are you minding them
many of them talking nonsense here will give little children epilepsy just by their facial features alone

debosky:

I've never had a pot belly since I was a wee baby

This brother's stomach is hard and lean, not an ounce of fat in sight

^{How far with the pic you promised?}

I think this belly matter is over-hyped - how many of you while doing the 'deed' are thinking 'oh this girl's tummy is big'??

Since I know my tummy is just the way I want it, why are you bothering with it?

You eh? the pix I promise ke? I told you to put up your pix na

sheniqua:

hmm

_{cadet you and men}

They just love me.

busygirl:

. . . .naija girls i've seen here are very pretty and have got nice shapes, I don't know whoever came up with the idea of pot belly . . .

Na 9jaboi o. see im head._{chei this big belle post dey pain the ladies no be small} . Agreed, some Nigerian girls might  have protruding bellies but I hate to compare them with the whites. Jokes apart you hardly can get one out of ten white girls with nice trim shape. check out their flabby bellies, puffed waistline and almost parallel butt.

minto:

Na 9jaboi o. see im head._{chei this big belle post dey pain the ladies no be small} . Agreed, some Nigerian girls might have protruding bellies but I hate to compare them with the whites. Jokes apart you hardly can get one out of ten white girls with nice trim shape. check out their flabby bellies, puffed waistline and almost parallel butt.

lmao!!!

minto:

Na 9jaboi o. see im head._{chei this big belle post dey pain the ladies no be small} . Agreed, some Nigerian girls might have protruding bellies but I hate to compare them with the whites. Jokes apart you hardly can get one out of ten white girls with nice trim shape. check out their flabby bellies, puffed waistline and almost parallel butt.

yes oh! But some of them have started growing them oh. . .it is getting alarming these days, before if you see booty you can bet its a black chick, but these days I'm getting confused

why are ladies so hurt by the big belly thing anyways? Don't the men still chase after you like randy lap dogs? I still ask - how many men will be saying 'your stomach is protuding' when they are gasping like half dead chickens on top of a gal?

minto:

Na 9jaboi o. see im head._{chei this big belle post dey pain the ladies no be small} . Agreed, some Nigerian girls might have protruding bellies but I hate to compare them with the whites. Jokes apart you hardly can get one out of ten white girls with nice trim shape. check out their flabby bellies, puffed waistline and almost parallel butt.

i thought i was the only one who noticed?

debosky:


why are ladies so hurt by the big belly thing anyways? Don't the men still chase after you like randy lap dogs? I still ask - how many men will be saying 'your stomach is protuding' when they are gasping like half dead chickens on top of a girl?

which means all this big belle talk is just a compliment, so ladies, don't worry, be happy. Big belly or not, you're irresistible.

minto:

which means all this big belle talk is just a compliment, so ladies, don't worry, be happy. Big belly or not, you're irresistible.

I know I am, no need to hear it from you Nigerian men.

minto:

which means all this big belle talk is just a compliment, so ladies, don't worry, be happy. Big belly or not, you're irresistible.

there is nothing complimentary about the big belle abeg instead make we dey deceive dem say issaall good make we try encourage dem carrot and stick styley make dem do somthing abourritt.

and for those wey no dey think wen den dey bounce on top big belle na una know d kine argro wey hol una. na una type d thing go don hol sotay d state (boom, flag, etc ) of the kokobilo no go even mean anything as long as nama get wetin dey hungry am. even without dem extras say na belle alone no be small contruction company equipment go fit do the drill for such artificial deep works enhanced by d belle

kingdong:

there is nothing complimentary about the big belle abeg instead make we dey deceive them say issaall good make we try encourage them carrot and stick styley make them do somthing abourritt.

and for those wey no dey think when den dey bounce on top big belle na una know d kine argro wey hol una. na una type d thing go don hol sotay d state (boom, flag, etc ) of the kokobilo no go even mean anything as long as nama get wetin dey hungry am. even without them extras say na belle alone no be small contruction company equipment go fit do the drill for such artificial deep works enhanced by d belle

Horrible English. Dnt tell me that's pidgin, that's just not understandable

Cadet:

Horrible English. Dnt tell me that's pidgin, that's just not understandable

haba you still dey here. na wa for wetin yu carry for shoulder o ! madam english teacher! abeg where yur classes dey hold? me sef i wanna know how to spoke gooder english so i wanting give asses stance to naija sistas wit big belle both home and away. taansa ma!

kingdong:

haba you still dey here. na wa for wetin yu carry for shoulder o ! madam english teacher! abeg where yur classes dey hold? me sef i want to know how to spoke gooder english so i wanting give asses stance to naija sistas wit big belle both home and away. taansa ma!

Plz spare me and make yourself understandable na It's not too much to ask

how yu go understand wen e be say na damn ordinary cadet yu be. see dis person, yu wan understand wetin yur seniors dey take code for naija, dey take relate. abeg troway !

wen dem promote yu reach na me still go help yu decipher the whole lingua but on condition say yu sey go teach me kwins english. deal or no deal?

kingdong:

how yu go understand when e be say na damn ordinary cadet yu be. see this person, yu wan understand wetin yur seniors dey take code for naija, dey take relate. abeg troway !

when them promote yu reach na me still go help yu decipher the whole lingua but on condition say yu sey go teach me kwins english. deal or no deal?

I understand Pidgin, babe,. I just don't understand the way you've revised English to Pidgin to the above quote

Cadet:

I understand Pidgin, babe,. I just don't understand the way you've revised English to Pidgin to the above quote

woss all dis? na big belle matter we spose dey try iron flat and out. wen english or pigin time reach then madam english abi na pigin teacher yu can den takes control. abi wetin sef?

and don't yu ever babe me again, ever !

kingdong:


woss all this? na big belle matter we spose dey try iron flat and out. when english or pigin time reach then madam english abi na pigin teacher yu can den takes control. abi wetin sef?

Try harder!

kingdong:

and don't yu ever babe me again, ever !

LOL, dnt flatter yourself lmao!!

wetin be time for yur side dia?

kingdong:

wetin be time for yur side dia?

Wetin you wan know for?

na fight? no be simple question i ask yu so? why una women dey always wan complicate issues? wetin be time?

kingdong:

na fight? no be simple question i ask yu so? why una women dey always wan complicate issues? wetin be time?

wetin you wan know for? I just dey ask simple question too. Answer without making it a complicated issue

i juss dey laff won kine yeye laff for here. yu na stubborn cadet. yu go AFGMS?

wetin be time? oya ma i refrase am, abeg wetin be time for ya side?

kingdong:

i juss dey laff won kine yeye laff for here. yu na stubborn cadet. yu go AFGMS?

wetin be time? oya ma i refrase am, abeg wetin be time for ya side?

I can't understand you na. seriously!

go see doctor

kingdong:

go see doctor

Go see English teacher

i thought dat was all settled. yu na my english teesha na. wetin be time?

kingdong:

i thought that was all settled. yu na my english teesha na. wetin be time?

I can't bother to teach you from base 1, maybe after your SSS1, I can try to help you a lil

wetin be time?

kingdong:

wetin be time?

It was "fun" while it last, you're boring me. Goodnight!

Cadet:

"fun"

??

Cadet:

you're boring me.

spot on !

Cadet:

Goodnight!

now thats D time !

I thought ladies were concerned about protruding tommies- xpect they' appreciate this post as a check, not attack it

Hey Mr 9ice i dont know how many girls u've seen(Nigerian girls specifically) but saying most have big bellies is crap.You just have a great imagination but seriously i doubt what you are saying.
And also Pot Belly is not caused by Beer people(add little or no fat to ur tummy),it is basically eating and not exercising ur abs(carbohydrates more specifically), just google it