chagga: Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you pleasecash this cheque for me?'

Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of thebanks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

u want finish Goodluck? abeg o

chagga: Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you pleasecash this cheque for me?'

Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of thebanks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

Sunday chuckle. Lol

In all respect, this appears ordinary and do not portray any intent to ridicule, just a normal thing........the way it appears to me

chagga: Good luck Jonathan walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, 'Good morning Ma'am. Would you pleasecash this cheque for me?'

Cashier: 'It would be my pleasure, Sir. But could you please show me your ID?'

Jonathan: 'Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. [Don't you know me?] I am Jonathan, the President...'

Cashier: 'Yes sir, I know who you are. But with all the regulations and monitoring of thebanks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the CBN, I must insist on seeing some ID.'

Jonathan: 'Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.'

Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

dis joke dry pass desert...Started well sha

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Are you a billionaire SINator and former governor of Zamfara state who started Sharia law in his state by any chance
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I don't see it as ridiculed , it only shows how popular he has become globally. Nigeria is getting there.

I'm sorry but......that lady looks kinda retarded!

Mexyz: Aunty karen,i wl advice u do sumtn meaningful wit ur life,its obvious dat u're jobless. He (Jonathan) dont even knw if u exist,so pls spend mre of ur time to develop nd uplift urself rather dan pulln ur president dwn wit ur childish behaviour,SHALOM.

What is this one saying? Does Jonathan know you exist too? Go & spend more time developing yourself too & learn to stop being too emotion & biased. How much have you achieved,you who is asking someone to go develop herself? Chill.

Ant of Africa president is a clown by nature so i don't see anything wrong here

Question : How many colours are there in the national flag of nigeria.

Goodluck : We have three colours, Green, White and Green.

Africa's CHARLIE CHAPLAIN........... Goodluck Jona

Did dis make FP,on nairaland or am i on cediland ? mode na wah o

BANGA SOUP: And hw does diz affect me frm not going back to my bod,just woko up

now I know that it's your habit to write bed as bod

Akpan107: pls, somebody should tell me what is writen on the scrren, i cant see it clearly with my phone.

Then is time to buy a new phone and not Chinese make bros.

Pyroclast:
"Though it might sound like a character from a children's book"
Ridiculed!!!

I still couldn't see the 'ridicule' in "Though it might sound like a character from a children's book"..

Question : How many colours are there in the national flag of nigeria.

Goodluck : We have six colours, Green, White,Green then turnover there still Green, white and green.

Africa's CHARLIE CHAPLAIN........... Goodluck Jona [/quote]

Pls go check d meaning of ridiculd in the dictionary then u will no that d president was nt. I can c dt d poster and moderator want to build a storm out of a tea cup.

Why did the @op say GEJ was ridiculed? Names like these are common among Nigerians. Names like "Mercy, Happiness, Sunday etc" are common in Nigeria. So many jobless people on nairaland.

BANGA SOUP: Plz i nid a 13yrs old girl for a serious relationship

Gaol beckons.

Not only does he sound and talk like a children's book character, he is in real life nothing but a clueless book boy character being manipulated by several political jobbers and thieves!

GeneralJ:

WTF

Reterdeen don suffer....dude is really a cartoons character in real life...


There should be a show on NL called who wants to be a dullard and have all the odechukwu Dullards on NL compete...

Not funny at all

God punish ur entire household,how was he being ridiculed?idiot

^^^^^ Can't read and comprehend ...

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lmao, laughing here

calling him dumb but yet he has more power than ur entire village can dream about

daywatcher: calling him dumb but yet he has more power than ur entire village can dream about

Odechukwu dullard and power doesn't go hand in hand....

Lets not forget that he is the President of Nigeria... GEJ is taking so much insult and keeping quiet.

He's a dullard and should never be revered to as the president of even a chicken poultry...

gboss4sure: Lets not forget that he is the President of Nigeria... GEJ is taking so much insult and keeping quiet.

eko ilee: He's a dullard and should never be revered to as the president of even a chicken poultry...

What have you achieved with your seemingly intelligent brain?

val_dee:

What have you achieved with your seemingly intelligent brain?

Dullard, we are talking abound the president of Nigeria which I'm not. WAEC reject....