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Mummy's Garage by david10ng(m): 5:00pm On Oct 20, 2006 |
A man was having his bath when suddenly his 5 years old son walked into the bathroom and saw his fathers d**k, astonished at it's size the following dialogue ensued: son: dad, what is that between your legs? dad: that is my lorry. son: but it is bigger than my own! dad: yes and that's because yours is a car. son: but mum does not have a lorry nor a car? dad: what she has is called the garage. The following day after school. son: mum, our teacher said cars and lorries are parked in garages? mum: yes thats true son: can i park my car in your garage? |
Re: Mummy's Garage by Alexos(m): 6:40pm On Oct 20, 2006 |
what His car is too small, the gate would not be opened for such small figure, maybe he needs a small garage for his car. LOL |
Re: Mummy's Garage by angelz(f): 2:29am On Oct 21, 2006 |
Sure son! U r welcome. D garage is 4 d family. |
Re: Mummy's Garage by Kajiang02(m): 5:02pm On Oct 21, 2006 |
Mummy's Garage is meant 4 Lorries n nt Cars. Go get urself a garage 4 rent, spoilt brat |
Re: Mummy's Garage by sirmeul(m): 6:25pm On Oct 21, 2006 |
mummy please let your son park his car in the garage cos it's rainy outside |
Re: Mummy's Garage by daviespan(m): 1:11pm On Oct 28, 2006 |
guys, i need a parking space too |
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