I can't hide this for myself let share the fun

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an
Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a
Chemist,,,,,,and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off,
the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square
pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew
a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his
cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out to the
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal
piles of 3 cookies, Everyone agreed that was good. But the
Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked
to
the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the
cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the
glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. Then the three men turned
to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The
Government Employee called his cat and
said,,,,, "CoffeeBreak,,,,do your stuff." CoffeeBreak jumped to his
feet,,,,,,,,,,, , ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , drank
the
milk,,,,,,,, shit on the paper , screwed the other three
cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , claimed he injured his
back
while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , filed a grievance report
for unsafe working conditions,,, , put in for Workers
Compensation, and , went home for the rest of the
day on sick leave,

the cat too is a nigerian civil servant

lol lol lol lol lol lol

Haha ! I cant stop laughing. what a very funny one here.
Nice one
Cheers

That was serious.
the cat is really like his master, maybe even better.