change mixing bowl.

Notes;
1. If u are in an unfamiliar kitchen,wash utensils carefully before & after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises,leave town.....

..........any question..........??
lmfao I disagree wit 3. If cake rises,leave town.....
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by alienware(m): 1:18pm On Apr 08, 2013
mataz: lmfao I disagree wit 3. If cake rises,leave town.....
see google were this one wear like say she be welder or volkswagen ! Check profile pic. Don't intend hurting you but u look awful on that shade
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Caracta(f): 2:04pm On Apr 08, 2013
Can I use cucumber instead of banana? undecided undecided
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Ogundale(m): 3:10pm On Apr 08, 2013
Gwuyoh falls from palm tree
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by echeprecious: 3:44pm On Apr 08, 2013
Caracta: Can I use cucumber instead of banana? undecided undecided
will be glad 2 donate ma cucumber free of charge 2 u
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by secnelly: 6:58pm On Apr 08, 2013
Caracta: Can I use cucumber instead of banana? undecided undecided

eh!!! Do u want to expand d mixing bowl?
Take time o.
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by kay9(m): 8:20pm On Apr 08, 2013
secnelly:
3. If cake rises,leave town.....

..........any question..........??

grin grin Hells bells...
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Nobody: 9:34pm On Apr 08, 2013
For ur informatn.,SEX is the sweetest poison. Sweet but poisonous. I like toto sha
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Nobody: 12:49am On Apr 09, 2013
Where are the pro bakers in the house? I'm talking about the 2Face wannabees grin
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by secnelly: 8:50am On Apr 09, 2013
Dr2great: For ur informatn.,SEX is the sweetest poison. Sweet but poisonous. I like toto sha

How does this relate to our recipe?
No dey spoil thread for me jare.
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by megareal: 9:21am On Apr 09, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin B--A--D
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by Oohrhii(m): 2:55pm On Apr 09, 2013
Lovely recipe.

na so! tu-face don leave town so many times but the cake kept rising everywhere he goes.

I'll rather leave before the rising of the cake.

Thank you.
Re: Recipe: How To Make Love. by DigitalSignal(m): 5:36pm On Apr 09, 2013
grin grin grin Do you know where I can get these ingredients? I'd like to try this recipe!


secnelly: Recipe: How to Make Love.

[Ingredients]....
4 laughing eyez
4 well shaped legs
4 loving arms
2 firm milk containers
2 nuts
1 soft mixing bowl
1 firm banana.

Direction...:
1.look into laughing eyez
2.spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3.squeeze & message milk container very gently
4.gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in & out until well creamed. For best results,continue to knead milk containers.
5.As heat rises,plunge banana deep into mixing bowl & cover with nuts. Leave to soak {preferably not overnight}
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,repeat step 3-5 or change mixing bowl.

Notes;
1. If u are in an unfamiliar kitchen,wash utensils carefully before & after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises,leave town.....

..........any question..........??
Funny !

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