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Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by citizenisb: 8:18am On Apr 12, 2013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2307406/Iranian-scientist-claims-invented-time-machine-predict-future--years-ahead.html

An Iranian scientist claims he has invented a time machine that allows you to predict the future with 98 per cent accuracy.
Ali Razeghi says his device can produce a print-out detailing any individual's life between five and eight years in advance after taking readings from the touch of a user.
He claims the Iranian government, whose nuclear programme has caused concern around the world, can use his invention to predict military conflicts and forecast the fluctuations in the value of foreign currencies and oil.

Iranian scientist claims to have invented 'time machine' that can predict the future... but can only see eight years ahead

Ali Razeghi, 27, claims device can detail person's life with 98% accuracy

Spent ten years developing complex algorithms to arrive at predictions

Says his warmongering government can use it to predict military conflicts

Won't release prototype yet 'in case China steals it and produces millions'

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by citizenisb: 8:20am On Apr 12, 2013
He says the device is the size of a laptop and uses a complex set of algorithms which took him ten years to develop, but has not revealed any concrete details about his invention.
Unlike the time-travelling DeLorean in hit film Back To The Future, Mr Razeghi said his device 'will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you.'


'As such, we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage.'

Mr Razeghi, who claims he has 179 inventions listed under his name, has been criticised by friends and family for 'trying to play God.'
But he said: 'This project is not against our religious values at all.

'The Americans are trying to make this invention by spending millions of dollars on it where I have already achieved it by a fraction of the cost,' he said, without divulging how much.
He said Iran was not planning to launch the prototype just yet in case 'the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight'.

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Emperor007: 8:25am On Apr 12, 2013
Has it been tested, and what accurate predictions has it made?



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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by penzino(m): 8:28am On Apr 12, 2013
All na wash!!! Yeye people seeking global attention...

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by PointB: 8:29am On Apr 12, 2013
More like tales by moonlight.

To predict someone's future, you have to predict the (re)action of everyone and everything he/she will come in contact with. The future trajectory of a person is as much a function of the individual, as it is of the environment. You can't pick and choose!

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Nobody: 8:35am On Apr 12, 2013
Arrant Arabs,at the end of the day israel will still tidy them akpa skool

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by abes(m): 8:37am On Apr 12, 2013
chiover: Arrant Arabs,at the end of the day israel will still tidy them akpa skool
Iranians are not Arabs

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Nuzo1(m): 8:40am On Apr 12, 2013
chiover: Arrant Arabs,at the end of the day israel will still tidy them akpa skool

Iranians are mostly Persians and shiite muslims. An Iranian can stab you to death with no regret if you call him Arabian.

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Omen100(m): 8:40am On Apr 12, 2013
abes:
Iranians are not Arabs



They are the people of Achaemenians of the great Persian empire which longed exist before the reign of the Roman Empire & for your own safety, please don't call them Arabs.

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Nobody: 8:49am On Apr 12, 2013
i am anxiously waiting for the chinko version.

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Rapmaestro(m): 9:18am On Apr 12, 2013
berem: i am anxiously waiting for the chinko version.
COMING SOON.. Dat one go dey upgraded self, it will see past, future, present, past participle, heaven, hell, Garri and Garri.. Up Chinko

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by badassnigga(m): 9:20am On Apr 12, 2013
chiover: Arrant Arabs,at the end of the day israel will still tidy them akpa skool

olodo calling Iran Arab?
always biased n ill informed ppl.
let Israel attack them naaa without America backing.

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by GraceBestowed(f): 9:26am On Apr 12, 2013
Shebi it's this world we're all in? We will see what will happen.
Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by MrGrimReaper: 9:27am On Apr 12, 2013
HMMM! I wonder if they have been able to predict when the U.S & Isreal will wipe them and North Korea off the surface of the earth.
Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Nobody: 9:27am On Apr 12, 2013
Rap maestro: COMING SOON.. Dat one go dey upgraded self, it will see past, future, present, past participle, heaven, hell, Garri and Garri.. Up Chinko
lol! if dis one enter naija, na bad market for some pastors. you dont need a pastor to see vision for you. you can see for yourself and prepare for your future

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by ArQueBusieR(m): 9:32am On Apr 12, 2013
*yawns*
Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Nobody: 9:33am On Apr 12, 2013
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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Nobody: 9:34am On Apr 12, 2013
The fear of china is the begining of preserving your intellectual property.

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Walexz02(m): 9:40am On Apr 12, 2013
Ok.
They should use it to predict when North korea will heat U.S asap!
Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Csami(m): 9:42am On Apr 12, 2013
So they want me to believe this pile of thrash? For what na

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by topmostg: 9:42am On Apr 12, 2013
Science is GOLDEN!!!
Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by dulphines: 9:43am On Apr 12, 2013
Let's order one for PDP

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Nobody: 9:44am On Apr 12, 2013
grin HahahAhahah these sun-baked iranian jihadists just won't stop.
HahAhahahahaha...... What a joke. Maybe he spent too much time frying his brains on iranian deserts.

What a joke

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Nobody: 9:49am On Apr 12, 2013
Cn he Invent one President Predicting Machine??










Ohh.. I forgot, Nigerians dont need that, we already know him before the Immediate Election..

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by SLIDEwaxie(m): 9:53am On Apr 12, 2013
It's easy to invent, i can do te same.

1. Jes collect all necessary charms and juju needed for future prediction. From a confirmed herbalist.

2. Buy a laptop case and package all those juju inside, well sealed.

3. Connect ur earpiece and ask anybody to touc while u conjure d spirits inaudibly! U go hear wetin they wan say abt dt person's future.

4. Relate it them an collect ur cool cash!

Contact me via 080355931 and i'll biuld on for u!
If ur call didn't go thru, u are a bad person!

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by na2day(m): 9:55am On Apr 12, 2013
They should use it to predict the future of Iran getting A bomb angry
Bunch of propagandist!
Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by TableLeg(m): 9:56am On Apr 12, 2013
chiover: Arrant Arabs,at the end of the day israel will still tidy them akpa skool
Idiot... You know the nitwits and airheads that roam about on this forum by the sort of comments and responses they post!
So you dont know Iranians are not Arabs?!SMH
Dumb fu...ck!

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by TableLeg(m): 9:56am On Apr 12, 2013
Csami: So they want me to believe this pile of thrash? For what na
You dont have to believe it dude!
Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Nobody: 9:58am On Apr 12, 2013
These people sef,are they trying to play God,or what?
Man would be one to destroy this world,with all these inventions.

But to be sincere,these people are trying.

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by Gennyz(m): 10:01am On Apr 12, 2013
bad_ass_nigga:

olodo calling Iran Arab?
always biased n ill informed ppl.
let Israel attack them naaa without America backing.


l guess u no nothin abt history,ask of "6 day war" in 1967,Israel won 8 arabian countries in jst 6 days without the aid of American...

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Re: Iranian Scientist Invents Time-Machine For Future Prediction by mathskill: 10:04am On Apr 12, 2013
chiover: Arrant Arabs,at the end of the day israel will still tidy them akpa skool
Ignorance is truly a disease.Did you see the four wall of school at all.If you did i am definite you only passed through it and that it did not pass through you.For your information Iranians are not Arabs.

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