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| Dear Sweetheart, I Can't Send My Salary This Month by engr17(m): 5:06pm On Jun 28, 2006 |
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife, Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your husband, Manmatha His wife replied, Sweetheart Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses, 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for next month? |
| Re: Dear Sweetheart, I Can't Send My Salary This Month by dondee2(m): 9:41am On Apr 01, 2008 |
it's cool and okkkkk |
| Re: Dear Sweetheart, I Can't Send My Salary This Month by phemyphemo(m): 10:21am On Apr 01, 2008 |
it is very good.[/color]PLEASE KEEP IT UP, SEND 200 KISSES AND RELATED ITEMS NEXT MONTH SO THAT SHE WON'T HAVE ANY PROB.[color=#990000]OLODO[color=#770077][/color] |
| Re: Dear Sweetheart, I Can't Send My Salary This Month by SamMilla1(m): 11:28am On Apr 01, 2008 |
^seeing the same thing over and over^ *puts back my black eyeglasses, turns back and walks away* |
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