helo nairalanders,i hav these 2 galfrnds 1 ij n d oda sola.ij is vry nasty n enjoys havn sex nd i lyk her 4dt cos she makes me feel lyk a man anytym shes around me.sola is dis vry dulln g dt detest anytn romance as in d only tin she enjoys doin is kissn me.bt sola is 1 in a million,decent,carin gorgeous name it.a gal evry guy wuld wana hav as a wife.bt guys im in a stat!i dnt wnt sola 2 find out bt d tin is she wuld sun.ok lyk wn ij cam around,

Nduvic:

helo nairalanders,i hav these 2 galfrnds 1 ij n d oda sola.ij is vry nasty n enjoys havn sex nd i like her 4dt because she makes me feel like a man anytym shes around me.sola is this vry dulln g dt detest anytn romance as in d only tin she enjoys doin is kissn me.bt sola is 1 in a million,decent,carin gorgeous name it.a girl evry guy wuld wana hav as a wife.bt guys im in a stat!i dnt wnt sola 2 find out bt d tin is she wuld sun.ok like wn ij cam around,

Jeez, atleast if you're trying to make a story up, make sure you use spell checker or any form of grammar corrector


_{Just a "friendly" advice}

RampantT:

Jeez, atleast if you're trying to make a story up, make sure you use spell checker or any form of grammar corrector


_{Just a "friendly" advice}

Hahaha.

Round of applause please.

@poster, Bet you feel like a playa, right? Don't bother trying to hide it from them, they'll still find out and you'll come back to Nairaland weeping. Trust me, we've seen your type before.

I couldnt even understand have the shit this joker posted.

If you like your pee pee where it is and dont want it removed with a blunt knife you better fix up and stop the rubbish!

where do these (probably boys) sort of men fall from?

It ain't even like he's all that.

ol boy. . .stop shagging the loose chick or else you'll mess up the better girl you want to marry. Or else you might lose both.

LadyT:

I couldnt even understand have the shit this joker posted.

If you like your pee pee where it is and don't want it removed with a blunt knife you better fix up and stop the rubbish!

It's english Ma'am
Finding it hard to choos between a 'Lil Kim' and 'Alicia Keys'

Hope I've broken it down to a level even you will understand

RampantT:

Jeez, atleast if you're trying to make a story up, make sure you use spell checker or any form of grammar corrector


_{Just a "friendly" advice}

That is no grammatical error!!
Ever heard of abbrv.?. . . like when your something =sth?

The Sly:

That is no grammatical error!!
Ever heard of abbrv.?. . . like when your something =sth?

That one is abbrv?
That one pass abbrv. . .

Nduvic:

helo nairalanders,i hav these 2 galfrnds 1 ij n d oda sola.ij is vry nasty n enjoys havn sex nd i like her 4dt because she makes me feel like a man anytym shes around me.sola is this vry dulln g dt detest anytn romance as in d only tin she enjoys doin is kissn me.bt sola is 1 in a million,decent,carin gorgeous name it.a girl evry guy wuld wana hav as a wife.bt guys im in a stat!i dnt wnt sola 2 find out bt d tin is she wuld sun.ok like wn ij cam around,

[size=13pt]Can someone please interpret that part? Anyway, I think the story is unfinished.[/size]

StephenP:

[size=13pt]Can someone please interpret that part? Anyway, I think the story is unfinished.[/size]

hahahahaahahaha
He says he's stumped and doesnt want either of them to find each other out. (atleast thats what i understand from what he said)

hisssss@eldee

Rubbish!

LadyT:

hisssss@eldee

Rubbish!

Don't cry hun

@Poster

Do your thing Playboy !! Shake them haters off. And swing your Mandigo like it's God-given.

Sweet T:

@Poster

Do your thing Playboy !! Shake them haters off. And swing your Mandigo like it's God-given.

yeah, till it falls off

chika98:

hahahahaahahaha
He says he's stumped and doesnt want either of them to find each other out. (atleast thats what i understand from what he said)

[size=13pt]Thanks Miss.[/size]

Rebellious:

Round of applause please.

@poster, Bet you feel like a playa, right? Don't bother trying to hide it from them, they'll still find out and you'll come back to Nairaland weeping. Trust me, we've seen your type before.

[size=13pt]Precisely.[/size]

continuation, sola called rite in d middle of d tin bt luck ws on my side cos i had d phone at dt moment.jst imagine ij picks up d cal den losin dem wuld jst be d tin.my problem is i dnt wana lose ij cos of wat i get 4rm her n sola cos shes d best part of my day.guys i need ur advice on wat 2do

@Nduvic, my advice to you is to go hang yourself now because they deserve better than you. You are just there for the sex and because they haven't found out you think you are the best. Mark my words, they will eventually find out and you'd wish you hanged yourself when I told you to.

Nduvic:

continuation, sola called rite in d middle of d tin bt luck ws on my side because i had d phone at dt moment.jst imagine ij picks up d cal den losin them wuld jst be d tin.my problem is i dnt wana lose ij because of what i get from her n sola because shes d best part of my day.guys i need your advice on what 2do

People said they couldn't understand the first one and now you compounding the problem by typing foolishness on the second try.
For a Unilag student you are really embarrassing. The only thing both women find in you is the shortage of men in the world so thank your God you have a working prick and thank God also for the blood with which to stiffen it.

@post

Story story. . , stroy
Once upon a time. . . time time

savanaha:

People said they couldn't understand the first one and now you compounding the problem by typing foolishness on the second try.
For a Unilag student you are really embarrassing. The only thing both women find in you is the shortage of men in the world so thank your God you have a working prick and thank God also for the blood with which to stiffen it.

lol. i tire 4 d guy o, he came back with "games men play- part 2"

arianne:

lol. i tire 4 d guy o, he came back with "games men play- part 2"

And just like any Nollywood movie keep a watch out for 3 to 11. Maybe all unrelated but still "games men play."

@savanaha.wt is it dt u dnt undastnd?n dis hs notin 2do wit ma skul.i came here 2 seek help but al i get is reign of curses.hw sad! i'v nt even seen 1 reasonable reply,dts nt fair.i tot i culd rely on u guy bt hey i get d opposite

LOL them don finish this guy
in no good o
@poster i see no reason why u should be playing them "ko ni make sense o".stick to one and stop that player  game its old school, but if u decide to want to continue, dnt come when both go away.it aint fair on their paths to know they are just being used to satisfy your urges,u can't get all in a person u know?,if u like sola as u claim because of her nice attitude and all, then stick to her and if its ij because of sex, then go for her, whichever way it aint morally right to be jumping up and down from one girl to another u be monkey? , dnt give the masculine gender like us bad names.
N.b. if its only sex with ij that makes u feel like a man, then bro uve got a lot of work to do on yourself

I don't kno . . .but if am right,i wud advice u stick 2 d one u love ^{it's hard understandin u tho}

You need to be careful,AIDS is real!!!

To:Nduvic:

You want advice, advice is not for punks like you. You should have asked for advice before you started messing around with that prostitute that makes your day. Nairaland is not a place to encourage immorality. I suggest you get a life.

@poster

am so sorry.

femiMcfish:

You need to be careful,AIDS is real!!!

u need not tell him,guess he knows dat already

Nduvic:

@savanaha.wt is it dt u dnt undastnd?n this hs notin 2do wit ma skul.i came here 2 seek help but al i get is reign of curses.hw sad! i'v nt even seen 1 reasonable reply,dts nt fair.i tot i culd rely on u guy bt hey i get d opposite

just go to oprah and quit the lamentations of job!