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I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by bingbagbo(m): 1:39pm On Apr 29, 2013
Akpors had a call from his Pastor, so he answered

Akpors: hello

Pastor:hello, Akpors, how far?

Akpors: by his grace oo

Pastor: well, i had a report from the associate pastor mr Bamishigbuin that, last sunday, he caught you stealing money from the offering bowl, is that true?

Akpors: Pastor, excuse me oo....was it not the same mr Bamishigbuin who said two weeks ago that his wife infected him with ghonorea?

Pastor: Yes, it was him.

Akpors:Now Pastor, do you know that, it is scientifically proven that, there is a relationship between ghonorea and MADNESS?

Pastor: Yes i know that

Akpors: bye-bye..*Akpors hangs up the phone* grin grin grin
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by sKeetz(m): 7:54pm On Apr 29, 2013
Where the yoke? Bring torch make I find am tongue
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by JojoArmani(m): 9:20pm On Apr 29, 2013
waiting patiently for de Joke.
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by preetygina: 4:48pm On Apr 30, 2013
D joke is dere nah
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by Preciousgirl(f): 4:57pm On Apr 30, 2013
funny grin

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Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by bingbagbo(m): 5:27pm On Apr 30, 2013
Preciousgirl: funny grin



real human being kiss kiss
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by donted(m): 8:21am On May 01, 2013
This joke mk sence die. I wan vomit sef
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by Flygerian1(m): 9:59am On May 01, 2013
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by bunmioguns(m): 10:02am On May 01, 2013
Bin Bin. . . . Hw far
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by bingbagbo(m): 4:35pm On May 01, 2013
bunmioguns: Bin Bin. . . . Hw far



cool tings my man, how is your house-wife? embarassed
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by PrettySpicey(f): 5:11pm On May 01, 2013
grin real funny
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by bingbagbo(m): 7:19pm On May 02, 2013
PrettySpicey: grin real funny


thank you embarassed
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by JojoArmani(m): 7:26pm On May 02, 2013
bin gbagbo:

thank you embarassed
Bin Bin my man unlike u thankin any1 dat laugh for ur joke. Na dem suppose thank u for making dem laugh. E easy?? cheesy cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
Re: I Can Assure You This Is Funny. by bingbagbo(m): 7:31pm On May 02, 2013
Jojo Armani: Bin Bin my man unlike u thankin any1 dat laugh for ur joke. Na dem suppose thank u for making dem laugh. E easy?? cheesy cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy


yeah, i just wan mek dem see how humble i dey cheesy...after all the stardom i still be humble grin

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