₦airaland Forum

PRAYER CREATIVITY
Let me see how creative we are.
Bro Dickson is ill n needs your prayers.
But for GOD will answer your prayers over the me, you must say your prayers using your profession's terminologies.
For instance,

an Alaba businessman would say his prayers thus:"O Lord, mba nu, don't let the ship of death cargo this boy's container to heaven abeg. Sell his sickness away in wholesales..."

Carpenter: "God, disease has been nailed into this boy's wood. Please use the chisel of heaven to chisel out the disease and every single nail is his blood.."

A microbiologist:"Oh my God, microorganisms has turned dis macroorganisms body into a culture media of infectious bacteria and viruses. Pls from your arsenal of vaccines pls give him divine antibacterial to inhibit d colonies in his body so dt his system can be aseptic and microbiological­ly sterile"

A pastor: "Oh God' Nutralise any selfishless diseas that is facing your son dis moment and secure him from any arrow of life so dat he wil gladly praise u in the Congregation and testify your work..."

An accountant: "O lord,debit d enemies of dis boy n credit him blessing,joy.in jesus name."

Enviromentalist: God dis boy live ve bn contaminated wit pollutants, pls use ur mitigatn power 2 save him at source control."

Policeman: "O Lord, Sickness has snatched this boy's health. I hereby send a command 2 disable dis sickness and i also release police of health to recover dis boy. As he has been recovered i enable him so dat he can be droven back to his parents in Jesus name."

Auditors prayer: Jah, this is unacceptable exception from the side of d devil, we thereby recommend that you advise ur heavenly angels to regularise this boys life with immediate by debiting d boys ill-health account with consuming fire and credit his Longevity account with Sound health. If this is not done, dis exception will go out of control if it enters grave account.

Footballer: " Oh Lord,my God.I know you're not a Nigerian,neither are you a ROMAN.You actually didn't plan these TORRESIOUS & BENITEZIONE diseases in the boy's body,as I know this disease wasn't on your CHELSEANTY transfer list.So,right now I beg you to either sack out both diseases or send them out of the boy's STAMFORD-THYPHOIDOUS-BODY BRIDGE on a free transfer and bring in your divine vaccines such as MOURINHOUS JOSEY into the boy's BRIDGE of physique and green pitch."

Ok over to ma people, economist, hustler, student, chorister, priest etc
NB:thanks!!!