Guys, let us remember some Grammar wahala we had or which some of our mates had, and I know they made us laugh our heads off then.

One of the School Prefects was told to get some stubborn juniors who were loitering about the school premises and as the Prefect tried to catch the boys he fell down and he got so angry that when the School Principal asked him why he could not get any of the boys the following conversation follow;

Principal:  why did u allow those stupid boys to escape?

Prefect:    But Sir, One pass here, one pass there, am I to be division myself into twice?





Our School was invited to a party by Music club of a Girl’s School, and when we got to the Venue a very Big Girl with Muscles all over her face was asking:

Are you invitation?
Where is your invited?

after a fowl at goal post you hear:

Penarity! Penarity!! Penarity!!!  Instead of penalty


Grammar of annoyance
You are Konkobility. I didn't know it was never in Dictionary until WAEC got close

The whole house was boring one day like that and i decided to go out and see if i can get a girl to play with,Details Asap:

ME Hey whats up babe can i see you for a moment?
SHE: sorry my papa send me medicine,he talk say make i run kati kati
ME: Just a moment please, i really need to have some words with you
SHE: I have telled you that my daddy sended me message

Men i was totally disappointed and if you see this girl,she is as pretty as Queen Lucifa.

said wat u want to said and let me wenting.

Coversation between classmates !

Please remove the shoe from the climate, rain is about to fell

I have a Friend , he is the worstest of all the bad boys in our Street, he beated his sister and nakeded she in the presence of public

my driver wud soon came to pick us to the home

and na one fine chic does days talk this one

in my sis class den

teacher: what r u lookin for

student: i am finding for my ruler

another one

kikomin i was coming, i met them fighting, i seperted them, they don

A boy was trying to get the attention of a girl, and the girl did not want to talk to him,
later she got angry and replied,

'' Everyday I am pass this road you will be calling me siiiiiii siiiiiiiii,

now I have came,

told me what you want to told me and let me went''

this is a conversation between two girls

girl1: hmmmmmmm mo ma degace e ni ko ti mo mi

girl2: it is true lets us degace her we will saying it is onda from above

Another this between a teacher and some students

one two three four of you enter your shoe and follow me

please go and check if the food have don

clem i sure say na u tlk dat one

conversion between mum and son

mum: junior are u still hungry

junior: no, i av chop belle full

1. TWO GUYS WERE DISCUSSING. AT A POINT, ONE OF THE GUY SAID. IT IS MATTER OF COOPERATE"

2. I WENT TO A FRIENDS CLASS IN THE JSS DAYS AND THE CLASS PREFECT APPROACHED ME AND ASKED, 'WHAT ARE YOU WANT""

Two school boys after fighting were asked the cause of the fight,

Teacher: Why are you boys fighting?

1st Boy: I is waka my own, and this boy come and put his leg in my forward

2nd Boy: Haaaa, excuse me Sir, It is a lie, I was wakaring my own, this boy come and jam me and when I ask him why? He blowed me on my mind.




A junior student was asked to call another boy and he said,

Hey you boy in my forward, the Senior in my backward said you should came.

A prefect was on stage addressing the student when someone hissed.The prefect almost killed us with his grammer; when he asked who did mssssssssssssssh when I was talking?

Teacher and Students

Physics Teacher: what is Matter?

Student: Matter is when two people are fight and you are ask them '' What is matter?''



Geography Teacher: What is an Airport?

Student: An Airport is a place where egbe ndi-ocha is flying up and flying down

ohi i fear u o

@ tyty, why are u fearing me na? I was only talk watin I hear for school before

he scored at the ninety oneth minute

i am calling u and u are wakaing away

increase the volume of your leg

do u think i am a children

u are noting but a disgusting

infact u are the fooler

you have tried go to bed

clemcykul:

you have tried go to bed

seriously do us all a favor and unplug ur computer

why not burn it

Prefect:Instead of you to be counting your book you are killing noise , lol

Student:What had i do

Raise down your Hands

Imagine A boy walked up to a girl to toast her and the boy said: sister you resemble familiar

Teacher: Spell your name
Student: I can fit sir,

Boy: Hello
Igbo Girl: Why are u calring me? Are u a rawyer? or did you study raw in school, perease i am rooking for selious man for ma-liage and not ti-li ti-li thing like you

@ chidipupay , chai !!! Engrish harooooo

I want to go and bought blead