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Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Akinagirl(f): 3:27am On May 16, 2008
dang girl! why do you hate men so much?
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by ozoneflake(m): 11:45am On May 17, 2008
@ Osun, Some body just asked a question, DO YOU HATE MEN SO MUCH? I think you should spend more time with a suger stick stuck between your pie than wasting so much time typing Gibberish here.
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by ozoneflake(m): 11:57am On May 17, 2008
@ Osun, Some body just asked a question, DO YOU HATE MEN SO MUCH? I think you should spend more time with a suger stick stuck between your pie than wasting so much time typing Gibberish here.
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by OsunAmazon: 4:42pm On May 17, 2008
I don't hate men. I love them so much especially those ones with juicy joysticks but that doesnt meann that i should demean myself or allow them to trample upon me just to show them that i love them. Respect is reciprocal.
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Nobody: 4:44pm On May 17, 2008
Go Get Laid! Funny smiley
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by ifyalways(f): 5:21pm On May 17, 2008
@Topic,funny  cheesy
go get phocked  cheesy
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Nobody: 5:22pm On May 17, 2008
Get phocked up, get phocked up!

That is actually a song cheesy
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Vallo57(m): 5:37pm On May 17, 2008
OsunAmazon:

I don't hate men. I love them so much especially those ones with juicy joysticks but that doesnt meann that i should demean myself or allow them to trample upon me just to show them that i love them. Respect is reciprocal.

Osun:

You sounded like you've not been f, d in a year.
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by OsunAmazon: 5:52pm On May 17, 2008
Osun:

You sounded like you've not been f, d in a year.
Darling, you want to help me? why not make it tonight cos my veejay is itching?
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Nobody: 6:37pm On May 17, 2008
OsunAmazon:

Darling, you want to help me? why not make it tonight because my veejay is itching?

er. . . could it be itching because you caught something from one of your beaus? grin
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Vallo57(m): 6:44pm On May 17, 2008
OsunAmazon:

Darling, you want to help me? why not make it tonight because my veejay is itching?

Sweetie, Boo, I am solidly booked right now. I can recommend an adult store that can hook you up with some toys.
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by 4Play(m): 6:44pm On May 17, 2008
OsunAmazon:

Darling, you want to help me? why not make it tonight because my veejay is itching?

This 'truck driver' has no class. . . na Oyb give you the itchy vagee? lipsrsealed
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by TheSly: 6:48pm On May 17, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin

Funmi. . . .U have 2questions waiting for you Ooo. . . grin
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by ifyalways(f): 6:49pm On May 17, 2008
cheesy
shes pooped .lol
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Akinagirl(f): 6:56pm On May 17, 2008
itchy veejay?? oh honey, if i were you, i wouldnt say that on a public fourm embarassed lol
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by 4Play(m): 7:00pm On May 17, 2008
The Sly:

grin grin grin grin grin
Funmi. . . .You have 2questions waiting for you Ooo. . . grin

She has logged off to engage in some vigorous scratching.

I remember one dude when were in sec school who caught something,he used to go to a quiet corner with a brush in one hand to engage in some frantic scratching.
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by TheSly: 7:08pm On May 17, 2008
4 Play:

She has logged off to engage in some vigorous scratching.

I remember one dude when were in sec school who caught something,he used to go to a quiet corner with a brush in one hand to engage in some frantic scratching.
grin grin grin grin
Na wah o!
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Nobody: 7:10pm On May 17, 2008
4 Play:

This 'truck driver' has no class. . . na Oyb give you the itchy vagee? lipsrsealed

4 Play:

She has logged off to engage in some vigorous scratching.

I remember one dude when were in sec school who caught something,he used to go to a quiet corner with a brush in one hand to engage in some frantic scratching.

talk true - na you grin. u know say we no dey do direct entry 4 my side grin
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by TheSly: 7:21pm On May 17, 2008
oyb:

talk true - na you grin. u know say we no dey do direct entry 4 my side grin
angry
I beg make u no dey lie. . . Na every post funmi dey mention ur name. . .u think say we no sabi wetin dey? grin
Na err day she dey ask say where u go. . .abi u self wan deny am again. . . . .
Abeg go find ur boo before she go over-scratch the place. . u know say na u go suffer am if the place kpafuka later on. . . . . . . . grin
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Nobody: 7:25pm On May 17, 2008
er. . .it wasn't me. . . grin
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by ifyalways(f): 7:44pm On May 17, 2008
4 Play:

She has logged off to engage in some vigorous scratching.

I remember one dude when were in sec school who caught something,he used to go to a quiet corner with a brush in one hand to engage in some frantic scratching.
this is wicked.
lmao cheesy
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Nobody: 7:51pm On May 17, 2008
ify u dey laff 4play reply?na today u know say fokplay 4play na onye ara grin grin grin
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by OsunAmazon: 8:02pm On May 17, 2008
This 'truck driver' has no class. . . na Oyb give you the itchy vagee?

Yeaaaa, i thought he was clean.
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by OsunAmazon: 8:03pm On May 17, 2008
er. . . could it be itching because you caught something from one of your beaus?
OYBomboy!, youve given me herpes. tongue tongue
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by OsunAmazon: 8:05pm On May 17, 2008
Sweetie, Boo, I am solidly booked right now. I can recommend an adult store that can hook you up with some toys.
uuurrghh, I never knew we have gigolos here.
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by OsunAmazon: 8:06pm On May 17, 2008
She has logged off to engage in some vigorous scratching.

I remember one dude when were in sec school who caught something,he used to go to a quiet corner with a brush in one hand to engage in some frantic scratching.

Yeah, his name is Akinade AKA 4Him. Where is he now?
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by TheSly: 8:11pm On May 17, 2008
OsunAmazon:

OYBobo love, youve given me herpes.
grin grin grin grin
Gurrrrhhhhhhhhh!!. . . . . .A ti ko ifa ni ile. . .Ifa tin se
Didn't i say it?. . . . . Oyb u see say i no dey lie? grin
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Nobody: 8:18pm On May 17, 2008
like i said . . it wasn't me grin
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by OsunAmazon: 8:39pm On May 17, 2008
like i said . . it wasn't me
How did I get itchy veejay then?
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Nobody: 8:41pm On May 17, 2008
buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i can see love nwantiti grin grin grin
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by Nobody: 8:42pm On May 17, 2008
Chineke *clicks fingers* shocked
Re: Go Get Laid Please! by OsunAmazon: 8:54pm On May 17, 2008
Chineke *clicks fingers*
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Stop clicking your fingers sister. I never knew that what i did with OYBobo in the dark will someday come to light. That dude is loaded with herpes.Run run run.

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