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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Raypawer(m): 11:16am On Apr 18, 2013
Can't stop laughing! Haba, even witches and wizards get association for Naija! Na wa o, Buhari u sef never HERE SAY "THE YOUNG SHALL GROW" ABI U NEVER KNOW SAY U SUPPOSE GIVE CHANCE?
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by honeric01(m): 11:17am On Apr 18, 2013
bibiji: where did u get ur stat frm? It is dis sort of assumption dat is makin dis islamic xtremists tink they ar majority and shd rule.

give us your how stats and stop hanging on irrelevant issue.

Ok, Nigeria is 99% christian, yet the country is governed by witches and wizards, are you happy now?
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 11:19am On Apr 18, 2013
shocked
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by rezzy: 11:34am On Apr 18, 2013
UncleSmart: The Association of Witches and Wizards in Nigeria has warned former Head of State and leader of the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, General Mohammadu Buhari to bury his ambition of ruling Nigeria ever again.

Dr. Okhue Iboi, the acclaimed spokesperson of the Association in an interview with Sunday Express asserted that witches and wizards in the region would not allow him to spearhead the affairs of the nation again.

He further stressed that Nigeria would not break-up after 2015 contrary to what Dr. Fasheun and the American government predicted.

We know that Naija cant break up

UncleSmart: Goodluck Jonathan will re-contest and he will win the 2015 election irrespective of whatever opposition that rises against him,” the coven’s spokesman affirmed.

Una be God?

UncleSmart: On the menace of Boko Haram, Iboi said, “We gave the witches in the North the mandate to cool down Boko Haram; mark my words, by the end of this year, you will hardly hear of any Boko Haram mayhem again.”

End of the year too long, we want it now.

UncleSmart: I beg Nigeria to pray. Let us all pray, Christians, Muslims and herbalists,” he said seriously.

Herbalists pray ke, abeg make una consult una juju

UncleSmart: On the contrary, former President Olusegun Obasanjo fared better as he was in the good book of the witches. “Till the day he will die, Obasanjo will still be important and relevant to the Nigerian politics. That is his destiny,” Iboi affirmed.

Is that suppose to be the Book of Life?

UncleSmart: He expressed hope that a better Nigeria lies ahead, he said, “In the meeting we had last year in Niger State, we gazed into the future of this country and we discovered that Nigeria will still be better.” But before then, he opined that a cleansing will take place. “The bad elements disturbing this country will have to be removed and that will happen in no distant time; one by one, they shall all perish. Then, Nigeria will get better. And I tell you, the youths will enjoy this Nigeria, but that time is not in the immediate future,” he concluded.

Una self go perish on the last day. Shikena
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by pasatoti: 11:36am On Apr 18, 2013
9ja cool cool
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Elai147: 11:39am On Apr 18, 2013
Lolxxxx. Association of Witches and Wizards abeg make we hear word jaree. Why should it take you witches almost one year to shut Boko Haram up. You guys are powerless and that Iboi or wetin call should shut up. What do you mean by "God's wrath will come upon them"? Light and darkness has nothing in common, so shut da Fuk up and go back to your coven, Bozo.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 12:03pm On Apr 18, 2013
UncleSmart: The Association of Witches and Wizards in Nigeria has warned former Head of State and leader of the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, General Mohammadu Buhari to bury his ambition of ruling Nigeria ever again.

Dr. Okhue Iboi, the acclaimed spokesperson of the Association in an interview with Sunday Express asserted that witches and wizards in the region would not allow him to spearhead the affairs of the nation again.

He further stressed that Nigeria would not break-up after 2015 contrary to what Dr. Fasheun and the American government predicted.

According to him, “During the meeting we held on January 29 in Ilorin, we talked about the government of this country.

Goodluck Jonathan will re-contest and he will win the 2015 election irrespective of whatever opposition that rises against him,” the coven’s spokesman affirmed.

On the menace of Boko Haram, Iboi said, “We gave the witches in the North the mandate to cool down Boko Haram; mark my words, by the end of this year, you will hardly hear of any Boko Haram mayhem again.”

The extensive interview with the witchdoctor was not all glad tidings, however, his revelations raised serious concerns about the 2015 election.

“Some people are prepared to frustrate President Jonathan by all means and these people would resort to foul means. But in doing that, they will jeopardize Nigeria. I beg Nigeria to pray. Let us all pray, Christians, Muslims and herbalists,” he said seriously.

Continuing he stated “there will be many disturbances during the primary and at the main election, a lot of bombs will be thrown around. But I can assure you,” he said, “Nigeria will not break or divide as the Americans have prophesied.”
The witches’ imagemaker further foretold the future of politics in the country. He started with the proposed merger parties, APC and its chances of challenging the dominion of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

“This mega party when we looked at them and their future, they are good, they have good intentions, but at the last minute, before election, they will be thrown into disarray; they will have a big disagreement that will shatter the party and in-fighting over superiority. This discord will not be settled until the elections hold.”
Similarly, he also divulged the council of witches’ verdicts on some political personalities. In the case of General Muhammadu Buhari, one of the key opposition politicians against the PDP-led government and a crucial actor in any serious coalitions, Iboi unveiled a damning verdict. “If Buhari contests 100 times, he can’t rule this country again,” Iboi began, “because the “pillars of the north at night” have no likeness for him. They would not let him rule this country.”

Witches’ stance towards former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida was not any different. “Babangida can take his money to support another party but he can’t rule this country again.”
On the contrary, former President Olusegun Obasanjo fared better as he was in the good book of the witches. “Till the day he will die, Obasanjo will still be important and relevant to the Nigerian politics. That is his destiny,” Iboi affirmed.

Iboi who claimed to be in the fourth year of his seven-year tenure as the coven’s spokesperson also spoke about the coming wrath of witches over Nigerian politicians. “Some of the politicians that are using other people’s destiny, I mean those who steal other people’s luck, between now and next year, God’s wrath is coming upon them,” he threatened. “And as for the current PDP National Chairman, he will have his hands full with many problems that will eventually swallow him.”

He expressed hope that a better Nigeria lies ahead, he said, “In the meeting we had last year in Niger State, we gazed into the future of this country and we discovered that Nigeria will still be better.” But before then, he opined that a cleansing will take place. “The bad elements disturbing this country will have to be removed and that will happen in no distant time; one by one, they shall all perish. Then, Nigeria will get better. And I tell you, the youths will enjoy this Nigeria, but that time is not in the immediate future,” he concluded.

http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/04/18/if-buhari-contests-100-times-he-cannot-rule-this-country-again-association-of-witches-and-wizards-in-nigeria/

Who is their chairman? and how much is GEJ paying them as salary?
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 12:08pm On Apr 18, 2013
Lets look at the brighter side. Witches and Wizards love GEJ, The God of MOG Adeboye, loves GEJ. Who God, the gods and the witches love, no one can stop him. Vote this great icon of humility, this great man that once had no shoes. He knows the pains of the poor, and will not evict the poor from their homes and share the plots of land, unlike ACN compatriots.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by domido(m): 12:16pm On Apr 18, 2013
grin grin grin olboy see comedian ooooo!!!!!!!!if its for real, den who is the cause of the problems in Nigeria and who do all these politicians take their sacrifices to?
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by madjune(m): 12:24pm On Apr 18, 2013
Wow. Witches and wizards are joining Christians and muslims in prayers. Hmmm.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 12:28pm On Apr 18, 2013
These witches and wizards are definitely doing their thing with evil powers. Interestingly their predictions somehow seems to come to pass. Read below the predictions the same witches and wizards made in Jan 2011 concerning PDP presidential primary elections and the 2011 general elections:

“Atiku should withdraw now if he loves himself. He would be humbled by President Goodluck Jonathan. If he withdraws now, it will be a saving grace for him, but if he insists on going ahead with the primaries, that will be the end of his political career.
“During our emergency meeting to deliberate on the state of affairs in Nigeria, it was clearly revealed to us that the days of Atiku’s relevance in Nigeria’s politics are over.
He is just wasting his money, energy and resources. His campaign is in vain. His fate is already sealed. He is going nowhere. The era of his relevance in Nigerian politics is over. He should forget the idea of becoming Nigeria’s number one citizen, either now or in the future.

“About six months ago, long before General Ibrahim Babangida decided to enter the race for PDP’s presidential ticket, witches and wizards told him that he was wasting his time. We told him in clear terms that he would never secure PDP ticket, and that he would drop by the wayside. This was reported by some national dailies. What eventually happened to IBB? He was humiliated. He who has ears, let him hear very well, witches and wizards do not double-speak. We are messengers from the spiritual world, and anybody that disobeys us, is doing so at his own risk.

“When we warned Babangida to stay away, that he was going nowhere, some of his agents told us that we are fake witches. That Babangida has other witches praying for him to win PDP’s ticket. From what happened to Babangida later, we now know who are genuine and fake witches.

“Witches and wizards are also stakeholders in the project called Nigeria. This is why we held this emergency meeting to look at the state of our nation, Jonathan will win. All other candidates will be defeated. But Jonathan should be very careful. He should also look for ways to address the present state of insecurity.

“Jonathan’s victory is assured and sealed in the spiritual world, but he will face many challenges. He should not be afraid. He will conquer his opponents. Witches and wizards are praying for this nation. We wish Nigeria well, but what has been revealed to us in the spiritual world is alarming. As Chief Tony Anenih said recently, there is no vacancy in Aso Rock, Jonathan will win, but there will be bloodshed in some states".
http:///2011/01/nigerian-witches-and-wizards-warn-atiku-over-primaries-predict-trouble-in-6-states/
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Hardeyoye: 12:39pm On Apr 18, 2013
[quote author=pat077]wetin consign witches wit prayers


I tire o!
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by RabboniX(m): 12:46pm On Apr 18, 2013
when you think you've heard it all they come up with something even more crazy!!!

Naija na wa!

na who register the association sef? cheesy
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by ITbomb(m): 12:48pm On Apr 18, 2013
Say what??
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by joeyfire(m): 12:55pm On Apr 18, 2013
ocman: hhhHhhhhhhahahahahaahahhahaa!! There was a country my brother! witches and wizards too are suffering. Nigeria is wicked o! up to a point where witches and wizards don join una politics and even open association. hahahah. soon we go hear FG seeks amnesty for Nigerian Witches and Wizards. There was a country nnam!!

Amnesty na the beginning. GEJ and his crew will soon give them a contract to protect the skies
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by enm(m): 12:59pm On Apr 18, 2013
Lilimax:


Hoooohaaaaheehehehehehiiiii grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin
Me too I dey laugh in Isoko language
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 1:03pm On Apr 18, 2013
honeric01: A COUNTRY WITH 50% MUSLIMS, 40% CHTISTIANS ARE LAUGHING THAT SOME SET OF DIABOLICAL PEOPLE ARE AGAINST A PARTICULAR CANDIDATE?

I have always known it that Nigeria is a demonic country where evil rules and the people stylishly support evil doers.

CALAMITY WON"T STOP BEFALLING THIS COUNTRY AS LONG AS PEOPLE KEEP SUPPORTING ANYTHING THE KINGDPM OF DARKNESS IS SUPPORTING!

The witches and wizards are supporting Jonathan, yet foolish people expect a better life under him? When has witches/wizards ever supported good things?
1000000 likes. The endorsement of jonathan by these people only shows that he's not good for this country. I've always have a bad feeling about jonathan ruling this country. The current situation of this country is a justification for the feeling. Come 2015, the will of the Almighty Creator will be done, not of some demonic association.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by yokiti: 1:05pm On Apr 18, 2013
Praying in my church; MFM's voice; EVERY SATANIC ASSOCIATION AGAINST THE GLORY OF NIGERIA, SCATTTTTEEEERRRRR and DIE in the name OF JESUS.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by jessMena(f): 1:25pm On Apr 18, 2013
]Were is this witches spokesman from? My natural inclination makes think he's an Edo man undecided[we see igbos n yorubas fighting in this forum,then Christians and Muslims too but we pray for peace in this country. so why say such thing about an edo man for no just cause? ask yourself if this is right/quote]
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by SlamDunk(m): 1:32pm On Apr 18, 2013
OMG dis is bleeping hilarious. Nigeria is a Joke.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by sylve11: 1:44pm On Apr 18, 2013
Nigeria ehn! grin grin grin grin grin cool
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 1:47pm On Apr 18, 2013
I no fit laugh oooo.
Quaritch: grin grin grin
This country is Comedy Central, walahi grin

Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 2:02pm On Apr 18, 2013
virtuoso01: This ridiculous news story is a joke, right?


Because I seriously cannot read any meaning to it.
True especially where the wizard and witches are in control of political activities in Nigeria and still asking Muslims, Christians and Herbalist to pray for Nigeria again. Na waoooooooo pray to who?
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by touch4mony: 2:12pm On Apr 18, 2013
Laughing in igbo,9ja tight well well.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by jeffizy(m): 2:31pm On Apr 18, 2013
[color=#770077] grin

grin

grin
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Mintayo(m): 2:35pm On Apr 18, 2013
If this is really true(of which it is not);then it has jus confirmed my thought that:
obasanjo is a witch,sorry wizard.
Jonatan is a wizard.
babagida is a wizard.

Imagine witches and wizard stopping boko Haram,like say satan no dey happy as ppl dey die-that is his mission-kill,kill and kill,it is just so unfortunate that some ppl jus decide to allow satan use them as instruments.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by DeHero1: 2:49pm On Apr 18, 2013
Madawaki01: Is dis a joke?this mods self,..and dis made frontpage.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE U MADE THE FRONT PAGE? *jes tinkn* angry
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by bakila: 2:58pm On Apr 18, 2013
That is why depression is rear here so many funny things of a variaty and dimension that one would wont to hear the story again before he ends his life.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Akainzo(m): 3:21pm On Apr 18, 2013
The only thing I can correlate this to, happened in history.

Once there was a vote on who to save, the association of Witches and Witches picked someone else in the coutyard of Pntius Pilate. Is there any wonder they seem to always be against anyone trying to bring succour to the people?
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Akpan107(m): 3:22pm On Apr 18, 2013
pat077: wetin consign witches wit prayers?
Image dem even calling 'God'
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Akainzo(m): 3:24pm On Apr 18, 2013
Billyonaire: Lets look at the brighter side. Witches and Wizards love GEJ, The God of MOG Adeboye, loves GEJ. Who God, the gods and the witches love, no one can stop him. Vote this great icon of humility, this great man that once had no shoes. He knows the pains of the poor, and will not evict the poor from their homes and share the plots of land, unlike ACN compatriots.

Are you by any chance implying that the Witches and Witches are in the same camp with the God of MOG Adeboye? Please clarify quick quick.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by WENGERNOMICS(m): 3:31pm On Apr 18, 2013
Jobless people........soon they will ask for Amnesty.

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