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Zulu Joke by drealnoni(f): 2:05pm On May 11, 2006
An aeroplane is flying over the United States at night. The pilot says "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later, the pilot says "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin". Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people". There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. Pilot) "C, any Caribbean's on board?" Still no one moves. (Little black boy - asking his dad) "Dad,, what are we?" Dad) "Tonight son, we are Zulu
Re: Zulu Joke by geeman(m): 2:14pm On May 11, 2006
NOW THATS FUNNY
Re: Zulu Joke by olareal(m): 2:36pm On May 11, 2006
gee,dat really cracked my ribs.
Re: Zulu Joke by Z4M4eva(f): 9:51am On May 13, 2006
l.o.l cheesy
Re: Zulu Joke by micklplus(m): 1:14pm On May 16, 2006
Zulu indeed ! who wan die?
Cheers
Re: Zulu Joke by Ib(f): 2:05pm On May 16, 2006
Nice one
Re: Zulu Joke by am4beauty(m): 5:22pm On May 16, 2006
Abi? grin grin grin
Re: Zulu Joke by pirella(f): 9:50pm On May 16, 2006
I laffd so hard my ribs were crackin.had to share it wit my roomies n we al had a gud laff
Re: Zulu Joke by Nobody: 5:02pm On May 31, 2019
Please stop! grin

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