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Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 3:15pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Left during holy communion today. Guilty as charged. Priest: say two decades and ten glory bes |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Mystery11(m): 3:15pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
DJDOLA: I was at church last week sunday when I saw I guy wit big tattoo sitting beside my I was so surprised dat d beer bottle am holding feel down and stain one bros smoking cigarette in front of me if not for one sister in bumper short that clean up d broken bottle d ushers would have beat d hell out of me Dear Absent-minded, When we talk about the happenings in a night club, we will remind you but for now, Back off. 3 Likes |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by crackhouse(m): 3:16pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
this goes a long way to show what people really think about church. many people don't regard church as a sacred place, instead they see it as a social gathering or where Christians gather to fulfill all righteousness. 2 Likes |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by ToluFel(m): 3:17pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Stealing while coming into God's presence . Somebody once stole my cloth in a conference |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by lepasharon(f): 3:18pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
igbsam: I once slapped or should I say smacked an usher in the backside real hard when she farted directly on my face while walking past where I was seated. It caught the attention of everybody and I got some kind of disgusting looks from everyone who would think I did that intentionally not knowing what went down. They later got to know the reason for my actions when the whole atmosphere started smelling fowl and then I replied everyone with a look like, yea! That's the reason for the smacking. The Usher walked outta the service and I didn't see her till I left the church. Though I was a first timer who happens to attend the church for a youth week service. you smacked her ass |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
I onced polluted the air during service... But the silent pistol type it was catastrophic |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by obi123: 3:26pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
xxxifyxxx: That's why I LOVE Catholic church...short and straight to the point...no justification for sleeping. honestly, no faffing around |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
sheyie2007: I onced polluted the air during service... But the silent pistol type it was catastrophicna ur type de find forgiveness we no de see |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 3:29pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
scipher: na ur type de find forgiveness we no de seeare you judging me? |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 3:32pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Tabtab: hmmmmmmWhy did you quote yourself to type hmmm? |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Bashirfuntua(m): 3:33pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
“Taking change from the offering plate |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Bashirfuntua: “Takingthat's allowed |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by frainc(m): 3:43pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
I tink d best tin is to keep whatever u tink ll distract ur attention from enjoying d service at home, eg like phone, cus dat is what i do. just my own opinion |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 3:44pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
debarcade:Why would you even want to show off with jes #500 offering Shame on you. |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by uvoh(m): 3:51pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Mine is directed at pastors and preachers. They should Stop using delaying tactics on d pulpit like: finally, am rounding up, lastly, let me just add this, once again, on a final note..... All these unending conjunctions really annoy me alot in our churches. What happened to being direct and precise or do some of them just enjoy d sound of their voice. 2 Likes |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by redcliff: 3:56pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
k2039: Did you know that a sin is a sin? No half sin or not so bad sin |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by redcliff: 3:59pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
nekaa: I feel like God will slap me if I do something am nt suppose tu do in church so I rarely do any of the above. He should have slapped you already. Check the time stamp of your post. Its 12:24pm or so. Its either you were in church while you typed this or you were back early from church or......your church closed earlier that 12 today...or.....maybe you did not even go at all! |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by curfew: 4:06pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
church today is more like a social gathering than a religious or spiritual meeting. going to church is not different from going to night of a thousand laugh show. GOD has abandoned the church and satan, the angel of light, has taken over, deceiving people into believing that they are still serving GOD. people now buy and sell, deceive and being deceived in the church. |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by MizEmerald(f): 4:06pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Yungwizzzy: people using their phones and tablets to read bible in church. the same phone wey blue film full!!!na wa,may God have mercy |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by daddyiel(m): 4:08pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
I pray to change from browsing NL and FB at times especially during the boring testimonies. |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Segunagagu(m): 4:08pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Yungwizzzy: people using their phones and tablets to read bible in church. the same phone wey blue film full!!!Hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhahhaa .like seriously..dose are d kind of people God suppose to have absolute mercy upon. . |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Timijo(m): 4:09pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Broswsing nairaland during the service to see what Seun and his moderators have posted is also wrong. |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by daddyiel(m): 4:10pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Can one use ipad to cast of demons just like Bible? |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Nice write up Time to stop texting in church |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by omonla10(m): 4:12pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
LesbianBoy: LMAO@ taking change from the church offering! who does that biko nuu! Nigerians won't kill somebodyWhat if u have 1nd u want to give 500. Then u'll forfeit ur change cos u wanna claim saint? |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by otokx(m): 4:13pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
if the service is interesting you won't notice all those things. 1 Like |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Chibest2000(m): 4:16pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Acelifted: Even me the poster. I am already guilty of one of them. I am posting this right in the middle of a service. May be am not enjoying the choir's ministration.then I don't think you are a good pastor cos a good pastor is not suppose to even take a mobile phone into the church service how much to talk of typing and posting all this paragraphs of comments in front of his congregation, infact I can't imagine seen my Rev father. Typing through his phone during the mass I will make sure I speak this to his hearing, as regards to the indecent behavior of pple during church service my believe is that they don't really the meaning of been in the presence of God and so they can do whatever they feel as doing, I don't blame them. |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Humphreydis(m): 4:16pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
poster u 4got to mention one.....I hate it wen ppl ''fart'' (mess) in church and dey turn to another person as if dey r nt d one dat did....and d annoying tin is ppl around thr will start lookin at u as if na u do am....lol |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Chibest2000(m): 4:17pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Acelifted: Even me the poster. I am already guilty of one of them. I am posting this right in the middle of a service. May be am not enjoying the choir's ministration.then I don't think you are a good pastor cos a good pastor is not suppose to even take a mobile phone into the church service how much to talk of typing and posting all this paragraphs of comments in front of his congregation, infact I can't imagine seen my Rev father. Typing through his phone during the mass I will make sure I speak this to his hearing, as regards to the indecent behavior of pple during church service my believe is that they don't really know the meaning of been in the presence of God and so they can do whatever they feel as doing, I don't blame them. |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Well some girls re just too pretty to ignore n u cant help but stare. IMO |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by redcliff: 4:26pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
mikelreal: Well some girls re just too pretty to ignore n u cant help but stare. IMO They are the agents of darkness my brother. Sent to divert your attention from the word of the lord Jesus. |
Re: Rude Things People Do In Church by 190: 4:28pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Yungwizzzy: people using their phones and tablets to read bible in church. the same phone wey blue film full!!! Rotfl!!! |
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