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Japanese Doctor Says: by 1ndidi2(f): 8:06pm On Apr 24, 2013
Just wanna share this writup:
THIS IS THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE

I Love this Japanese Doctor!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up!

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND......
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Re: Japanese Doctor Says: by dominique(f): 8:43pm On Apr 24, 2013
Rofl @ the last statement grin
Re: Japanese Doctor Says: by Caracta(f): 8:48pm On Apr 24, 2013
The last part is sooo funny. Lol. Thanks for sharing...but i didn't understand the Q and A part. Too many errors.
Re: Japanese Doctor Says: by 1ndidi2(f): 9:17pm On Apr 24, 2013
Caracta: The last part is sooo funny. Lol. Thanks for sharing...but i didn't understand the Q and A part. Too many errors.

The thing is the japanese doctor can't speak good english! So it was written the way a local japanese man would speak! Just like our own pidgin!!
Re: Japanese Doctor Says: by 1ndidi2(f): 9:22pm On Apr 24, 2013
The last Q and A,the question is:is swimming good for my shape? And the doc. Answered: if swimming good then xplain "whale"(u know how big the whale is with no shape really)and of course it swims right? cheesy

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