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This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by StudioCFR(m): 4:55pm On Apr 08, 2013
A warri guy walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued,

Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so?

Rukewe: I wan commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !

Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good now, but why you come tie rope for waist instead of neck?

Rukewe: Bros no be small thing o! ,
I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by SOMMADY: 5:17pm On Apr 08, 2013
OGA MI...GOOD TRIAL..KEEP IT UP OR MEET GORDONS TO UPGRADE
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by StudioCFR(m): 5:24pm On Apr 08, 2013
Telling me to meet Gordon's for upgrade iz an insult.

I've been rolling out jokes day in day out before Gordons came into the system.

So I will advice u Retract that statement and apologise publicly or else I toss your arse to the mod.
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by bunmioguns(m): 5:48pm On Apr 08, 2013
My oga studio..well done sir

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Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by StudioCFR(m): 5:54pm On Apr 08, 2013
I see u brov

Sup?
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by bright007(f): 7:03am On Apr 09, 2013
......@studio:where is that ya brain called "skales"
You have not changed from that ya old habit of posting stale,dry,worn-out,humourless,aged, jokes?

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Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by Nobody: 8:07am On Apr 09, 2013
bright007: ......@studio:where is that ya brain called "skales"
You have not changed from that ya old habit of posting stale,dry,worn-out,humourless,aged, jokes?
so dry n stale!!! angry angry
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by StudioCFR(m): 10:17am On Apr 09, 2013
No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper angry
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by Flashaldrin(m): 11:20am On Apr 09, 2013
op, the fact that you claim to have composed this very old and expired joke compounds your foolishness.

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Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by StudioCFR(m): 11:58am On Apr 09, 2013
Mumu face your front
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by BIGVAJINA(f): 1:05pm On Apr 09, 2013
foolish boy angry
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by Nemidav(m): 2:12pm On Apr 09, 2013
Ɣ☺ΰ can lie o!,₪☺ b only uk chart
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by churchills: 6:16pm On Apr 09, 2013
Smh,u nid to work on ur joke. Too dry
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by mikuz(m): 6:29am On Apr 14, 2013
Lol . . .
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by lobedeo: 8:31am On Apr 14, 2013
undecided Where's the joke?
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by ogboniaz: 9:23am On Apr 19, 2013
lobedeo: undecided Where's the joke?

Sure you compose this Joke by adding Warri landlord and his son and a teneant. otherwise this joke is as old as from the beggining of the world. Thats why i dont like some nollywood movies cus is like a translation of bollywoods movies. sorry.
Re: This Joke I Personally Composed Is Curently Toping The UK Chart .....enjoy It by Exponental(m): 10:44am On Apr 19, 2013
@op......why not make ur joke ur signature as a proof of being d original composer. Mtcheew.

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