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| The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 4:46pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
What Is The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex Partner Ever Told You?  |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by ULSHERLAN(m): 5:03pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
Girl: My dad lives in Banana island Me  but in ma head): wtf is my business. Don't care if he stays in the moon. Was pissed with the lie so I didn't really date her persay but we had ____ couple of times. Just hate it when ladies lie 7 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Excel30: 6:05pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
He said the lady i saw nude with him on the bed,was a female friend who intended spending the night. 12 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by drnairalov: 6:40pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
EX_ i wud be travelling to abuja 2day to get some things frm ma uncle.send me like 6k..went to her school d nextday 4 sumthings, suprisingly saw her coming frm a rangerover sport. while me waz driving in2 d skul in ma small ride, me- who is dat?? she - (shocked) aww sweerie what u doing here?? anywayz dats ma dad, ddnt know he waz coming to see me self me - *giggles Oh!! really, thought u said u were goin to Abj yesterday She-err! i changed ma mind dear...we had an important test this morning!!! tho havent seen d fada bfo but chick forgot she told me her father waz a non teaching staff in U.I i collected ma transport moni nd broke up sha...it still hurts *end of story *morals of d story all dem uncles gals say dey ve, re probably secret lovers 7 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:45pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
[quote author=Excel 30 ]He said the lady i saw nude with him on the bed,was a female friend who intended spending the night.[/quote]How did he manage to let those words escape him. I would have shot his ass  5 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by demelza: 7:09pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
Dont know if this will count because we never dated. Anyway the jerk told me he hates sex. Later discovered he had a steady galfriend who was feeding him on the side. 7 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by AtheistD(m): 7:10pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
demelza: Anyway the jerk told me he hates sex..And you bought it Wow 6 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
demelza: Dont know if this will count because we never dated.You must be Gaddem ugly then...no offence 26 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by demelza: 7:34pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
jackbauersballs: You must be Gaddem ugly then...no offenceNone taken... But when a guy wants to get into your pant going as far as claiming to be a virgin, they will say anything 16 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by demelza: 7:38pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
[quote author=Atheist:-D]And you bought it Wow[/quote]Read my post again, I said I dint date him. An Omo Ogun is not so easily fooled. He was one sweet maga tho 12 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by MrCork: 7:58pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
...she said I waz too loong...sadly, she waz right!  14 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by angelTI(f): 9:57pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...she said I waz too loong...sadly, she waz right! [/quote]LIAR!!! 7 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by yuzedo: 10:17pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...she said I waz too loong...sadly, she waz right! [/quote] |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by yuzedo: 10:21pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
demelza:Sharrapppp!!  swerry ya ugly don't lie. don't worry I still love u like dat just confess   |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
Me:Honey did you miss my punnany Bobo:yea,I do Me:so who did you fuuuuuck after we part ways?? Bobo:Nobody Me:Nobody So you mean say for three months u noo kpoki? Bobo:I[b] NEVER masturbate [/b][i][/i] ,so baby did you.....Me: you definitely know the answer to that question!  2 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by MrCork: 10:50pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
angel TI: LIAR!!!...would i lie to u?? ...why wud i lie about my 17inches kondo? 1 Like |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...would i lie to u?? ...why wud i lie about my 17inches kondo? [/quote]Unfortunately.. Hes not lying.. See his pic: 4 Likes
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| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Les: 11:38pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
Alot of them. |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by 735i(m): 11:44pm On Jun 20, 2013 |
The first night we spent together she said; Babes I forgot to tell u; I'm bleeding... Na hin I remind am; but it's not up to two weeks ago u took money from my wallet which u said u were going to use to buy sanitary towels As a sharp babe she quickly counter; oh those....? Those were for my roommate... Na hin I laugh.... The same roommate wey u tell me say una dey keep malice abi... Me; if I sound you!!!....c'mon come tender the kpomo joor!!! 93 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by druid06(m): 6:26pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
demelza: Dont know if this will count because we never dated.Girl, if you're half as fine as any of those 3 beautiful ladies in your profile picture then you're good looking. So you believed a mature dude telling you he is a virgin and hates sex. No guy hates sex except he has a side-chick or he is a closet gay. 8 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by 190: 6:36pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
735 i: The first night we spent together she said;rotfl |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by 190: 6:37pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
mine ex: honey while you were away i went to visit him cos i was bored we ended up kissing, he took off my shirt,bra,trouser and pant but he didnt touch me me: I bust laff 21 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by druid06(m): 7:00pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
190: minehahaha! Nice one. 1 Like |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Les: 7:03pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
Not really ma babe but a next door neighbour.. Me: I saw u today in d market with a new foam. Pp: I got admission, it's for my school. Me: but u never took jamb, how manage?? Pp: yes, I got admission through direct entry.. And who gets admitted via Direct entry without any ongoin diploma course. Owk o....Fast forward to few months later.... Me: pp, wat ya doing @home Pp: yes, I came back for my I.T.... Me: I.T Wat And I was like, stfu, u lying skunk 18 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by druid06(m): 7:09pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
Les: Not really ma babe but a next door neighbour..haha 1 Like |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by sakaguchi(m): 7:19pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
Its being long we parted, Saw her on Badoo and I chatted with her Me:babe sup? What do you do now Babe: I'm in school, came for holidays. Me: really! Which school is that Babe: Hambross Ally University. Me: ofcourse! So are you at home (Moments later, we were sweating after you know! I just smiled to myself, lying learner!!!) 1 Like |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by tellwisdom: 8:19pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
Me:Sup babe, where is your dad.. Gurl:He's in the u.s. Me: Call him. Gurl:sorry, i dont have his number 1 Like |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:34am On Jun 23, 2013 |
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| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Ex: yea dere dere... Oh my God... *body vibrates and she exhales deeply* Me: so have you cυm? Ex: no... not yet... 1 Like |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Hilarious comments 2 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by teniola55(m): 6:10pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
Can you please help me click "LIKE"..becos i love "NIKE" 6 Likes |
| Re: The Funniest Lie Your Current Or Ex-Partner Ever Told You? by Sike(m): 6:13pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
I really love the way you guys lie. Indeed i do. Please don't stop.  1 Like 1 Share |
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