Stealing in church!!!

I hate those who pick their noses even in church.
And even farting too.

Rectal explosions is plain disgusting.
Farting in church is a no no
What about the folks who must give testimony every sundays for the most mundane of reasons

kemmary: I hate it when people take change from the offering basket while others are still waiting to drop their offerings

Na wa ooo.. Ppl do this.?

Coughing while the sermon is going on.

I belched once

Lemme add mine
1). Also it is bad to say that those of other Christian denominations aren’t practicing “true” Christianity
2). Pastors tell stories without giving citations.
(“There’s this true story of a guy who [insert random Bible-based act here]…” If it’s true, give me some actual facts.)
3). Pastors take an hour to analyze a simple,straight-forward Biblical verse .
(The verse told me to trust in God. I get it. Let’s move on.)
4). Show to others siting beside you what you want to give as offering, is a bad habit. Bt me sef anytime I want to gv like #500 I no dey hide am o, so am guilty of dis.

k2039:

I'm only guilty of those two, which means I lost 20% in your assessment which is still an A

You don't need to grade yourself,if you are guilty of ONE ,you are guilty of ALL. So is better to drop those two .

dani1luv: [size=13pt]Watching Porn while sermon is going on[/size]

Wetin you come go church go do?

I can't comment simply because I am no longer a christain.

lenghty services is another aberration in the church, pastors should learn to make services snappy and enthusiastic

Staring at d fyn girl in d church

Farting is the worst

Babies(immature christians) ar d ones dat misbehave most tyms during church services... When im in d church, my focus is on God nd his word

People are actually taking God for granted because instant judgments are no more allowed . I only take my phone to church to record sermons.
Even if the self acclaimed pastors are only speaking skills void of spirit and so on., that should not give anybody liberty to disrespect God by answering calls or pinging - the most annoying act to me.
I always say this, that going to a theology school does not qualify you to be a pastor, if you are not genuinely called. There are some occurrences in an holy spirit commissioned gathering that will not give room for people to get involved in some of these dispecable acts, but when a gathering is devoid of God's presence and the leadership is not interested in people's salvation but only what he/she could get from them, such attributes are condoned, tolerated by him because he doesn't want to loose rich members.
In His dealings with us, God is always good.
Praise God! & happy Sunday to you all

Charging phones in church is the craziest thing people do in church.

LMAO@ taking change from the church offering! who does that biko nuu! Nigerians won't kill somebody

Yungwizzzy: people using their phones and tablets to read bible in church. the same phone wey blue film full!!!

True talk.

I was at church last week sunday when I saw I guy wit big tattoo sitting beside my I was so surprised dat d beer bottle am holding feel down and stain one bros smoking cigarette in front of me if not for one sister in bumper short that clean up d broken bottle d ushers would have beat d hell out of me

That's why I LOVE Catholic church...short and straight to the point...no justification for sleeping.

1. A mother is with 4 kids (all less than 10 yrs) in church when there is kiddies/teens section. Innocently, the kids keep playing, shouting and fighting each other. Meanwhile, their mother (who shld caution them) is calmly nodding her head at the pastor's preaching acting she's so deeply engrossed. Deeply engrossed not to notice the kids are distracting people.

2. You're really following the logic/reasoning to what d pastor is saying to grab a unit of thought but this months-old baby beside u is innocently hitting you with his toy. And the mother is not bothered because 'he's only a child' and if u frown at it, u must be one mean ogre.

3. Answering calls in church.
4. People gisting in church.
5. Ah! A new one!!! I saw this guy reading newspaper in church?

Generally, I don't like distractions. Announcement time, I'm a bit more relaxed tho

Azonto dance never enter church?

i am guilty of nos 1,2,5,6,7.. May God forgive nd help me...

I sleep wen d sermon is very boring, I mean VERY boring ..

Lol

xxxifyxxx: That's why I LOVE Catholic church...short and straight to the point...no justification for sleeping.

WHY IS your username like this and you are catholic plus you are female... you can do better

I once slapped or should I say smacked an usher in the backside real hard when she farted directly on my face while walking past where I was seated. It caught the attention of everybody and I got some kind of disgusting looks from everyone who would think I did that intentionally not knowing what went down. They later got to know the reason for my actions when the whole atmosphere started smelling fowl and then I replied everyone with a look like, yea! That's the reason for the smacking. The Usher walked outta the service and I didn't see her till I left the church. Though I was a first timer who happens to attend the church for a youth week service.

Would you say that's a rude one by me ?

Thermythorpe: i am guilty of nos 1,2,5,6,7.. May God forgive nd help me...

I sleep wen d sermon is very boring, I mean VERY boring ..

Lol

Your sins are forgiven son...go and sleep no more!

Well, as for me, once I am not enjoying the moment, I bring out my fone n play small games, a game dat wont distract me totally n this is done anywhere, church, hospital, bank........name it!

Afam4eva: I'm guilty of number 3.

Which one exactly? Is it just 'sleeping', 'snoring like a raging bull' or 'sleep snoring'

that why i like my Westminster cathedral , the mass is so beautiful that one cant help but behave and enjoy the service