Why ladies like telling such lies whenever they are 'cornered' or caught red handed....

1. He's my cousin, and not my boyfriend.
2. He's my uncle...my father's distant brother.
3. He didn't kiss me. He only gave me a peck.
4. He didn't do anything. I only sat by the edge of the bed.
5. I struggled with him when he tried to have his way with me.
6. I've only dated one guy ever since I started dating.
7. I've only slept with two guys all my life.
8. He took advantage of me, cos I was drunk.
9. Though we slept together in the same room, he didn't touch me.
10. There's nothing between us, he just like helping me and hanging out with me.
11. I'm 23, though my mates look older.
12. I have a boyfriend, but the relationship is not a serious one
13. She claims not to double-date, but enjoy having flings with guys.
14. I live in Ikoyi. But I like treking through Obalende to get there.
15. She doesn't care about getting married, but like looking at wedding pictures, and staring at brides in their wedding gowns.
16. She doesn't like eating in bukateria, but like sending her younger sister to buy her food from mama put.
17. She claims to hate men, but falls cheaply for every tom, dick and harry.
18. He wants to marry me. But he's too shy to propose.
19. I'm the owner of the flat. The other two girls are only squatting with me.
20. I don't like eating too much, but let me have two hamburgers, one roasted chicken, one BBQ fish, a place of fried rice, salad and two bottles of Smirnoff ice.

@op..number 20 gat me rolling with lafta walahi

Lemme add mine:


21) am not begging you for 20k am only soliciting for 20k