Mexyz: Aunty karen,i wl advice u do sumtn meaningful wit ur life,its obvious dat u're jobless. He (Jonathan) dont even knw if u exist,so pls spend mre of ur time to develop nd uplift urself rather dan pulln ur president dwn wit ur childish behaviour,SHALOM.

who is karen?is it a name of a cooking pot?

For the first time am really seeing our president's name in that light "Goodluck Jonathan"

The woman put face like imbe.cile wey wan die

There's nothing wrong there joor.

GeneralJ:

na u dey laugh like dis?

xynerise: The woman put face like imbe.cile wey wan die

Slow spelling!!

The ridicule is in it making frontpage.

whoever placed it there,


















feck you upside down.

Calling ''Goodluck johnathan'' in merlin voice
Whe possesed with magic . Viola you see the childish tin.

How does this affect the price of pure water, gala, mosquito coil or alabukun?? Nigerians sha!!!!!!

This one na serious Photoshop.... if no be so Reno and Okupe go don dey blaze with fir by now!!!!

Cowardice pple, our dear precident deserve little respect from us. Pls let cover our dirty lineage so that pple from other country will respect him. WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. Till then

rich_john: For the first time am really seeing our president's name in that light "Goodluck Jonathan"

Me too. But it's not ridicule, it just the way they see the name over there. Like calling someone 'Big Sam' or 'Smiling Jim' or 'Happy Jacob' will make it look like a title of a children/comic book.

elampiro:

Me too. But it's not ridicule, it just the way they see the name over there. Like calling someone 'Big Sam' or 'Smiling Jim' or 'Happy Jacob' will make it look like a title of a children/comic book.

Well, some people on this forum clearly did not read any janded children's books...do not blame them.

The kiddie character they know about is Ijakpa, the Tortoise.

Who wants to be a Dada-nia?

[color=#006600][/color] sometimes hv bn wondering why Jonathan Is bn criticised to this extend, blyf it or not Jonathan is one of the outstanding leader so far.

Annie2gud: Who wants to be a Dada-nia?

Aaaaaaaah! i no want to b a Dada-nia like u. u want do ur business like dis?

To the average Nigerian,names like Goodluck, Godswill are not funny but to a normal English speaking person those names are very funny indeed and it is a shameful reflection of our reading culture that internet savvy Nigerians see nothing strange about those type of names. They would not have sounded strange in the local language but in English ,they are very strange and funny.

Akpan107: pls, somebody should tell me what is writen on the scrren, i cant see it clearly with my phone.

Question: Though it might sound like a children's book character, which of the following names belong to the current president of Nigeria?
A. Successful Peter
B. Niceguy Abraham
C. Handsome Alan
D. Goodluck Jonathan

Akpan107: pls, somebody should tell me what is writen on the scrren, i cant see it clearly with my phone.

Nairaland will get ur phone sabotaged,visit d new Nigeria portal 4news updates instead.

WTF! Our President?!





See wetin cluelessness can cause right!

citizenY: How does this affect the price of pure water, gala, mosquito coil or alabukun?? Nigerians sha!!!!!!

see dis ghetto-gutter boy sha

Babalegba: To the average Nigerian,names like Goodluck, Godswill are not funny but to a normal English speaking person those names are very funny indeed and it is a shameful reflection of our reading culture that internet savvy Nigerians see nothing strange about those type of names. They would not have sounded strange in the local language but in English ,they are very strange and funny.

Take your complex and stick it up your backside. "a normal English speaking person" indeed.

Breaknews!

Breaknews!

Where is the ridicule?

Artlove: Breaknews!

Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you pleasecash this cheque for me?'

Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of thebanks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

BANGA SOUP: Plz i nid a 13yrs old girl for a serious relationship

u don carry ur keke com hr ba? whr mencade, wish u luck in ur examz.....

as fr d 13yr old gurl frget it u can get it, excpt if u r yerima frm zamfara...

uhmmm sowie Ebele, mek i cntinue smokn my garri abeg

BANGA SOUP: Abeg make una wash me lock jor,i got exom tomoroew,keke oya lets go to camp 2

i wishing you lock,writting well tomoroew,because of engrish.lmao...

chagga: Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you pleasecash this cheque for me?'

Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of thebanks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

dry joke...*sneezing*

I doubt if it's WWTBM Nigeria. Looks like whites in the background. I may be wrong though.

chagga:
Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

LOL. Crazy dude.

Which bank?

chagga: Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you pleasecash this cheque for me?'

Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of thebanks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

outright crap step up ur game nxt tym!