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Cool Neighbour: by stannesi(m): 11:17pm On May 04, 2008
A woman was taking her bath, when d bell rang, her husband told her to get d door, she tied her towel, ran downstairs and opened d door it was her neighbour Paul, he saw her on towels looking hot, and sexy uno, he was holdin about $900 and he said she should take her towel off and he would give her d $900 and thought of it 4 a while, then she looked to her back to see if her husband was dere, peeped outside and dere waz nobody, den she quickly dropped her towel, neighbour paul saw all d goodies (damn, ! i missed oo!) den he handed over d money to her, she was excited (lots of ladies would do that except d ones in ma fam, lol). went back to d room. and her husband asked her who that was . she repliec "it was our neighbour paul", he said "Oh, Paul, i hope he came to give me back d $900 he borrowed from me, " she had no choice she said yes, lol,

Wats did u learn or gain, lol? or ur favourite character (Paul) lol
Re: Cool Neighbour: by segunpc(m): 7:41am On May 05, 2008
copy and paste
Re: Cool Neighbour: by stannesi(m): 9:12pm On May 05, 2008
wats dat wats u saying?
Re: Cool Neighbour: by segunpc(m): 9:35am On May 06, 2008
it means it has been posted over and over again.

no vex say i talk so but if u wan vex u fit vex small
Re: Cool Neighbour: by ayusman16(m): 9:51am On May 06, 2008
Segun, u harsh oo. Dat was rude and not a way to welcome a newbie. U cld av simply said C&P or Olodo or mofo, dolo, akuya, malu or other sweet words. grin
Re: Cool Neighbour: by tipsydude(m): 1:08pm On May 06, 2008
@ ayusman

guy ur method polite well well. i gbadu am so segun take note
Re: Cool Neighbour: by Nobody: 3:16pm On May 06, 2008
Re: Cool Neighbour: by stannesi(m): 9:10pm On May 06, 2008
na wa ooo, na me una dey take like dis,
any how sha
"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it." ok i give up,
i'm new dont knw u r tire to hear it, anyhw sha,
Re: Cool Neighbour: by oluyemimi(f): 3:20pm On May 07, 2008
no mind them jo stannesi abi wetin b your name!!!!bt anyway na d 10th time i go hear d joke! undecided undecided
Re: Cool Neighbour: by kayowalemi(m): 3:59pm On May 07, 2008
@poster
Don't mind them, I want more C AND P. Dem no know say na their wahala to make them laugh na im u dey search all the websites

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