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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Donpoker9(m): 9:42am On Apr 18, 2013
virtuoso01: This ridiculous news story is a joke, right?


Because I seriously cannot read any meaning to it.
lwkmd4h
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by lekkie073(m): 9:43am On Apr 18, 2013
the more i read grin , d more i laugh grin cheesy
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by rozayx5(m): 9:43am On Apr 18, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin

FUNNIEST THREAD OF THE YEAR GOES TO THIS THREAD

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by kabba7(m): 9:44am On Apr 18, 2013
An irresponsible antic ,look at itt this how could U̶̲̥̅̊ fadas withes be meeting at minna ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ ilorin of all places Ɣ☺ΰ̊ only succeded in telling of your background both towns has no room for witchcraft.
U̶̲̥̅̊ be original were asinwi of the highest order
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Torch1(m): 9:44am On Apr 18, 2013
Then, Nigeria will get better. And I tell you, the youths will enjoy this Nigeria, but that time is not in the immediate future,” he concluded.
False prophet!
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by sasview: 9:45am On Apr 18, 2013
Definitely this man destiny has been used by politicians, I mean his luck has been stolen as he said.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by deSika(m): 9:45am On Apr 18, 2013
me sef am laughing in pidgin english..
this shud be in the jokes section
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Elevation(m): 9:46am On Apr 18, 2013
The devil cannot give u 1 good thing except u are ready to accept 1000 sorrowful things these witches definitely wouldnt want the best for the country little wonder when they viewed into the future of the Mega opposition party seeing it that it has good intentions,they would nt support it,i believe the power of God is the greatest either they view the future or not God is with his people and as for the cleansing its definitely paramount before a new dawn purging is needed.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by lekkie073(m): 9:46am On Apr 18, 2013
grin grin grin grin problem dey for dis country grin grin grin grin
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Yhemmy11(f): 9:46am On Apr 18, 2013
world of wonders, ds is serious, Jesus help me o
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by johnnobles: 9:47am On Apr 18, 2013
Lilimax:


Hoooohaaaaheehehehehehiiiii grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin
Me too I dey laugh in Isoko language
shocked[quote author=Lilim
EVEN ME BUT FOR ISHAN
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Lagusta(m): 9:47am On Apr 18, 2013
Good lord, this is one of the dumbest stuff i've ever seen or heard....

So why cant the so-called witches and wizards start killing all the corrupt politicians NOW!!!

Abeg, all this one na PDP political propaganda jare....

NONSENSE JAGBAJANTIS!!!!

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Artistree: 9:48am On Apr 18, 2013
Hia, in dis jet age & time...reminds me of d early 80's when everyone was a suspect. With the ever growing hi-tech improvement & religious awareness, hearing of WITCHES & WIZARDS is deafening! embarassed
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by dubenc13: 9:48am On Apr 18, 2013
Wiches,wizards&devils is not our portion.they hav highjacked the affairs of this country for so long.God will arise in 2015 to set his people free,trust me..

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by lekkie073(m): 9:50am On Apr 18, 2013
on a more serious note, i think dis association is worth checking out sad sad
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Born2beRich1(m): 9:50am On Apr 18, 2013
Wait oh...i thought all those fake athiest on NL were saying that witches and wizards dont exist and were ficticious....I guess they are wrong now....

But seriously wetin concern witch for naija politics
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by ewet: 9:54am On Apr 18, 2013
abeg where this people secretariat dey and who are their execs,lets knw there names.If thy are bold enuf to show there faces lets see if thy will not all be rounded up and burnt alive.Witches and wizard my foot.
Nice joke though i have bin reeling with lafta since i read this nonsense. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Reference(m): 9:55am On Apr 18, 2013
grin Chai. That's very.... Incisive. Baba in their good books? No kwament.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by yomip3t(m): 9:55am On Apr 18, 2013
DRAMATIC COUNTRY !!!
Black Man talk.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Demdem(m): 9:56am On Apr 18, 2013
mikeyhernadez: What
Wizards and Witches in 21st century.... But this BUHARI of a Nigga should just try and understand the fact that he's NEVER gonna RULE NIGERIA AGAIN.

Wizard.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Demdem(m): 9:57am On Apr 18, 2013
Mobsync: Make Buhari go beg ooo. "They" are angry with him cheesy

U mean u are angry with him wizard.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 9:57am On Apr 18, 2013
Some people are prepared to frustrate President Jonathan by all means and these people would resort to foul means . But in doing that, they will jeopardize Nigeria. I beg Nigeria to pray. Let us all pray, Christians, Muslims and herbalists,” he said seriously.


What foul means was he talking about ? The only foul means I have seen so far is that of a desperado jonathan who wants to rule till 2019 and will do everything within his reach to get it even if it means frustrating external threat from the opposition or crushing internal aggression within his party posed by Amaechi et al.


I don't know why you foolish witches and wizards can't find solutions to corruption and boko haram crises that are plaguing Nigeria and advise jonathan on same.I see a set of hungry folks who are trying to stay relevant.


Where is okija juju ?
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Demdem(m): 10:00am On Apr 18, 2013
dubenc13: Wiches,wizards&devils is not our portion.they hav highjacked the affairs of this country for so long.God will arise in 2015 to set his people free,trust me..

Are u aware that this association adopted the retardeen during the 2011 elections shortly before he went to the redemption camp to be prayed for
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by jimino(m): 10:00am On Apr 18, 2013
I dnt nid a witch or wizard 2 tell me dat buhari wil neva rule nigeria.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Jakumo(m): 10:02am On Apr 18, 2013
In layman's terms, the WiNches and WEEeezards Union are merely assuring observers and Enemies of Frogress alike, that no incantation,invocation, magic spell, jink, hex, or sacrificial voodoo offering will EVER make it possible for the evil and ever-dastardly Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden, of the Boko Haram Terror Bombing fame, to find himself elected to any post higher than that of prison-yard gardener, which will come soon enough after his trial for post-election genocide incitement, by the International Criminal Court in The Hague, Netherlands.

The serpent has been restrained, finally, and the killing blow must now be applied in a coup-de-gras befitting this foul reptilian vermin.

Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by ifihearam: 10:02am On Apr 18, 2013
@demdem the honorarium specialist,even witches and wizards don't want buhari,I wonder the kind of people that still wants the goat.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Ozonna(m): 10:02am On Apr 18, 2013
UncleSmart: The Association of Witches and Wizards in Nigeria has warned former Head of State and leader of the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, General Mohammadu Buhari to bury his ambition of ruling Nigeria ever again.

Dr. Okhue Iboi, the acclaimed spokesperson of the Association in an interview with Sunday Express asserted that witches and wizards in the region would not allow him to spearhead the affairs of the nation again.

He further stressed that Nigeria would not break-up after 2015 contrary to what Dr. Fasheun and the American government predicted.

According to him, “During the meeting we held on January 29 in Ilorin, we talked about the government of this country.

Goodluck Jonathan will re-contest and he will win the 2015 election irrespective of whatever opposition that rises against him,” the coven’s spokesman affirmed.

On the menace of Boko Haram, Iboi said, “We gave the witches in the North the mandate to cool down Boko Haram; mark my words, by the end of this year, you will hardly hear of any Boko Haram mayhem again.”

The extensive interview with the witchdoctor was not all glad tidings, however, his revelations raised serious concerns about the 2015 election.

“Some people are prepared to frustrate President Jonathan by all means and these people would resort to foul means. But in doing that, they will jeopardize Nigeria. I beg Nigeria to pray. Let us all pray, Christians, Muslims and herbalists,” he said seriously.

Continuing he stated “there will be many disturbances during the primary and at the main election, a lot of bombs will be thrown around. But I can assure you,” he said, “Nigeria will not break or divide as the Americans have prophesied.”
The witches’ imagemaker further foretold the future of politics in the country. He started with the proposed merger parties, APC and its chances of challenging the dominion of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

“This mega party when we looked at them and their future, they are good, they have good intentions, but at the last minute, before election, they will be thrown into disarray; they will have a big disagreement that will shatter the party and in-fighting over superiority. This discord will not be settled until the elections hold.”
Similarly, he also divulged the council of witches’ verdicts on some political personalities. In the case of General Muhammadu Buhari, one of the key opposition politicians against the PDP-led government and a crucial actor in any serious coalitions, Iboi unveiled a damning verdict. “If Buhari contests 100 times, he can’t rule this country again,” Iboi began, “because the “pillars of the north at night” have no likeness for him. They would not let him rule this country.”

Witches’ stance towards former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida was not any different. “Babangida can take his money to support another party but he can’t rule this country again.”
On the contrary, former President Olusegun Obasanjo fared better as he was in the good book of the witches. “Till the day he will die, Obasanjo will still be important and relevant to the Nigerian politics. That is his destiny,” Iboi affirmed.

Iboi who claimed to be in the fourth year of his seven-year tenure as the coven’s spokesperson also spoke about the coming wrath of witches over Nigerian politicians. “Some of the politicians that are using other people’s destiny, I mean those who steal other people’s luck, between now and next year, God’s wrath is coming upon them,” he threatened. “And as for the current PDP National Chairman, he will have his hands full with many problems that will eventually swallow him.”

He expressed hope that a better Nigeria lies ahead, he said, “In the meeting we had last year in Niger State, we gazed into the future of this country and we discovered that Nigeria will still be better.” But before then, he opined that a cleansing will take place. “The bad elements disturbing this country will have to be removed and that will happen in no distant time; one by one, they shall all perish. Then, Nigeria will get better. And I tell you, the youths will enjoy this Nigeria, but that time is not in the immediate future,” he concluded.

http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/04/18/if-buhari-contests-100-times-he-cannot-rule-this-country-again-association-of-witches-and-wizards-in-nigeria/

The bolded sounds like what Gandalf can say in the movie Lord Of The Rings.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Demdem(m): 10:03am On Apr 18, 2013
jimino: I dnt nid a witch or wizard 2 tell me dat buhari wil neva rule nigeria.

U are most likely a principality then. undecided

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Rick9(m): 10:05am On Apr 18, 2013
(Clears Troath) Ahahahaahahhahah is dis a joke brb (Enters Toilet) Ehen u say wetin
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by saintade01(m): 10:06am On Apr 18, 2013
I guess Buhari needs to grant this ones AMNESTY as well.

But believe or not, they really exist.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by xest(m): 10:06am On Apr 18, 2013
Nice article,I have always said it that buhari will never rule this nation again,he doesn't hav anythin to offer again.Jonathan wil win if he contest again.But the sooner this prophecy comes to pass the better.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by madanne4real: 10:07am On Apr 18, 2013
Wahala dey. Witches and Wizard!!! How dem come dey see good things about Naija baffle me. Is this for real?

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