A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."

She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My God Mary , have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

A British Virgin Islander (BVI) fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
"You know something, honey, we have a wonderful new system at the fire station,

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we are ready to go.

From now on, when I says, 'Bell one,' I want you to strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two,' you jump on the bed.
When I says 'Bell three,' we are going to make love all through the night."

The next night, he came home and shouted, 'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Three' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four!"

What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?" asked the astonished BVI man.
She replied: , "Roll out more hose, mister, you ain't nowhere near de fire!"

crazy!! nice joke way to go ma'am.

;d ;d

In the BVI they invented a machine that catches thieves;

they took it out to different places for a test.

BVI - in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

UK - in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;

Canada - in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;

Ghana - in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;

Nigeria - in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.

Hmnn. . . trust nigerians

lol
dem no dey slack

lloll. . . nice joikes

Malaysia - In less than a day, the machine got breakdown due to slacking

:p

**pulls clem's boxers down n' run like crazy out of his reach**

@sima
what am i looking at

i didnt cc anything oO. . when i pulled down d boxers his kini was absent

:p

@sima
*cover's abunna*

abeg open abunna make i feed my eyes