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Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by gunpoint(m): 7:44am On May 20, 2008 |
Sauce kid's 18 year-old daughter tells her mother tytylayor that she has not seen her period for two months. Very worried, tytylayor goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, tytylayor says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know so that I can deal with him!" When Saucekid learnt about it too, he blew his top, told his daughter to call 'the fool' involved and ask him to come the next morning. The girl did not say anything as they all went to spend an eventful night in bed. The next day, tytylayor reminded the girl about what Saucekid said, confident that once the 'pig' arrives, they were going to get him arrested for putting their daughter in the family way. At 9am, the girl calmly picks up the phone and makes a call for about three minutes. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house and a mature and distinguished man with gray hair (Iteun) and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. His sight could not make them take action and the man sits in the living room with Saucekid, tytylayor and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation (like seven wivies already) but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a town house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, several houses and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory, very many houses and $2,000,000 for each of them. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, Saucekid, who had remained silent all along, quickly confered with tytylayor, got up, moved straight to Iteun, places a hand firmly on his shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again!" |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by tytylayor: 7:51am On May 20, 2008 |
stale |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by gunpoint(m): 8:01am On May 20, 2008 |
tanx |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by Nobody: 9:16am On May 20, 2008 |
you try |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by kayowalemi(m): 12:25pm On May 20, 2008 |
wetin mak am stale? tytylayor: |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by djcrooky(m): 12:30pm On May 20, 2008 |
stale, old and naive |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by saucekid(m): 5:57pm On May 20, 2008 |
the cement mixed with potato dust don dey corrode pointgun brain sorry case |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by folly69(m): 6:05pm On May 20, 2008 |
old but still nice hehehehehe |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by chidipupay(m): 8:22pm On May 20, 2008 |
@pointgun, U don manage get 100naira for time now u don dey show abi, Ok i know what to do |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by bibs(f): 9:59pm On May 20, 2008 |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by jaymobb(m): 8:41am On May 21, 2008 |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by mykali(m): 12:48pm On May 21, 2008 |
suace and tyty. e no go work. |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by tytylayor: 5:25pm On May 21, 2008 |
wetin dey work for u? |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by saucekid(m): 5:27pm On May 21, 2008 |
the guy brain dey disfunctional |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by Nobody: 4:18pm On May 25, 2008 |
gunpoint: Iteun |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by manickal(m): 4:45pm On May 25, 2008 |
ha ha ha |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 12:34pm On May 26, 2008 |
lmaosoasoa stale though |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by tytylayor: 6:11pm On May 26, 2008 |
den y u lafin |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by saucekid(m): 8:31pm On May 26, 2008 |
some1 tickled her |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by gunpoint(m): 6:52am On May 27, 2008 |
some one tickled his/her. . . . . . .somtin |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by saucekid(m): 9:47am On May 27, 2008 |
ur mind too dirty |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by topeteadr(m): 9:47am On May 27, 2008 |
Stale. . . . . |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by saucekid(m): 9:47am On May 27, 2008 |
sup TT where u dey since? |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by topeteadr(m): 9:49am On May 27, 2008 |
Fighting 'world war iii'. |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by saucekid(m): 10:35am On May 27, 2008 |
ok i hear u |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by tytylayor: 4:49pm On May 27, 2008 |
finish am b4 u come here oo |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by kayowalemi(m): 4:59pm On May 27, 2008 |
y is everybody saying stale? Abi people e mention too don become stale |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by tytylayor: 5:18pm On May 27, 2008 |
u no serious d joke don old pass u |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 5:21pm On May 27, 2008 |
no wonder he get white hair for armpit |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by kayowalemi(m): 5:24pm On May 27, 2008 |
ok everybody e mention 4 dat joke is stale |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by saucekid(m): 7:04pm On May 27, 2008 |
why you still dey repeat am? |
Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by clemcykul(f): 8:39am On May 28, 2008 |
u dey mind am? hin name dey give am headache |
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