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Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 8:09pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
[b]silly QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK! 1. Someone call u at 2am & asks "Are u sleeping?. Ans: No i'm picking beans. 2. When its raining & someone noticed you're going out yet he'll ask, "Are u going out in this rain?. Ans: No! In d next one. 3.Someone saw u coming out of d bathroom wet, yet will ask, "Did u just have ur bath?. Ans: No, i fell into d toilet bowl. 4. You're standing in front of d elevator on d ground to ur office, yet they'll ask,"Are u going up?. Ans: No, i'm waiting 4 my office 2 come down and get me. 5. Ur boyfriend comes home wit a bunch of flowers, and u still ask, "Are those flowers?" Ans: No baby, they are carrots!. 6. You're in d toilet and u lock d door and someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone in there?" Ans: No! Na poo lock goor...Mtcheew! !!. 7. You're in a queue at d cinema 2 buy a ticket, a friend saw you & asked, "What are u doing here?. Ans: I'm waiting to pay my school fees..." 8. When they see u lying down wit ur eyes closed,they'll ask, "Are u sleeping already?. Ans: No, I'm training to die..." MUMU!!!. 9. When they overheard your conversation on phone, "Ok daddy,yes daddy, bye daddy", they'll. Still ask "Is that your daddy." Ans: No, na baba God. 10. If them see u wit football boot dem go ask u,"You wan go play ball ne?" Ans: No, i wan go studio". Olodo. 11. If dem see accident 4 road, dem go still ask,"Na accident be dis. Ans: No, na film trick. silly questions need stupid answers. [/b] 2 Likes |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 8:10pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Add your own experience. |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 8:12pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
You are cooking and someone sees and ask: are you cooking? . No! Am preparing herbal drugs |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by Arcard(m): 8:17pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
lol its called nigerian english. 1 Like |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by MrOON: 8:27pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Arsenal - 3 Vs 1- Norwich City Sombody will ask... Is Arsenal winning? What should be the answer? |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 10:32pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
Mr. OON:no! they are scoring for norwich 3 Likes |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by Jfast: 12:13am On Apr 14, 2013 |
You might just be in a quite mood and someone will ask what are you thinking |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 1:22pm On Apr 14, 2013 |
Someone will see you crying and will ask "are you crying?". . NO! MY EYE DEY PUMP WATER 2 Likes |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by ovalrose(f): 4:50pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
God,i love this thread! |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by Temismith(f): 5:54pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
Dey c u carry bible dey go church,yet they ask : are u going to church? Answer: no am going to d market. |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by MrOON: 6:15pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
Temismith: Dey c u carry bible dey go church,yet they ask : are u going to church? Answer: no am going to d market. still reading to see d joke.... 3 Likes |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 7:11pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
Person go see you dressed with travelling bag, and will still ask "na travel things?" no! I won go trowey my cloths |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 7:12pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
ovalrose: God,i love this thread!i hope you love the OP too? |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by vb0mb(m): 8:02pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
Mr. OON: Do you think with your kidney? |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by MrOON: 11:35am On Apr 16, 2013 |
vb0mb: i think with your nuts.... How on earth is that thing funny? |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 2:03am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Mr. OON:go and die |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by rakel05(f): 10:52am On Apr 17, 2013 |
lil jboy: go and die seraching for the joke |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by Nobody: 11:21am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Someone will see you just coming in and'll ask you; Are you back? ans: No, it's my ghost u r seeing. |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by MrOON: 2:46pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
lil jboy: go and die rakel05:E no dey hear... Tell am. |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by switdick(m): 4:08pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
lil jboy: [b] LmFao" Bwa Ha Ha Ha Bwa HaHaHa Ha |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 8:58pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Fit2Rule: Someone will see you just coming in and'll ask you; Are you back? ans: No, it's my ghost u r seeing.roflmao |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by amanda2013(f): 9:51am On Apr 18, 2013 |
hahahahaha op believe me u funi die. Me sef dey ask some of those silly questns at times 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 10:02pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
amanda2013: hahahahaha op believe me u funi die. Me sef dey ask some of those silly questns at timeslol abeg stop o, cos if you ask my kinda person ah go respond give you wella |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 10:04pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Person go see you dey watch football match e go still ask you, La football match be this? ... No! La swimming |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 7:19pm On Jun 14, 2013 |
Person go see you with rubber and small towel and en go still ask you "you wan go fetch water?". . . No! I dey go pipeline vandalization. |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by Yeske2(m): 11:05pm On Jun 14, 2013 |
Person see you dey eat come dey ask, you dey eat, no na mouth I dey brush. 1 Like |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 2:26pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? Answer: NO NA MY HIPS. 2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG. 3) On ur wedding, one idiot walk up to you as you are about to take ur wedding pix with ur wife... NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE. 4) Give me your phone number - 0803476... ....THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN? Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE. I listened to 9 o'clock news, it was announced that the election was postponed. WHO TOLD YOU? Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE. Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect fast... Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS? Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. *standing in front of a police station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? Answer:no! Na aso rock! *you see me at your door, DRENCHED by rain and you ask me...is it raining? Answer::nooo rain ke, its not raining, i took ma fish for a walk in the swimmingpool! 1 Like |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by silverplanet: 6:33pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Lol funny people you all |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 12:34am On Sep 05, 2014 |
more y'all...... rejuvenating!!!! |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by Nobody: 5:01pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
A friend once called my phone. When I picked and said hello, he asked me "Are you asleep?", and I answered "yes, can't you hear me snoring?" 1 Like |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by Nobody: 5:02pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
A friend once called my phone. When I picked up and said hello, he asked me "Are you asleep?", and I answered "yes, can't you hear me snoring?" |
Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(m): 11:36pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Fit2Rule: A friend once called my phone. When I picked up and said hello, he asked me "Are you asleep?", and I answered "yes, can't you hear me snoring?"Lol |
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