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ASUU Strike Call Off by ebgbest(m): 9:09pm On Jul 09, 2013
ASUU STRIKE CALLED OFF!;
congratulations to all university
students, just about an hour ago
the ASUU chairman broke the
announcement, which is
considered a big one for all
university students. After calling
off the strike, the media went
ahead to ask if the federal
government has met the demands
of ASUU. Out of dismay,the ASUU
chairman shook his head and said
he was disappointed with the
media more than he his with the
FG, saying the media formed a
deaf ear to the strike, that an
average Nigerian does not know
that universities are on strike. He
condemned the media's lack of
publicity. After expressing his
anger he went ahead to say that
the Government is doing nothing
concerning our demands, even
after a closed door meeting with
the education minister where the
President said he has so many
issues to deal with now than to
start spending more money on
universities. After the meeting
however, the chairman of the
newly formed party ACP called
the chairman of ASUU to a
meeting with ACN, CPC, and the
AFGAN governor who promised
ASUU that they would give ear to
ASUU's demand and will do more-
one of which every student will
be given a bursary award which
is to cover 50% of every student
fee, that is, for spending 5 years
in the universities. 2 years fee
would be paid by FG, and every
student who graduates with first
class would stand a chance to do
their masters in canada, while
those with lower credit and pass
would continue their study in
South Africa and Ghana
respectively. Also, salary of VC's
would be increased by 90%. After
this meeting, the ASUU chairman
called off the strike asking all
students to resume at their
various schools on the first week
of June 2015, that about 2 years
time, of course after voting in
ACP. Its so sad that you sat
down and read all this poo, that
means you are as jobles.
Men, go find work. This strike
would last more than we thought.

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Toktee(m): 9:39pm On Jul 09, 2013
Amadioha!!!!!,guy who sent you here,are you of this world or an allien,what a fooool

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by braine(m): 10:49pm On Jul 09, 2013
Toktee: Amadioha!!!!!,guy who sent you here,are you of this world or an allien,what a fooool


lol!
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by marocious(f): 1:02am On Jul 10, 2013
ur ear! lol

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Nomski0(f): 5:47am On Jul 10, 2013
Is this true? I'm tired of all these rumours o. Some one should confirm this na.

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Darejyde(m): 7:08am On Jul 10, 2013
Nomski0: Is this true? I'm tired of all these rumours o. Some one should confirm this na.
Its either you can't read or you don't understand what you read, what's dee rumor? Τo even tink you are an undergraduate Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ hopelessness for you!

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by braine(m): 7:15am On Jul 10, 2013
Nomski0: Is this true? I'm tired of all these rumours o. Some one should confirm this na.

How can you even think that a thread opened in the Jokes section would be true? My dear, relax and enjoy your break.

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by ebgbest(m): 1:01pm On Jul 10, 2013
Toktee: Amadioha!!!!!,guy who sent you here,are you of this world or an allien,what a fooool






U fada is d foooll,wiaa was dis article place??

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Firstgentleman1(m): 2:32pm On Jul 10, 2013
@Op, it is ASUU calls off strike or ASUU strike called off not ASUU strike call off. Do you gerrit?

And don't feed me that trash that this is just a joke.

Btw, you are a student of .......?

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by niyfemao2(m): 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2013
cheesy
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by kachi04(m): 4:23pm On Jul 10, 2013
after i don jubilate and fan wan cut off my hand wir i dey jump up at dis topic, i come realise dat its a madman's post. mtttchew...

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by olasesi(m): 7:32pm On Jul 10, 2013
ebgbest:
Its so sad that you sat
down and read all this poo, that
means you are as jobles.
Men, go find work. This strike
would last more than we thought.

Nope....
It took you more time to write this than we did reading.....

I think u are worse off in "joblessness"

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by omobarBlog(m): 10:09pm On Jul 10, 2013
please you guys should always go through the rule and regulations of this great forum before commenting, i can't imaging full grown men insulting each other here, so sad

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by auditor002: 10:27pm On Jul 10, 2013
Please, don't pray for extension of the strike.Some of us are awaiting youth service and have few months to clock 30 years.
ASUU strike should not exempt us from NYSC.

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by SamuelAllu(m): 10:42pm On Jul 10, 2013
kachi04: after i don jubilate and fan wan cut off my hand wir i dey jump up at dis topic, i come realise dat its a madman's post. mtttchew...
ar you sure
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by SamuelAllu(m): 10:43pm On Jul 10, 2013
ar you sure

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by bidemi2014: 10:54pm On Jul 10, 2013
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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by 419nigga(m): 12:29am On Jul 11, 2013
17 posts & 3800 views. 10:54pm
(bidemi2014)





grin na wa o!! See views !! Na so ppl like strike reach??















































Emmm.....wetin I wan write sef?? **just passing**

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by ifeoma92(f): 8:30am On Jul 22, 2013
i wonder who's more jobless, you who spent valuable time composing this unimportant load of crap or we who are surfing the net for important information, pray tell me angry
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by braine(m): 10:18am On Jul 22, 2013
ifeoma92: i wonder who's more jobless, you who spent valuable time composing this unimportant load of crap or we who are surfing the net for important information, pray tell me angry

I bet you read the crap. grin
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Nomski0(f): 10:26am On Jul 22, 2013
Darejyde: Its either you can't read or you don't understand what you read, what's dee rumor? Τo even tink you are an undergraduate Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ hopelessness for you!

Didnt bother checking the section, i just get tensed up when i hear ASUU calling of the strike because immediately it happens its exam things.

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by ifeoma92(f): 10:58am On Jul 22, 2013
braine:

I bet you read the crap. grin
yeah i did, never judge a book by its cover or in this cas a post by its title. #false hope# :-/
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by braine(m): 1:12pm On Jul 22, 2013
ifeoma92:
yeah i did, never judge a book by its cover or in this cas a post by its title. #false hope# :-/

You would now a useful or useless thread from the first two lines. Welcome to Nairaland. wink
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Sunjos: 7:46am On Jul 26, 2013
Darejyde: Its either you can't read or you don't understand what you read, what's dee rumor? Τo even tink you are an undergraduate Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ hopelessness for you!
come on....probably its another joke.
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by OputaEucharia(f): 5:45pm On Jul 29, 2013
ASUU strike will last 4 5yrs, so students dat r involve shld go n seek 4 alternative
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by lirusehn(m): 8:04pm On Jul 29, 2013
ifeoma92: i wonder who's more jobless, you who spent valuable time composing this unimportant load of crap or we who are surfing the net for important information, pray tell me angry
na vessination u tak speak. Park well.

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by nairaman66(m): 12:00am On Jul 30, 2013
Stop being gullible.. Look at the date!
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by extraflyfineboy(m): 4:17pm On Jul 30, 2013
Toktee: Amadioha!!!!!,guy who sent you here,are you of this world or an allien,what a fooool

Lmao, Una funny o, how can u expect this to be true when its in the Jokes section??
Just imagine say I say make u enter this site and u expect that u won't get wet http://umehoma.com ??
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by mcvize(m): 4:18pm On Jul 30, 2013
Wel jobful or jobles dnt care, tank God am from togo..mother fro gabon,father frm serialeon.
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Ibnmaleek: 5:54pm On Jul 30, 2013
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wata suprys o

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