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Mummy's Garage by david10ng(m): 5:00pm On Oct 20, 2006
A man was having his bath when suddenly his 5 years old son walked into the bathroom and saw his fathers d**k, astonished at it's size the following dialogue ensued:

son: dad, what is that between your legs?

dad: that is my lorry.

son: but it is bigger than my own!

dad: yes and that's because yours is a car.

son: but mum does not have a lorry nor a car?

dad: what she has is called the garage.

The following day after school.

son: mum, our teacher said cars and lorries are parked in garages?

mum: yes thats true

son: can i park my car in your garage? shocked shocked
Re: Mummy's Garage by Alexos(m): 6:40pm On Oct 20, 2006
what

His car is too small, the gate would not be opened for such small figure, maybe he needs a small garage for his car.

LOL grin
Re: Mummy's Garage by angelz(f): 2:29am On Oct 21, 2006
Sure son! U r welcome. D garage is 4 d family.
Re: Mummy's Garage by Kajiang02(m): 5:02pm On Oct 21, 2006
Mummy's Garage is meant 4 Lorries n nt Cars.
Go get urself a garage 4 rent, spoilt brat
Re: Mummy's Garage by sirmeul(m): 6:25pm On Oct 21, 2006
mummy please let your son park his car in the garage cos it's rainy outside
Re: Mummy's Garage by daviespan(m): 1:11pm On Oct 28, 2006
guys, i need a parking space too grin

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