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A Girl's First Time by Quesera: 1:25pm On Apr 18, 2008
[b]It's your first time.

As you lie back, your muscles tighten.

You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you.

You lay panting, glad to have it over.

He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your DENTIST.

After all, it was your first time to have a TOOTH PULLED OUT.


WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? tongue[/b]
Re: A Girl's First Time by welli(f): 1:38pm On Apr 18, 2008
see ur description of feelings as if u r d girl.u b real professional for dat area
Re: A Girl's First Time by PLC1: 1:44pm On Apr 18, 2008
No just spoil me here o!
Re: A Girl's First Time by frank316(m): 6:00pm On Apr 18, 2008
STOP IT!!!!! STOP!!!!!
This is not the dentist
Its professional hard core virgin breaker. Dont you ever come near my sister!!! BEWARNED
Re: A Girl's First Time by ThugLife1(m): 10:54pm On Apr 18, 2008
stale
Re: A Girl's First Time by aristole(m): 1:44pm On Apr 19, 2008
very stale!!!!!!
Re: A Girl's First Time by alsheex(m): 3:40pm On Apr 19, 2008
first timer in the hand of professional, :-x :-x
Re: A Girl's First Time by frank474(m): 9:44am On Apr 21, 2008
sadwho be that guy popsy?
Re: A Girl's First Time by tufe(m): 10:33am On Apr 21, 2008
stale

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