NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has
found an unambiguous message from God written
on tablets in a Martian cave. According to an official press release two giant
stone slabs the size of small elephants were located
deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large
mountain. Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten
Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written
in 12 languages – including English, Spanish,
Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is
a simple message in English reading “I am real.” According to top scientists who have studied the
discovery extensively, these findings may have
definitively established Christianity as the one true
religion. “This is amazing,” says Syms Covington, an
Australian researcher working for NASA’s Mars
Exploration Program. “We went into the cave
looking for water, and we found proof of God’s
existence instead. “I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can
tell you one thing: there’s not a single atheist inside
NASA’s control room now. What we saw was jaw-
dropping.” Genesis 1:1 NASA’s Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of
last year with a mission to explore the Martian
climate and geology for signs for habitability. Thus far the mission has been a success, with the
discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals
needed for life suggesting that Mars was once
suitable for life. However the tablets, both of which are signed
“Peace and Love – Yahweh,” represent the rover’s
most significant find to date, and is perhaps the
most important scientific event in history. “When people find out about this, they will demand
change in our society,” explains a political scientist
at Georgetown University. “Democracy will have to
give way to theocracy. We’re gonna have to build
more churches and reintroduce prayer into
schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months.” Despite its potential significance, Covington fears
that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make
the impact it should. “Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-
Christian, they might not even pick up this story,”
he explains. “But God is real. We have proof. And
everyone deserves to hear the truth.” http://dailycurrant.com

God messages keep coming from left and right this days.....hmmmmm
his coming is at hand

Blov: God messages keep coming from left and right this days.....hmmmmm
his coming is at hand

Its satire, you clueless doofus

Its a spoof from a satire site
Even if if were not,I would find it absurd that a Christ who rebuked those looking for signs rather than believing the Law and the
Prophets would sanction such signs
Even if such was real and broadcast on all the major news networks, iniquity would still abound in the hearts and lives of the sons of
men
Like the Bible says let everyone who calls on God depart from iniquity and He who is unjust, let him be unjust still; he who is
filthy, let him be filthy still; he who is righteous, let him be righteous still; he who is holy, let him be holy still.
That should be the foreword of anyone calling upon God not whether the media is anti Christian or that God left signs on Mars or
not.

Some of these scientists have worked tirelessly to disprove the exitence of God, and if they've stumbled on this great sign, then a think it'll open peopl, especiialy the ethiest, more to the realisation of God's existence. I tell you some people, like Thomas, believe more in signs than prophesies

^^^
You don't need a prof to tell you that this is actually a hoax


Can't you even see that the story is actually mocking christianity in a way?.

He dat hav ear..............

Presently shitin bricks!!

God is Real! I know it, you know it...we all know it! Except u r just too dumb nd ignorant.

Heatblast: ^^^
You don't need a prof to tell you that this is actually a hoax


Can't you even see that the story is actually mocking christianity in a way?.

Tell us how please.

sampitts: NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has
found an unambiguous message from God written
on tablets in a Martian cave.

NASA never announced such. you can check their site www.nasa.gov/home

According to an official press release two giant
stone slabs the size of small elephants were located
deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large
mountain. Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten
Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written
in 12 languages – including English, Spanish,
Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is
a simple message in English reading “I am real.” According to top scientists who have studied the
discovery extensively, these findings may have
definitively established Christianity as the one true
religion. “This is amazing,” says Syms Covington, an
Australian researcher working for NASA’s Mars
Exploration Program. “We went into the cave
looking for water, and we found proof of God’s
existence instead. “I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can
tell you one thing: there’s not a single atheist inside
NASA’s control room now. What we saw was jaw-
dropping.” Genesis 1:1 NASA’s Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of
last year with a mission to explore the Martian
climate and geology for signs for habitability. Thus far the mission has been a success, with the
discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals
needed for life suggesting that Mars was once
suitable for life. However the tablets, both of which are signed
“Peace and Love – Yahweh,” represent the rover’s
most significant find to date, and is perhaps the
most important scientific event in history. “When people find out about this, they will demand
change in our society,” explains a political scientist
at Georgetown University. “Democracy will have to
give way to theocracy. We’re gonna have to build
more churches and reintroduce prayer into
schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months.” Despite its potential significance, Covington fears
that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make
the impact it should. “Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-
Christian, they might not even pick up this story,”
he explains. “But God is real. We have proof. And
everyone deserves to hear the truth.”

it beats me how you people cannot actually see the mockery in this ... i still crack up reading the bolded

http://dailycurrant.com

This site you used as reference is wack, you should check out their other stories