I don't love you because your money, but she will still demand money for brazillian hair

Akpa ife: And ds mumu topic made front page

and dis mumu boy made the next page

gentlem80: @ op one has used the I'm having my perios thing on me before..foolish girl.

Smart gurl

I don't kw watz wrong wif my atm..Cud u pls help me out wif som cash?

truthisbitter: I was thinking of opening a similar thread: Lies told by men; but I realized something: Everything I say is a lie!

Fixed!

NUMBER 7 IS THE MOST ANNOYING AND EMBARASSING COMMENT MADE BY A LADY

Honey,i'm on a joni..Pls,send me recharge card..Babes eh,,dem baaaaaad oh

Guy: Are a virgin?
Lady: Yes, am a virgin.When she now visit u for house and u make a move to confirm the virginity and u discovered she is not what she claimed and u asked but u said u r a virgin? response from the lady " i was abused when i was young, and i thought am still a virgin.
Ladies in school their own goes thus:
Guy: Hi, hw was ur day 2day?
Lady: boring want to
Guy:what makes it boring?
Lady: Am broke, i dont have money
Guy:Why not consider going home for some cash or ask dad and mum to credit ur acct
Lady: My mum is not working, and my dad has been sick for a while now, so i dont want to bothered them with my own issue.indirectly she is asking for money from u. Lier. Ladies Can lie. she stays for ijora badia, she will tell u she live in Lekki phase1 lol.

I doubt women have top lies - they basically lie about everything!!!

and here comes the ONILA styled huge lie:

whithered southern hemisphere b1tches be like:

1) I-am-a-virgin

oh hell, ma grand momma is a Virgin too!

2) stuff plain pad in there and claim that their RED sister just came calling

3) I'm pregnant for you: huh? i dont use licking condoms puleez!


list is listless

delors: Boring! be more creative bros...I heard these way back in high school several years back....15?
Inject some creativity like:

I only do my laundry in London...but I live in Mushin! Now, that's creativity. Ask from Miss Chief!

Bros, why MUSHIN na, of all areas we get for lagos?

6. I don't love u because of your
money.

The most honest

honeric01:

Fixed!

But if everything I say is a lie, then that would mean that my statement was false which implies that everything I say is true.

Okija_juju: I am a virgin - Onila

#counter
shhh I know whatz on your mind, sex is not the issue {u wish}

It is not God's will.

i cant sleep with a married man,no matter how much he has...

Bullshyte!!!!!!!

G.12:
"I hv a bf - even wen her frnd said she doesn't".

"You're just a frnd - upon d signs of love"

Nigeria girls are self deceptive,thier lives are miserable-only like 10% are real human beings.pathetic.

I'm engaged

What do u take me for? I am not that kind of girl.

190: i lost my v-i-r-ginity to a friend of mine who forced me against my wish

Or an uncle that took advantage of me

I don't enjoy sex, i enjoy talking n romance..
Cunning creature they re!

Okija_juju: I am a virgin - Onila

.

dederocs: i cant sleep with a married man,no matter how much he has...

Na true o, and u will hardly see a gal who had nt done it b4

I don't kiss on the 1st date. I'm a banker (meanwhile she's a bulk teller on IT), I don't wanna buy a car cos of Lagos driving, my cologne is mixed (when she has borrowed her frnd's perf)...

"i'm single but not searching"....
"u 1st person 2 enter me, is just dat i dnt bleed"....

I was talking with my (Uncle, Mother, colleague, etc) that's why my phone was ringing engaged for that 30mins.

Shollypopz:
Lmao! Hey, there is a difference between skin bleaching/skin lightening or Toning.

Taking into consideration the weather in Nigeria all year round, females who do not use sun screen will suffer from skin discoloration.

In conclusion, they might actually be saying the truth. Their natural color might just be "coming out"

You never see anything guy 9ja babes dey shed skin like snake