1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U come church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell.

2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house 20k come give ur babe wey clean,sweep n wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat for Devil's estate in Hell.

3. U wear mini-skirt, sit down for front seat just to confuse Man of God every sunday... U be shareholder for hell.

4. U always go to church just to look for gals... bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil.

5 U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but you cant move wen praise is goin on in church abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G

Abeg, happy sunday nairalanders...Enjoy your week ahead

@sanboy.....really?........ u shud b technical in thinking.

Moderator Joke section pls

Hilarious but seriously, they are all true. I'm not a victim of Number 1,2,4 and 5

ashmanpolo: 1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U come church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell.

2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house 20k come give ur babe wey clean,sweep n wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat for Devil's estate in Hell.

3. U wear mini-skirt, sit down for front seat just to confuse Man of God every sunday... U be shareholder for hell.

4. U always go to church just to look for gals... bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil.

5 U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but you cant move wen praise is goin on in church abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G

Abeg, happy sunday nairalanders...Enjoy your week ahead

nice but which one u day do talk and shame the devil

you go to church every sunday yet your mind remains that of an unbeliever, not cool.

tpia@:
you go to church every sunday yet your mind remains that of an unbeliever, not cool.

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

baba dey: Hilarious but seriously, they are all true. I'm not a victim of Number 1,2,4 and 5

Username: baba dey

Gender: Male

So u are a victim of 3 abi? What does 3 say :

ashmanpolo: 3. U wear mini-skirt, sit down for front seat just to confuse Man of God every sunday...U be shareholder for hell

Chei!!!

Lol @ hidden post

REALITY101: Lol @ hidden post

I know you are guilty of all the op listed.

slimyem: I know you are guilty of all the op listed.

Especially #3

Olivia241: @sanboy.....really?........ u shud b technical in thinking.

Babe, Clarity matters... N a 5kobo me see o! I just wondered when the rates dropped drastically

[quote author=ashmanpolo]1. U go to club and pay 5k for gate fee, U come church dey drop N20 for offering as if GOD na Nigerian police... U get duplex for hell.
didnt they teach you in bible studies that its the GESTURE that count, not the amount given?!

2. U give ashawo wey spent one nyt for ur house 20k come give ur babe wey clean,sweep n wash ur clothes for a week 5k.. U get 4 bedroom flat for Devil's estate in Hell.
everyone knows that ashis get set prices while your gf/housemaid will just take whatever you give her (since she doesnt do all the above mentioned for money , BUT FOR LOVE)

3. U wear mini-skirt, sit down for front seat just to confuse Man of God every sunday... U be shareholder for hell.
if that man of God notices that mini skirt, let alone get confused by it, then he is a MAJORITY stakeholder in hell.

4. U always go to church just to look for gals... bros, U are in a joint partnership wt d devil.
where else do you want single and ready to marry God fearing brothas to look for holier than thou Christian babes?!you are the one in a partnership with the devil if you expect these guys to go searching for girls anywhere else

5 U fit dance all night to kukere song for club but you cant move wen praise is goin on in church abi... Ur rank for hell pass I.G
lets be honest here, that Kukere song is banging and groovy, while praise in church is boring. btw, since when does your dancing in church has anything to do with your faith?![color=#990000][/color]

Lmao

Oko_AGB:

Username: baba dey

Gender: Male

So u are a victim of 3 abi? What does 3 say :

you have serious problem dude. Continue you hear,continue.