Arrant nonsense!

adaobi123:

Its very true, coogar is a living example

YOU AINT NEVER LIED GURL. A WALKING SPECIMEN

i have told you guys to rent a 3 Bedroom apartment, so you can creep to the next available room without disturbing mama.i will never tell mama to go back, never

emmanuel4758: let me cough b4 i comment in dis joepidekally issue coh coh coh so d mother mean say when him husband dey di ck her she no shout how come dis shoutin become sin but waitooh wy women too dey shout self cuz na so my girl frnd dey shout anyhow small romance she go shout like person wey win lottery in heaven but but if na me ehh i go buy home theatre cuz d size of my di ck no girl wey i nyash wey no go shout

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slimyem: The couple shoud start shutting their door and let grandma handle the kids now that she's around or what else is she in the house for?
Someone also suggested soft music in the background to drown the oohs and aahs.

well said, exactly what i had in mind.

Men folk u.dats ur funeral.

coogar:

it's not about addiction - it's about healthy living
don't mask your impotency with talks about addiction - you have a social responsibility to fulfill with your wife. there must be hundreds of herbal medicine that can cure your erëctile dysfunction - seek help before cancer destroys your prostates!

LMAO DIS DUDE IS MOUTHED. LOOOL

Feed me more:

How come?

Were the other 5 ladies dead asleep or what? And even at that, there is no way you can make love to the lady without the others listening to both of you, unless off course you hyptonize them.

The guy na one minute man

MMotimo: How does it make any sense to leave the door open during lovemaking when the MIL is next door?

What is the meaning of that? If the door cannot be closed, it's time to move the games to a different turf/location. Every town has a hotel or you find cheaper alternatives like the back of your car.

Haba, have some respect naw! I wouldn't even leave the door open with a sibling next door not to talk of a mother. No child of mine should disrespect me that way o! Because I came to help them with their kids? Orisirisi. Kia, I don carry my bag, face my house

On point

In ds case d mothere has to leave ooo..its ur house oooo n ur mother inlaw cannot dictate wot happenes in ur house..which kind disrespect..abegiii jare..u must to make love ooooo if she is nt confortable she shd leave besides wetin she wan do for 2month..abegi ooooo na ur home ooo take charge ma broda

What is really wrong wit dat old woman?

1) what is her 2months mission in the house?

2) Is it that she doesnt want her daughter to be fucck by her own husband at her husband's will?

3) Is it that her old school punnany get sparked up each time her daughter is being fucck and she moans?

4) If her punnany gets sparked up by her daughter moans and she wants some action down there, is either she joins the action wit her daughter and SIL or better stil, let her be visiting wit old boy so that as her daughter moans/vibrates in dis room, she shld be moaning in the other room wit old boy simultaneously. This would make the entire house vibrate like epileptic patient.

5) To the couple, must u moan during sex? Na una type dey disturb neighbours wit excessive moaning. Learn how to fucck without moaning like por.n stars.

Frm dis post, am sure u guys vibrate d walls during d act.Just keep money to build person house if u crumble person walls during ur sex vibration cos ur landlord no go wan hear any excuse.

Policewoman: But bros, you can sacrifice 1 month of sex na. It's not too much.

1 mo.....? Kingbo..... Dats if he is nt a guy buh since u referred to him as BROS, abeg delete dat option

baby_123:

LMAO. Honestly, mama na vir*gin . Their are so many ways to avoid her hearing, if it is important to the wife. Loud music will work

you dey crase ohhhhhhhhh, loud music ke for night, abi na party u dey do

Mr man, go play away match.

Probably the mama husband don die since!the couple f**king will redmind her of her late husband,

ilugunboy: 2 months is not too much....I dey go 2 yrs without doing the thing...

na who e fault say your wife ugly..

Abeg close jare and d mama mind her biz

Tell her that is your wife very politely to choose either u or her mother.....its az simple az that before things get out of hand,is either she choose her marraige or not,but please be very polite and tactfull,wish you the best.

[quote author=slimyem]The couple shoud start shutting their door and let grandma handle the kids now that she's around or what else is she in the house for?
Someone also suggested soft music in the background to drown the oohs and aahs.[/quote

What if PHCN carry light, considering our nijia power unstable situation. Wetin make dem do.

THE BIBLE SAYS MAN ENJOY YOUR WIFE AND VICE VERSA .... SO THE MOTHER INLAW CAN STAY BACK OR RATHER THEY LOCK THE DOOR.... THIS CAN BREAK THE HOME IF PROPER CARE IS NOT TAKEN...

People should start giving people practical advice not "it is your house you can do whatever you like kind of advice" so misleading.
It is called respect, for the guy to complain shows lack of it, he should've explored all other avenue instead of my mother-in-law this and that.
Personally, in my hubby's family house i couldn't care less whether i am heard or not, hubby will be behaving like a learner and i will be like what the hell boy but with any of my siblings or parent around oohh shii.t, i ain't making no sound, ever imagine sex without sound, GOd boring.
Even after marriage, you will still like your parents to think and believe that you ain't doing it even after 5 fukking kids. Virginity reshuffling idiosyncrasies hahaha . My WORLD.

kulyie: But what is mamas buisness with the sex lives of a couple.you leave your own house and husband to be giving orders in another person house.that is called CROSSING YOUR BOUNDARIES ESPECIALLY WHEN THE HUSBAND HAS FULFILLED ALL PRE MARITAL RITES.by the way why is the man called husband,does he think its only to be nyashing his wife every second :p he needs to put his feet down when the need arises by not allowing mama intrude in what doesnt concern her.klet me give a scenario.mama good afternoon ma.please mama,can i talk to you,she says go on.mama please with all due respect this is my house and i have a right to my privacy.can you please come only when you are invited or your daughter calls you.dont be annoyed,but your presence here is more of an inconvenience.stand up quickly and walk away.them no go tell the mama to go.

on an unserious note,if the action dey disturb mama,make she join them in the action,afterall 3 can play the game.


As wifey is sucking dck,mama should be kissing and rubbing chest .


Abeg let me leave here before some people call me a perv

Please does your dad and mun leave their doors open while making love when the kids and a visitor is around? If you answer this question, you will see were the fault is.

Imagine, did u marry d daughter for her dat she will give u condition? She shud b happy self dat d tin is moving to the permanent site so dat soon, she will come for OMUGWO! Nna lekwenum anya ooooo! I can't condone such, well Bro u hav to talk to her as a man! But u need to be closing the junction door for the sake of the Jealous mother-in-law!

Hahahhahahhahaha laugh wan tear my belle.

But honestly, putTing myself in The wife's shoes, it would feel really weird for me to be getting freaky while mum listens from the next door.
Then another question, must you do iT in The room and on The bed? Menhh This should be an adventure. Do it everywhere, in The car, rest room, kiTchen ......... hotel,,,,,,,


Is iT just me or is Coogar simply weird? The guy no fiT kill me wiTh laughTer at all.

Abeg make sum ppl nor talk lik say na so e easy to igenor de tin, mama fyn ur level if d tin dey disturb u,dem don pay evertin 4 dat tin wen dem dey do, so frm lik say u nor dey hear ram slf,na dey rite, rudeness nor dey dere,

baby_123:

LMAO. Honestly, mama na vir*gin . Their are so many ways to avoid her hearing, if it is important to the wife. Loud music will work

loud music at the middle of the night?

kulyie: But what is mamas buisness with the sex lives of a couple.you leave your own house and husband to be giving orders in another person house.that is called CROSSING YOUR BOUNDARIES ESPECIALLY WHEN THE HUSBAND HAS FULFILLED ALL PRE MARITAL RITES.by the way why is the man called husband,does he think its only to be nyashing his wife every second :p he needs to put his feet down when the need arises by not allowing mama intrude in what doesnt concern her.klet me give a scenario.mama good afternoon ma.please mama,can i talk to you,she says go on.mama please with all due respect this is my house and i have a right to my privacy.can you please come only when you are invited or your daughter calls you.dont be annoyed,but your presence here is more of an inconvenience.stand up quickly and walk away.them no go tell the mama to go.

on an unserious note,if the action dey disturb mama,make she join them in the action,afterall 3 can play the game.


As wifey is sucking dck,mama should be kissing and rubbing chest .


Abeg let me leave here before some people call me a perv

You are already one.

LoveAmaka:



Just close the door since you mother in law is there with the kids. How many thunderstorm is happening in one week.

Maybe the thunderstorms were coming from their room and the children were mistaken but momma is certain.

they shd shut d door, simple. lnsisting on keeping it open smacks of exhibitionism/voyrurism

You people are just busy giving advice.The poster is a woman.Check her handle/proflie.

LoveAmaka:

Why do you have to say marital duty! Too harsh it's not a duty...it's lovemaking. Sweet good old fashion love making. Duty sounds like she go to work. Maybe I'm too sensitive.

E be like say you take style like prick o.