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| Plane Crash by GeeCee(m): 6:37pm On Feb 19, 2007 |
A plane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board but there were only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says: "I am Ronaldinho, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I can not die on my fans." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: “I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.“ She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. The third passenger, Matthew Olusegun Obasanjo, says: “I am the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I have huge responsibilities in Africa. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying. He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you." To this, the little boy says: “Don‘t fret old man…, There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of Nigeria took my schoolbag, " The moral of this story…. Each country gets the president it deserves. |
| Re: Plane Crash by fatliar(m): 7:01pm On Feb 19, 2007 |
LMAO   u r good i love dat |
| Re: Plane Crash by akara(m): 11:48am On Apr 08, 2008 |
and he probably would do that o, |
| Re: Plane Crash by GeeCee(m): 7:57pm On Sep 07, 2009 |
;d |
| Re: Plane Crash by Nobody: 4:17am On Sep 08, 2009 |
lwkmd!!!  |
| Re: Plane Crash by sexyLeamon(f): 1:56pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
GeeCee:Damn! |
| Re: Plane Crash by Ben13: 2:04pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Lol. . .dat president is a disgrace |
| Re: Plane Crash by CuteAngel(f): 2:45pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Olodo itibolibo coconut head president |
| Re: Plane Crash by Ben13: 2:46pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
lmao wicked tin |
| Re: Plane Crash by sexyLeamon(f): 2:48pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
from Ben 20000 to Ben 10 I like the transformation shah |
| Re: Plane Crash by Ben13: 2:50pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
 thnx . . u knw I can't be like dat yeye "smart" president. |
| Re: Plane Crash by romsky: 2:57pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
deceive yaself no be u he dey preside ova |
| Re: Plane Crash by r231(m): 6:52pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: Plane Crash by clemcykul(f): 3:00pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
lolito |
| Re: Plane Crash by CrazyMan(m): 12:20am On Sep 11, 2009 |
Nice joke, keep it up |
| Re: Plane Crash by mamagee6(f): 12:32am On Sep 11, 2009 |
lmao. ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Plane Crash by CrazyMan(m): 1:09am On Sep 12, 2009 |
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| Re: Plane Crash by CrazyMan(m): 1:10am On Sep 12, 2009 |
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| Re: Plane Crash by bydot1(m): 1:39am On Sep 12, 2009 |
Stop it, bad habbit! |
| Re: Plane Crash by bydot1(m): 1:40am On Sep 12, 2009 |
@Topic, nice joke there! |
| Re: Plane Crash by CrazyMan(m): 4:55am On Sep 14, 2009 |
Yea. |
| Re: Plane Crash by bydot1(m): 5:06am On Sep 14, 2009 |
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