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Diss Your Bank by makavele: 5:54pm On May 01, 2008 |
CHAM SAID: YOUR MONEY'S RIGHT BUT YOUR CREDIT AINT OUR BANKS HAVE GOT IT, THO SERVICES ARE FAINT ITS NO USE, WASTING OUR MOTHERFCUKING TIME GETTING SHARES, THE STOCKS ARE SLIM INVESTMENTS ARE GOING CRAZIE AND BANKERS ARE GOING HAZY CUSTOMERS ARE GETTING LAZY AND YOU ALL ARE JUST . . .******** |
Re: Diss Your Bank by Knife: 2:59pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
I Hate Barclays - It's Like They Got Hands In Clay Never Release More Than 300 Quid @ The Machine, Not Even Today To Get Loans Is Like So Hard - You Can't Reach It Wanna Get Employed? They mad - You Gotta Be Rich & Your Mum Should Be Named Bridget These Laws Are Too Rigid, Even The Flex They Give Is bleeped-up I'm Wishing I Could Make An Agency, This Bank Should Be Locked-up |
Re: Diss Your Bank by makavele: 5:06pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
I want to diss the fucking bank of america got adverts as seductive as bread laced with geisha Your bleeping money goes round and round, like it was karma register for stocks and bonds and they'll end up parting with whats your mamma's i hear they've got a wack branch in Georgia and u can't keep up, because their COT will drain your account faster make u regret and prolly come up with asthma u gotta be careful, because bucks in BOA are like dough for Osama, and Obama |
Re: Diss Your Bank by Crude(m): 1:40pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
Y'all white ass America banks shuld go get ur asses bleeped I think Makavele is right, i love d 4th line he dropped Left to me i'll say E.F.C.C shuld call Yahoo runz lawful For we've been mentally duped too, shit is awful |
Re: Diss Your Bank by Shaz(f): 7:29pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Diss ma bank? Lol. . I dunno which one to start with The HSBC, the Halifax, Natwest or Barclays - I'm askin? I ain't really got no negative thingz to say I aint got nothin but luv 4 ya, especially the guy I saw behind ya counter today |
Re: Diss Your Bank by coolboyapg: 6:00am On Jun 12, 2008 |
1 2 3 yeah lets go what is the fuxxing name of my bank,yeah i remark is called gtb last week was flexing just like shank,saw that shortie looking lyk queen b she started using her body playin pranks,got a bit shaky like i got tb asked for some money to spend wth her gang,am not mtn,aint gat freebees |
Re: Diss Your Bank by makavele: 7:24pm On Jun 12, 2008 |
Talking about disses, got nothing to say bout' ma' bank but thanks They cant Bleep with makevele, or else i'll shoot em up pointblank i'll prolly give 'em a chance, and hope they dont play pranks cos' i'd be ready to give their bleeping Manager a very good spank |
Re: Diss Your Bank by Crude(m): 1:51pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
Hmm. . . . yeah! my Bank i think they flow smooth like Spring I'm a king tryna make 'em female cashier one of my Queens Damn the manager he knows i always want my money He dont wanna f-uck arround, the deadliest weapon, I got it |
Re: Diss Your Bank by dblock(m): 10:54am On Jun 29, 2008 |
I aint got a bank but fk u westpac im soon to be with u// like a target in my scope and yeah im bout to shoot u// lame ass bank, operate like its got heart defects// don't be lookin at me i aint no coronary prefect// says gangsta on ma tee shirt// cut the life line on ur asses, cos i see right thru yall. got nuffin on but fishnets// So im bout to fish out the bullshit// preach out the real shit//, up in the pulpit// merging like viruses, cutting jobs don't trickle down to ma pocket// that's why it always got nuffin but 2 digits on a nikkurs dockets// I give off the energy that yall operate with, but im cut, pull the plug out ma socket// yall aint shit, im a tender doc choc, so yall must know i need a bit of chicken nugget// |
Re: Diss Your Bank by Crude(m): 7:37pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
Bleep! Bleep!! Bleep!!!. . . . . . . . . Look wat i just did. Damn! I mean my gun to say Spring-Bank, but he said Click-BANG! Got the accountant bleeding like a murth'fuckin stuck Lamb Next time i should'nt be allowed in wit a gun in my Hand |
Re: Diss Your Bank by chrisical(m): 6:55pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
These wack nigerian banks have policies that are terribly odd una rake all my money ,una no de fear God. |
Re: Diss Your Bank by chrisical(m): 7:03pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
These wack nigerian banks have policies that are terribly odd una rake all my money ,una no de fear God. |
Re: Diss Your Bank by Wordsmith(m): 1:11am On Aug 03, 2008 |
My fist is like a dye tank/ punch 'til we get a black n blue Skye bank/ make the lady at the counter cry tears/ picture that, me *Saying Yes to her nightmares/ and when i mic-cheque [check], my Train of Thought's like Hi-tek/ expectin' that cash, that rubber band's screaming "Skye's blest!"/ yeah well, i don't give a shit, so shit! Don't gimme that/ middle finger to the security, while we spending cash/ lol, funny thread. Jus taught i should write some. . . |
Re: Diss Your Bank by dono3a5(m): 2:15pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
abeg i neva get any bank, i still dey save my money inside one small tank, wen i small i get one wooden safe, then,nobody dey touch my money,dem dey behave, |
Re: Diss Your Bank by JUNIT1(m): 6:42am On Sep 05, 2008 |
what was dat don, this is not jokes forum, u must be in the wrong thread |
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