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Time Up by olembe(m): 1:04pm On May 17, 2006
An old Italian Mafia Don was dying and he called his grandson
to his bed. "Grandson I wannna you lisin to me. I want for you to
take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But Grandpa, I really don't like guns - how about you leaving me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"You lisina to me! Someday you goina be runna the business,
you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybe
a couple of bambino.
Someday you goina coma home and maybe finda your wife in bed with
another man.
What do you do then? Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?"
Re: Time Up by Ddii(f): 1:07pm On May 17, 2006
indeed
Re: Time Up by micklplus(m): 1:42pm On May 17, 2006
Shuo shocked what an inheritance !

cheesy
Re: Time Up by diddy4(m): 2:28pm On May 17, 2006
thats right
Re: Time Up by dm(m): 2:40pm On May 20, 2006
olembe:

What do you do then? Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?"

Yes o.
Bros, ur time is up,I'M HOME.
Re: Time Up by eveseh(f): 3:37pm On May 21, 2006
lol

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