Don Magic Juan:

my girl goes the extra mile by using special vag washs and she eats fruits alot so it taste great

she takes care of her "congo" more than she does her hair - no joke!

those washes ain't so good for her though. Or shud i say continued use ... Cud alter d Ph balance down dre n can cause her 2 become dry/frigid ... When her juices ain't flowing so well anymore, u'l say i told u so. Don't take my word 4 it, pls ask arnd. Jus saying...

owolabifunke14: Dr Funke PhD Chief Examiner

Ohhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Holy moly!!!

We need to see your lips to see if it can compete with what bliss4life has on her profile.

Are U talking about my PS2 joystick pad?..

lynpetra:


Nna na your head spoil o.As for me,I be coooooooooooooool babe.My head correct die.Afterall I no go bornOr is there anyother thing that spits speeermmm

lol,kum chop knukkles,i dey feel u no be small.

Bobopupa:

those washes ain't so good for her though. Or shud i say continued use ... Cud alter d Ph balance down dre n can cause her 2[b] become dry/frigid[/b] ... When her juices ain't flowing so well anymore, u'l say i told u so. Don't take my word 4 it, pls ask arnd. Jus saying...

she gets moist from just hearing me on the phone

[color=#006600][/color] hahahahaha,joy stick wahala, just thinking

Don Magic Juan:

she gets moist from just hearing me on the phone

Don Magic Juan:

she gets moist from just hearing me on the phone

;-) u'r the man!!!

Emmadani: lol,kum chop knukkles,i dey feel u no be small.

Lol.

Evathyst: *Singin* E get plenty plenty tinz wey no suppose 2happen 4 ds lyf, Plenty plenty tinz, Plenty plenty nonsense. *singing stops* Joystick hygeine? Spits n runs away 4rm thread.

You well so? Dont you have respect for dick? Infact, i spit and fart on ur pusssy too. *runs away*

RedBenson:

You well so? Dont you have respect for dick? Infact, i spit and fart on ur pusssy too. *runs away*

u 4ukup.U 4 spank that her small bombom.

lynpetra:


Nna na your head spoil o.As for me,I be coooooooooooooool babe.My head correct die.Afterall I no go bornOr is there anyother thing that spits speeermmm

Nne, jiri ya nwaayo. Lol. This lynpetra sef, na correct babe. No dey hide mouth at all

Bobopupa:

;-) u'r the man!!!

DAH BISHOP MAGIC DON JUAN

white mosquito: So even guys get wahala like dis?

Na today you sabi

Gbengem: one full basket of joystick? u wan commit suicide? Abeg oh!!!

that's how much I like fruits

shymexx:

Lmao.... Then you need to bury your head in that, till the end of time.

I dunno, but from experience, it seems a lot of naija chics' pum don't stink. I guess it has to do with the food and/or other things. But the same can't be said about Zimbabwean and Caribbean chics. I've got an extremely sensitive and I don't like any type of odour. However, regardless of how ridiculously good looking and clean some of these chics from Zimbabwe and Caribbean look - their pums always smell like a rat died inside that ish. Indians as well with the fishy pums.

Your chic needs to become a gynaecologist asap, and open centres to educate the chics from these other countries.

And who told u 9ja girls kpecus do not smell.NA BECAUSE YOU NEVA JAM DEM..

shymexx:

Lmao.... Then you need to bury your head in that, till the end of time.

I dunno, but from experience, it seems a lot of naija chics' pum don't stink. I guess it has to do with the food and/or other things. But the same can't be said about Zimbabwean and Caribbean chics. I've got an extremely sensitive and I don't like any type of odour. However, regardless of how ridiculously good looking and clean some of these chics from Zimbabwe and Caribbean look - their pums always smell like a rat died inside that ish. Indians as well with the fishy pums.

Your chic needs to become a gynaecologist asap, and open centres to educate the chics from these other countries.

And who told u 9ja girls kpecus do not smell.NA BECAUSE YOU NEVA JAM DEM..if u jam dem,u go HAIL.

lymelyte:
And who told u 9ja girls kpecus do not smell.NA BECAUSE YOU NEVA JAM DEM..if u jam dem,u go HAIL.

Una don carry another matter enter thread o!

lymelyte:
And who told u 9ja girls kpecus do not smell.NA BECAUSE YOU NEVA JAM DEM..if u jam dem,u go HAIL.

Person go soon answer you well.

lymelyte:
And who told u 9ja girls kpecus do not smell.NA BECAUSE YOU NEVA JAM DEM..if u jam dem,u go HAIL.

Bwahahahahahaha

I take that back. I'll say most of the ones that I've met.

Odour is a joy-killer.

yunglykmine: Make una no vex oo... Abeg, wetin be Joystick??

That device a pilot holds to fly an Airbus A380 super-jumbo or an F-15 Fighting Falcon.

Ukwu_Nnu:

Like seriously, who da f**k is this mr/mrs/miss Nobody?

The only username that can not be highlighted.

I tireo lol...even seun's profile can be highlighted

DICKtator:

How can a persona non grata pass a comment on NL?

N!gga you are Nobody!!!!!

#No offence

how can you be so stupid in using words ? no offence just question.

Abeg seriously men shld wash n clean der wateva...esp des western guys dt arent circumcised...haba, every time u want to catheterise dem...yh, dt thing called smegma is disgustin...I av to clean n clean n it smells, it also feels funny cos u r cleaning an oily sometin wt just normal saline n dt isnt fun. ..I have to do dis like 5 times everytime am on call....we know 'oyinbo no dey baff' but pls dey shld keep d area under d foreskin clean....shikena.

pls, ladies allow us some privacy. Eheem, guys na good adviceoo, but robbing cream on the joy stick looks like another thing, may be self servicen. Any way, proud to be a man.

DrBaby: Abeg seriously men shld wash n clean der wateva...esp des western guys dt arent circumcised...haba, every time u want to catheterise dem...yh, dt thing called smegma is disgustin...I av to clean n clean n it smells, it also feels funny cos u r cleaning an oily sometin wt just normal saline n dt isnt fun. ..I have to do dis like 5 times everytime am on call....we know 'oyinbo no dey baff' but pls dey shld keep d area under d foreskin clean....shikena.

Your job sucks

lymelyte: And who told u 9ja girls kpecus do not smell.NA BECAUSE YOU NEVA JAM DEM..if u jam dem,u go HAIL.

I swear, some odours oozing out of some naija girl pusssy can melt one's joystick if you take risk enter d pusssy.

RedBenson:

Dont be deceived by the op. Men dont have any wahala. Na women dey discharge plenty things such as, ovulation, menses, clitoris stimulant, vagin..al accelerator and accidental urine all in one pusssy. Smh!

yuck................very disgusting to hear about this but what can we do...i love sucking dyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee esp' when i mixed the juicy cum of my qirl with ice cream......i dey lick am like say i dey lick mango-ma babe own no dey smell, she bath 3 times a day

I hail nl nd joystick lovers

Aromas: Igi Ayo!!!!!

na opa iyonu, no be igi ayo

lymelyte:
And who told u 9ja girls kpecus do not smell.NA BECAUSE YOU NEVA JAM DEM..

my guy b4 u give any gal a head try to study wat she takes in,she takes alot of beer?She doesn't drink enough water?When other girls are eating fruits like strawberry,what fruit does she eat,is it 2much of iru?..,tell me why e d tin no go smell.

shymexx:

Bwahahahahahaha

I take that back. I'll say most of the ones that I've met.

Odour is a joy-killer.

majority of those qirls with smelly kitty-kat are majorly from south west--------south chics are always clean esp their pants.if you can view well,

[quote author=DrBaby]Abeg seriously men shld wash n clean der wateva...esp des western guys dt arent circumcised...haba, every time u want to catheterise dem...yh, dt thing called smegma is disgustin...I av to clean n clean n it smells, it also feels funny cos u r cleaning an oily sometin wt just normal saline n dt isnt fun. ..I have to do dis like 5 times everytime am on call....we know 'oyinbo no dey baff' but pls dey shld keep d area under d foreskin clean....shikena.[/quote
Do you clean joystick for a livinq?